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January 16, 2023 6:38 pm at 6:38 pm #2156703commonsaychelParticipant
This is the health advice given by Alexander Lukashenko
Work hard, go to the Sauna twice a week and drink 500 ml of vodka daily and you will be very healthy.
Alexander Lukashenko is the Prime Minister of Belarus
January 16, 2023 8:31 pm at 8:31 pm #2156883ujmParticipantDoes Kim Jung-un follow this advice?
January 16, 2023 9:52 pm at 9:52 pm #2156928SQUARE_ROOTParticipantOnce again, Mr. Common Saychel has posted a message to the YWN Coffee Room for the specific purpose of mocking me and my messages.
Maybe he believes that by mocking me and my messages at every possible opportunity — and then pretending to be innocent — he can persuade me to quit the Coffee Room, and get away with it too.
He is wrong; I will NEVER quit the Coffee Room (IYH & BSD).
His messages should be deleted, and he should be banned from the Coffee Room.Mockery [laitzanus] is a violation of Torah Law, but surprisingly, the Coffee Room moderators permit it. Since I trace my ancestry as a Kohain all the way back to Tanach times, mocking me is a double violation of Torah Law.
(Not that I think anyone cares; on the contrary, my decades of experience with “Frum” people have repeatedly taught me that nobody cares.)
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Babylonian Talmud, tractate Megillah, page 25B:Rabbi Nachman taught: All mockery is forbidden, except mocking idol worship, which is permitted.
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Babylonian Talmud, tractate Avodah Zarah, page 18B:Rabbi Elazar taught: Whoever mocks, sufferings come upon him…
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Babylonian Talmud, tractate Avodah Zarah, page 18B:Rabbi Shimon ben Lakish taught: Whoever mocks, will fall into Gehinom.
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Babylonian Talmud, tractate Avodah Zarah, page 18B:Rabbi Ketina taught: Whoever mocks, his wealth [literally, food] is decreased…
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Rabbeinu Yonah commentary on tractate Avot, chapter 3, paragraph 2:Those who mock others, the Holy One Blessed Be He will mock them, and they will lose more than the people they mocked. And the humble persons who remain silent and tolerate them and they do not answer back, the Holy One Blessed Be He will give them grace [chein].
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Rabbi Yehuda Cahn said:“…one who mocks others has a mean and defective character…”
SOURCE: Torah From Jerusalem Volume 2 (page 335), by Rabbi Yehuda Cahn, year 2002 CE, Baltimore, Maryland.
Rabbi Yehuda Cahn is a graduate of Ner Israel Rabbinical College in Baltimore.
==============================January 17, 2023 10:30 am at 10:30 am #2156975hashem says noParticipantas alexander once said, “commonsaychel has been vanquished”
January 17, 2023 10:30 am at 10:30 am #2157003Shimon NodelParticipant“From this day forth, you put your faith in me”
– Lord Voldemort, on the day of his demise
Lord Voldemort, originally known as Tom Riddle succeeded in ruling over wizards in Great Britain in 1996.
He was assassinated in 1997 after unsuccessfully quashing a rebellion in Scotland
January 17, 2023 10:30 am at 10:30 am #2157004FrumWhereParticipantSR, get a grip. As much as you believe that CS doesn’t like you (and possibly with or without justification, as the case may be), you can’t be thinking that in CS’s mind a ridiculous “proverb” from an obvious fool like Lukashenko represents a mockery of a Kli Yakar, l’havdil.
January 17, 2023 1:59 pm at 1:59 pm #2157108SQUARE_ROOTParticipantMr. FrumWhere, Mr. Common Saychel is not trying to mock Kli Yakar; he is mocking me.
I never harmed Mr. Common Saychel in any way, yet he mocks me at every possible opportunity (which violates Torah Law), and the moderators don’t care.
If I would type the web address (URL) of my Torah web site in the Coffee Room, the moderators would delete it immediately, even though it is a mitzvah. But when “Common Saychel” mocks me, the moderators never delete his comments, even though they are a violation of Torah Law.
January 17, 2023 2:16 pm at 2:16 pm #2157162n0mesorahParticipantI’m in stitches!!!!!!!!!
January 19, 2023 4:47 pm at 4:47 pm #2157870Zaphod BeeblebroxParticipant@shimonnodel
First hand accounts actually indicate that Riddle was never in full control, nor was he ever actually a ruler. However, he did control much of Britain from behind the scenes, so I suppose you are somewhat correct.
Modern historical accounts will drone endlessly about his villainous acts, but we all know history is written by the victors, in this case a group of mindless cult members under the sway of a dead man and his sycophantic lieutenant. In truth, Riddle was a fearless leader of his people, a true kanoiy dedicated to bringing the growing trend of widespread assimilation to a halt, as well as stopping unlawful geirus. His acts of bravery and dedication will be remembered for many generations to come. RIP Riddle. Yehi zichro Baruch.
January 21, 2023 6:06 pm at 6:06 pm #2158268Shimon NodelParticipantWow! That is truly inspirational! Halivay I get such an exalted eulogy when it’s time for me to be composted.
But actually, wasn’t he himself a mamzer? Or does the yichus only take after the mother?January 21, 2023 6:06 pm at 6:06 pm #2158195hashem says noParticipantWow such inspiring words. If only commonseychal were still around to comment on his stupidity.
January 21, 2023 8:26 pm at 8:26 pm #2158313Zaphod BeeblebroxParticipantWhy would he be a mamzer? His parents were technically legally married (I think).
January 21, 2023 8:26 pm at 8:26 pm #2158312Zaphod BeeblebroxParticipantWhy would he be a mamzer? His parents were technically legally married (I think).
January 21, 2023 11:11 pm at 11:11 pm #2158354n0mesorahParticipantDear Hashem,
Please chill out. We are only human. The Yeshiva World blocks robots.
January 22, 2023 11:05 am at 11:05 am #2158399Shimon NodelParticipantI figured that the kedusha of the magical tzibur is passed in through the mother or at least from one parent. There seems to be chalukei dei’os.
Jokes aside, Voldemort is actually supposed to be a mashal for Hitler yimach shemo
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