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Fried eggs must be great for the heart. Don’t two negatives make one postitive?
I feel bad for James Bond. You have my sympathy. It’s gonna be a long night. HELP!!
Hey 73! What’s up?
not much
I hope the trolls have been successfully contained in their dens.
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Long may it last!!
pasta and cheese!!!
now how’s that for randomness?
….Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily. Life is but a dream.
I’m dreading pesach cake crumbs on the floor… you can’t get them off.
You don’t need to.
What did you say? Sorry? Hello? I think something must be rwong with my phone.
{ !CRASH! }
Stop cursing, shnitzy
That was the coffee!
what are you going to do now about your plush carpet? next time, go for brown, not cream
(lightbulb) I know! I’ll pour coffee over the rest of it, then no one will know the dif-Oh no! Here comes the wife. Help!!!
just pretend it was the kids
50 years
Sleep glorious sleep… what wouldn’t we give for?
i love showers at night, its so relaxing!
What?! Again?! I only cleaned off your face two minutes ago!! 😡
Aha! A whatchermacallit!
Sippy cups are wonderful.
Obfuscation: what politicians try to do but aren’t quite smart enough to pull off.
If steering wheels would have breathalyzers and shut the car down when it senses alchohol in the drivers breath, there would be far fewer collisions.
I really wish those evil bunny wabbits would go away…
TGIF
‘i’italics?’
itrying to figure out how to do italics and bold here/i<em></em>for italics<strong></strong>to boldthanks!
[This is my first attempt at using a seemingly archaic ui…italics italics please ignore for post to post purposes… now on to my real post:]
Because nothing finite can become infinite, my brain has no idea if what I just said makes sense.
You’ve been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?
I wonder what happens when I push this button that says ‘Do NOT under ANY circumstances push this button’
you know when you glance around the shul during shabbos mincha, during shemona esrei, and you see this yeshiva bochur, half asleep, davening shemona esrei by heart when all of a sudden he pounds his heart twice….lol!!
snore…zzzzzzzz. Oh. I’m at work.
i…can’t..stop….playing…..ANGRY BIRDS….help!
It’s smaller on the outside…
I invented the quadricycle!
ur not suppose to post – lol
Yeah, and this is Katara, my flying sister.
I’ve got one. Or I had one. I think I had one. Look around. See if you find it. Did I have one? Am I going mad?
In the quelchy quaggy sogmire,
In the mashy mideous harshland,
At the witchy hour of gloomness,
All the grobes come oozing home.
You can hear them softly slimeing,
Glissing hissing o’er the slubber,
All those oily boily bodies
Oozing onward in the gloam.
So start to run! Oh, skid and daddle,
Through the slubber slush and sossel!
Skip jump hop and try to skaddle!
All the grobes are on the roam!
Little kid: When’s Moshiach coming?
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