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go to your friend’s chasuna and right before he walks out of the yichud room you put on alot of lipstick and as he comes in to the main ballroom for the dancing, you give him a big kiss…. and then he starts dancing obliviuos to what just happend.
of course you would never do it because u’d never kiss ur worst enemy!
of course you would never do it because u’d never kiss ur worst enemy!
What if they had gelt in their mouth?
moski, if your worst enemy is dumb enough to have money in their mouth when coming out of the yichud room, there’s nothing you can do to embarrass them. But that was a funny reply.
How about putting a few drops of Visine in someone’s coffee?
Why would anyone think stuff like this funny or worth replying to?
I suppose that though you wouldn’t actually do it, the picture
and thought is humorous to you and other posters here.
Nebech.
“How about putting a few drops of Visine in someone’s coffee?”
Suppose someone were to contaminate YOUR food?
what is wrong with you people?
Suppose I peppered someone’s brand new day with a smile… (uch)
Nitpicker… The title is, stuff you “WOULDN’T” do to your worst enemy. In case you aren’t aware, “wouldn’t” is a conjunction of the words “would” and “not”. It’s the opposite of stuff you WOULD do. Get off your high horse. Just because you have no sense of humor doesn’t make everyone else wrong.
Zeeskite – that’s just crossing the line. Why do happy go lucky people feel like they always have the right to ruin the bitter cynical people’s days?
the thought isnt funny but painful to imagine.
Why are they things we WOULDNT do?
Why are they still fun to imagine?
Sick!
My sense of humour does not depend on imagined random acts of harm or pain to people.
( I was quite relaxed until I decided to check out what was doing in the CR. )
Completely agree with “nitpicker” above. This thread is stupid(evil is a better word), regardless of the fact that the title of the thread is phrased in the negative.
Please, please DELETE this stupid (evil) thread.
I’ve got the feeling somebody’s had one too many drops of Visine slipped into their coffee….
I know two members who are stupider than this thread and they didn’t get deleted.
Moski, I don’t know why you’re still here.
Moskidoodle – stupider isn’t a word, but thank you for the insult.
Do you know which posters I’m talking about?
ME?!
NO!!
<resuming breathing>
Lol no clue who, but you said 2 people “stupider than this thread.” Being that I’m part of the instigation here, I’d take it that I’m the 3rd or 4th stupidest (also not a word) in the CR?
Hmm how about using steel strength epoxy glue to glue down everything in somebody’s room? …Oh wait, I’ve actually done that to a friend of mine. 🙂 twas a good laugh.
Really mean pranks would to shave a bochur’s head while he was sleeping or put itching powder in his underwear. So cruel.
I know a really mean one. When I was in yeshiva, one of the guys would get so worked up over nothing. So, just to get his goat–we killed his wife.
So funny…He was so mad…We were rooooollinng.
(In other words, this thread is retarded, and I’m horrified that you people get your kicks imagining how to be mean to people.)
I know a really mean one. When I was in yeshiva, one of the guys would get so worked up over nothing. So, just to get his goat–we killed his wife.
So funny…He was so mad…We were rooooollinng.
(In other words, this thread is retarded, and I’m horrified that you people get your kicks imagining how to be mean to people.)
Mod 80 would’ve blocked you for that.
PBA, that’s a great one! Wouldn’t have thought of doing that 😀 really original!!
I feel that this post is terrible
Just to let all above know that this past week a lady in Pennsylvania was arrested for almost killing her husband via putting visine in his coffee.(something she apparently tried to do in the past as well)
There is nothing prankish about anything that could potentially harm or kill a person
abcd2 being that this is the “pranks I wouldn’t do” thread, I’ve never actually done it, but I didn’t know it could kill someone. Nonetheless, that story is hilarious!
If visine would actually kill someone
I would not suggest using in eyes either..
just my thought.. I am really not into pranks.
I have more serious things to think about..
ENJOY
Putting visene in someone’s “anything” is illegal, and can be prosecutable by the law, depending on how ill the person became. If the person becomes sick enough, you could be gacing attempted murder charges; at the very least malicious intent.
And, why would you want to pull pranks on anyone? If they are your worst enemy, you should not bother giving them the time of day.
Talking about pranks…
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/being-a-macher
Okay fine so visine is a bit distasteful… How about cutting the brakelines on somebody’s car? Haha! Oh man… That’s a hilarious one. It gets them every time!!
visene isnt good to use cuz its for eye irritation, redness caused by colds, pollen, and swimming. and you goto put it in the person’s eye.
try milk of magnesia in someones coffee. instant results! 🙂
MOD, EDITOR, SOMEONE< PLEASE DELETE THIS WHOLE DISTASTEFUL THREAD
I know several people who could die,has v sholom from using visine in their eyes – why suggest putting it in their drink! No!
Also cutting the breaks – its just giving reckless ideas to people.Please delete! Thank you.
Lol… Whoever is gullible enough to actually think I’m serious should not be on the internet anyway, lest some long lost uncle from Nigeria scam them of their life savings.
i heard a story where there was a boy in yeshiva who always used another boys shampoo, without permission, whenever he would go in the shower.
once this other boy got fed up and filled his shampoo bottle with shaving cream……..
Why hasn’t this thread been erased yet?
Thanks for all the pranks ppl!
im your worst enemy
GG – I saw that in a sefer from R Yitzchok Zilberstein – they went and asked him if it was mutar to do or not.
I think they didn’t know who the thief was, and therefore decided to find out for themselves – and this was during the Nine Days too!! (Don’t ask how he had a shower; I am sure he had a heter from the CR)
GG Yekke: shaving cream? I thought you’d say Nair, or something liek that. Now that would be funny! (only in theory though…!!)
Try putting cream instead of skim milk in a sister’s coffee. No lasting damage, but boy do you get results! (“How am I ever going to fit into..”)
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