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November 26, 2012 8:42 pm at 8:42 pm #1047513frummy in the tummyParticipant
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – a fear of long words
November 27, 2012 1:47 am at 1:47 am #1047514Luna LovegoodParticipantI have a First Class Degree in Earthonomics.
November 27, 2012 3:58 am at 3:58 am #1047515shnitzyMemberLuna a dream deferred was written by Langston Hughes I think you should’ve cited that unless you are him of course
November 27, 2012 4:28 am at 4:28 am #1047516Yekke Mitt a GartelMembera = x [true for some a’s and x’s]
a+a = a+x [add a to both sides]
2a = a+x [a+a = 2a]
2a-2x = a+x-2x [subtract 2x from both sides]
2(a-x) = a+x-2x [2a-2x = 2(a-x)]
2(a-x) = a-x [x-2x = -x]
2 = 1 [divide both sides by a-x]
November 27, 2012 2:30 pm at 2:30 pm #1047517frummy in the tummyParticipantmath…….instincts……can’t……give in….AAAHHH!!!….dividing by ze….AAAHHHH!!!!
November 27, 2012 3:31 pm at 3:31 pm #1047518tzaddiqMemberDid you think about your kidneys today?
consider:
1. The kidneys have a higher blood flow than even the brain, liver or heart.
2. The kidneys reabsorb and redistribute 99% of the blood volume and only 0.1% of the blood filtered becomes urine.
3. Kidney stones are an accumulation of mineral salts and mostly combined with calcium which can lodge anywhere along the course of the urinary tract.
4. Refined carbohydrates and sugar help the body make kidney stones.
5. Sugar will stimulate the pancreas to release insulin. This causes extra calcium to be excreted in the urine. . . alas, kidney stones.
6. An excess of milk or antacids may cause kidney stones.
8. Each kidney weighs approximately 4 to 6 ounces.
9. The kidneys of a newborn baby are about 3X larger in proportion to body weight as in the adult.
10. The volume of urine excreted daily varies from 1000 to 2000 ml (averaging 1500 ml). 1000 ml (millileters) = 1 liter.
This has been brought to you by the Society for Healthy Kidneys.
YAY KIDNEYS!!!
November 28, 2012 3:06 pm at 3:06 pm #1047519BaalHaboozeParticipantHere’s your first class ticket, sir. Bon voyage!
November 29, 2012 1:06 pm at 1:06 pm #1047521notasheepMemberfly, you fools!
November 29, 2012 7:24 pm at 7:24 pm #1047522tzaddiqMemberwhy is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he was a gorilla?
November 29, 2012 7:51 pm at 7:51 pm #1047523ZeesKiteParticipantCoffee Addict belongs here. He posted not to post.
November 29, 2012 7:55 pm at 7:55 pm #1047524just my hapenceParticipantJam yesterday and jam tomorrow, but never jam today.
November 30, 2012 4:50 pm at 4:50 pm #1047525BaalHaboozeParticipantCan you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?
December 3, 2012 1:12 am at 1:12 am #1047526shnitzyMemberThey glistened with an inner eternal strength. Those miniscule picturesque diamonds of hope falling swiftly yet lightly upon the crowd below piercing their armor, dispelling dismal gray clouds of despair, and awakening their hearts to a better tomorrow. A hopestar journey of renewal.
NOW PASS THE DARN KETCHUP!!!!
REALITY.
December 3, 2012 4:48 pm at 4:48 pm #1047528BaalHaboozeParticipantI think I will also donate $1 million to the Hurricane Sandy victims, just like this Rechnitz guy from California….
December 3, 2012 5:57 pm at 5:57 pm #1047529Luna LovegoodParticipantBYOB- bring your own banana
December 3, 2012 8:09 pm at 8:09 pm #1047530frummy in the tummyParticipantSomeday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection; the lovers, the dreamers, and me.
December 3, 2012 8:44 pm at 8:44 pm #1047531just my hapenceParticipantAre you a man or a muppet?
December 3, 2012 9:27 pm at 9:27 pm #1047532just my hapenceParticipantunfortunately, Brian has left ‘the solution to all the world’s problems’ in car. And he’s lost the keys.
December 4, 2012 2:48 pm at 2:48 pm #1047533tzaddiqMemberchange your attitude and you can change your future
December 5, 2012 4:01 am at 4:01 am #1047534shnitzyMemberI have an app for that…
December 5, 2012 10:05 am at 10:05 am #1047535just my hapenceParticipantI can’t believe it’s not custard…
December 5, 2012 1:12 pm at 1:12 pm #1047536notasheepMemberthey’re grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
December 5, 2012 2:33 pm at 2:33 pm #1047537BaalHaboozeParticipantAm I the only one seeing little tiny pink polka-dotted elephants dancing around my screen?
December 5, 2012 3:01 pm at 3:01 pm #1047538frummy in the tummyParticipantI like turtles!
December 5, 2012 8:02 pm at 8:02 pm #1047539tzaddiqMemberimagine being on the moon and your rocket breaks down. whew, that sucks.
December 5, 2012 8:45 pm at 8:45 pm #1047540shnitzyMemberchihuahuas aren’t black and green, hon`.
December 5, 2012 9:14 pm at 9:14 pm #1047541a mirrerParticipantthose latkes were good
December 5, 2012 9:32 pm at 9:32 pm #1047542Luna LovegoodParticipantThe Game
December 6, 2012 12:21 am at 12:21 am #1047543OneOfManyParticipantHey dol! merry dol! ring a dol dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
December 6, 2012 1:35 pm at 1:35 pm #1047544notasheepMemberAy don’t believe it!
December 6, 2012 1:49 pm at 1:49 pm #1047545just my hapenceParticipantWhat is wrong with the world? What is wrong is that we do not ask ‘what is right’. (G.K. Chesterton)
December 6, 2012 4:51 pm at 4:51 pm #1047546tzaddiqMemberddid you ever try the mentos coca cola thing? does it really work?
December 6, 2012 6:04 pm at 6:04 pm #1047547OneOfManyParticipantAll that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
December 6, 2012 7:48 pm at 7:48 pm #1047548notasheepMemberAlice woke up
December 6, 2012 10:27 pm at 10:27 pm #1047549OneOfManyParticipantSilence will fall when the question is asked. The first question. The oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight.
(the answer sooooo is 42. 8D)
December 6, 2012 10:56 pm at 10:56 pm #1047550Luna LovegoodParticipantDoctor Who?
December 7, 2012 3:51 am at 3:51 am #1047551WiseyParticipantPeople who live in glass houses….are plants.
December 7, 2012 4:01 am at 4:01 am #1047552WiseyParticipantDo you like rollercoasters? So I guess you like my driving?
December 7, 2012 2:16 pm at 2:16 pm #1047553tzaddiqMemberso i hear chanukah is coming…….
nice.
December 7, 2012 2:55 pm at 2:55 pm #1047554frummy in the tummyParticipant“This suit is black, pause, NOT!!!”
December 9, 2012 11:07 pm at 11:07 pm #1047555notasheepMemberWhaaaaaat?!?!?! You did WHAT?! But that was my favourite banana! I’ve had it for ten years! And you went and ATE it?!?!
December 10, 2012 4:51 pm at 4:51 pm #1047556WiseyParticipantIf the cow jumped over the moon where did it land.
December 10, 2012 4:55 pm at 4:55 pm #1047557WiseyParticipantSome where shabbos clothes on purim some dress up. I wear a hat, suit and a pink tie.
December 10, 2012 5:12 pm at 5:12 pm #1047558just my hapenceParticipantForsooth, ’tis verily.
December 11, 2012 1:14 pm at 1:14 pm #1047559notasheepMemberGadzooks milarkey!
December 11, 2012 2:32 pm at 2:32 pm #1047560just my hapenceParticipantThe trouble is they taste too good…
December 11, 2012 2:43 pm at 2:43 pm #1047561BaalHaboozeParticipant12/12/12 – Tomorrow we will meet our end. Good-bye world.
The Mayans
December 11, 2012 3:30 pm at 3:30 pm #1047562frummy in the tummyParticipant(It’s 12/21/12, oh and the Mayans don’t believe it will end then; it just happens to be when they stopped planning the last calendar until; it’s other people who are crazy 😉 )
December 11, 2012 4:53 pm at 4:53 pm #1047563BaalHaboozeParticipantwell its cool anyways ?
12/12/12 12:12:12
hey how ’bout those latkes? mmmmmmmmmm
December 11, 2012 9:10 pm at 9:10 pm #1047564just my hapenceParticipantTwas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the mome raths outgrabe
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