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November 5, 2012 1:18 am at 1:18 am #605688This name is already takenParticipant
Post all mashups of quotes, 1 liners sayings etc.
When life gives you lemons, Take em there free
November 5, 2012 3:41 am at 3:41 am #1121313aurora77ParticipantHello This name is already taken,
This topic is fabulous, with many hilarious possibilities! I have to think here a little bit to see if I can come up with a good one…
November 5, 2012 4:11 am at 4:11 am #1121314WolfishMusingsParticipantA good oldie attributed to Yogi Berra:
“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
The Wolf
November 5, 2012 4:20 am at 4:20 am #1121315dhl144Member“If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life”
I really love this saying…It helped me a lot I am in college and it helped me pick what I would like to major in so I would only pick a major which the career possibilities would only be something I would enjoy….Social Work was my final choice.
November 5, 2012 4:56 am at 4:56 am #1121316OneOfManyParticipant“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.”
“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.”
“Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.”
“Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.”
“If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you’ll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren’t so lazy.”
“Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.”
(All property of Terry Pratchett. ^_^)
November 5, 2012 8:28 am at 8:28 am #1121317on the ballParticipantVeni, Vidi, Visa
‘I came, I saw, I went shopping’
November 5, 2012 10:19 am at 10:19 am #1121318just my hapenceParticipantInside every fat girl is a thin girl, and lots of chocolate.
(Also property of TP)
November 5, 2012 4:35 pm at 4:35 pm #1121319WolfishMusingsParticipantAnother one of my favorites:
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. ~ Groucho Marx
The Wolf
November 5, 2012 4:38 pm at 4:38 pm #1121320OneOfManyParticipant“Veni, vermini, vomini.”
(Also property of TP)
November 5, 2012 8:34 pm at 8:34 pm #1121321just my hapenceParticipantThe pen is mightier than the sword. If the sword is very short and the pen is very sharp.
(who do you think?)
November 5, 2012 8:41 pm at 8:41 pm #1121322☕️coffee addictParticipantIf at first you don’t succeed, cheat
November 5, 2012 10:40 pm at 10:40 pm #1121323This name is already takenParticipantGreat keep em coming
November 5, 2012 10:53 pm at 10:53 pm #1121324🍫Syag LchochmaParticipant“A bird in the hand, spoils the broth”
November 5, 2012 10:53 pm at 10:53 pm #1121325This name is already takenParticipantHere is another of the When life gives you lemons sort
When life gives you lemons Eat them
November 5, 2012 11:37 pm at 11:37 pm #1121326☕️coffee addictParticipantlife is like a box of chocolate- sweet at first, afterwards it gives you a stomach ache
November 6, 2012 7:31 am at 7:31 am #1121327just my hapenceParticipantIf at first you don’t succeed, skydiving’s not for you.
November 6, 2012 1:40 pm at 1:40 pm #1121328THE REAL NUDNIKParticipant*The world is full of willing people, some are willing to work and some are willing to let them
*The easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words
*Some people are no good at counting calories, they have figures to prove it
i collect quotes these are just a few of my collection (i have way over 1000) thanx to everyone that ever posted any of them!!!!!
November 6, 2012 3:06 pm at 3:06 pm #1121329WIYMemberThe real nudnik
These are really good.
November 6, 2012 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm #1121330on the ballParticipantHey all, this thread is for funny variations of good quotes – not for good quotes themselves
November 6, 2012 3:37 pm at 3:37 pm #1121331WolfishMusingsParticipantWhen life gives you lemons, make sure to ask for some water, sugar, ice and some tall glasses.
The Wolf
November 6, 2012 5:26 pm at 5:26 pm #1121332frummy in the tummyParticipantI’ll burn that bridge when I come to it.
November 6, 2012 6:05 pm at 6:05 pm #1121333left to writeMember>if at 1st you don’t succeed, consider making failure your goal.
>keep your eye on the ball, keep your shoulder to the wheel, keep your ear to the ground, keep your nose to the grindstone, keep your back to the wall. Now try working in that position.
November 6, 2012 8:51 pm at 8:51 pm #1121334just my hapenceParticipantTime is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
November 6, 2012 9:03 pm at 9:03 pm #1121335This name is already takenParticipant>A penny saved is a government oversight.
>If ignorance is bliss why aren’t there more ignorant people in the world
November 6, 2012 10:14 pm at 10:14 pm #1121336on the ballParticipantPeople living in glass houses should not.
Before you criticise someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them when you criticise them and you have their shoes.
November 7, 2012 6:06 pm at 6:06 pm #1121337left to writeMemberNo man is an island…but Virginia is a state.
November 8, 2012 12:07 am at 12:07 am #1121338abba_murray_bar_popaParticipantdo not let he who is without sin live in glass house
November 8, 2012 1:10 am at 1:10 am #1121339syeshivaMemberLife is tough. Even when sliding down the rainbows you get splinters
November 8, 2012 1:11 am at 1:11 am #1121340syeshivaMemberIf you eat glatt meat, buy cholov yisrael milk to go with it
November 8, 2012 1:13 am at 1:13 am #1121341syeshivaMemberLeft to write:
pPlease explain. I have a great aunt virginia and she would be very insulted. So I will not tell her
November 8, 2012 1:20 am at 1:20 am #1121342LBKParticipantExamine your neighbor’s faults with a mirror, not a telescope…
November 8, 2012 12:48 pm at 12:48 pm #1121343just my hapenceParticipantIf at first you don’t succeed, try failing.
November 8, 2012 3:40 pm at 3:40 pm #1121344BaalHaboozeParticipantMoney makes the world go round, and booze increases the speed
November 8, 2012 4:43 pm at 4:43 pm #1121346theObviousMemberNever put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great
That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it
heheh!
November 8, 2012 4:48 pm at 4:48 pm #1121347frummy in the tummyParticipantDon’t count your chickens before your eggs are all in one basket.
November 8, 2012 6:07 pm at 6:07 pm #1121348Luna LovegoodParticipantwhen life gives you lemons say “hey! free lemons!”
November 9, 2012 5:54 pm at 5:54 pm #1121349November 9, 2012 6:04 pm at 6:04 pm #1121350Yekke Mitt a GartelMember>if life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someones eyes
>Lemons are 10% what happens to you and 90% what you make out of it
>Do unto others before they do unto you
>Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them as much
>Whatever doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. And since not lifting weights doesn’t kill us. Therefore not lifting weights makes us stronger
>Success is 1% inspiration and 99% luck
November 12, 2012 5:23 am at 5:23 am #1121351This name is already takenParticipantGreat job keep em coming
November 12, 2012 6:22 am at 6:22 am #1121352🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantYou are only young once, but you can be immature forever!
November 12, 2012 11:42 am at 11:42 am #1121353just my hapenceParticipantMy momma always said life was like a box of chocolates, somewhere or other there’s going to be a coconut creme that no-one likes.
November 12, 2012 2:13 pm at 2:13 pm #1121354ChortkovParticipantI asked a friend where my chavrusa was. He told me: “He’s in the place where the king himself goes!”
November 12, 2012 2:35 pm at 2:35 pm #1121355ybrooklynteacherMemberI take my kids everywhere, but they keep finding their way back.
A man’s home is his castle – until the queen arrives.
November 12, 2012 3:13 pm at 3:13 pm #1121356mrs. KatzMemberWhen I married Mr. Right, I didn’t realise that his first name was Always.
November 12, 2012 4:05 pm at 4:05 pm #1121357just my hapenceParticipantThe journey of a thousand miles starts with a wrong turn.
November 13, 2012 12:44 am at 12:44 am #1121360venahapoich HuMemberHard work has never killed anyone yet, but why take the risk.
I’m on a seafood idet, i see food and i eat it.
November 13, 2012 12:46 am at 12:46 am #1121361venahapoich HuMemberHappiness is theonly thing that doubles whenever you share it.
November 13, 2012 1:25 am at 1:25 am #1121362☕️coffee addictParticipantA Byrd in the hand Is worth $10,000
November 13, 2012 1:31 am at 1:31 am #1121363BYEnglishMemberLove these! By the way, these sentences are called paraprosdokians.
November 13, 2012 4:43 am at 4:43 am #1121364Veltz MeshugenerMembernothing tastes as good as skinny cow ice cream
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