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hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – a fear of long words
I have a First Class Degree in Earthonomics.
Luna a dream deferred was written by Langston Hughes I think you should’ve cited that unless you are him of course
a = x [true for some a’s and x’s]
a+a = a+x [add a to both sides]
2a = a+x [a+a = 2a]
2a-2x = a+x-2x [subtract 2x from both sides]
2(a-x) = a+x-2x [2a-2x = 2(a-x)]
2(a-x) = a-x [x-2x = -x]
2 = 1 [divide both sides by a-x]
math…….instincts……can’t……give in….AAAHHH!!!….dividing by ze….AAAHHHH!!!!
Did you think about your kidneys today?
consider:
1. The kidneys have a higher blood flow than even the brain, liver or heart.
2. The kidneys reabsorb and redistribute 99% of the blood volume and only 0.1% of the blood filtered becomes urine.
3. Kidney stones are an accumulation of mineral salts and mostly combined with calcium which can lodge anywhere along the course of the urinary tract.
4. Refined carbohydrates and sugar help the body make kidney stones.
5. Sugar will stimulate the pancreas to release insulin. This causes extra calcium to be excreted in the urine. . . alas, kidney stones.
6. An excess of milk or antacids may cause kidney stones.
8. Each kidney weighs approximately 4 to 6 ounces.
9. The kidneys of a newborn baby are about 3X larger in proportion to body weight as in the adult.
10. The volume of urine excreted daily varies from 1000 to 2000 ml (averaging 1500 ml). 1000 ml (millileters) = 1 liter.
This has been brought to you by the Society for Healthy Kidneys.
YAY KIDNEYS!!!
fly, you fools!
why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he was a gorilla?
Coffee Addict belongs here. He posted not to post.
Jam yesterday and jam tomorrow, but never jam today.
They glistened with an inner eternal strength. Those miniscule picturesque diamonds of hope falling swiftly yet lightly upon the crowd below piercing their armor, dispelling dismal gray clouds of despair, and awakening their hearts to a better tomorrow. A hopestar journey of renewal.
NOW PASS THE DARN KETCHUP!!!!
REALITY.
BYOB- bring your own banana
Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection; the lovers, the dreamers, and me.
Are you a man or a muppet?
unfortunately, Brian has left ‘the solution to all the world’s problems’ in car. And he’s lost the keys.
change your attitude and you can change your future
I have an app for that…
I can’t believe it’s not custard…
they’re grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
I like turtles!
imagine being on the moon and your rocket breaks down. whew, that sucks.
chihuahuas aren’t black and green, hon`.
those latkes were good
The Game
Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dol dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Ay don’t believe it!
What is wrong with the world? What is wrong is that we do not ask ‘what is right’. (G.K. Chesterton)
ddid you ever try the mentos coca cola thing? does it really work?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
Alice woke up
Silence will fall when the question is asked. The first question. The oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight.
(the answer sooooo is 42. 8D)
Doctor Who?
People who live in glass houses….are plants.
Do you like rollercoasters? So I guess you like my driving?
so i hear chanukah is coming…….
nice.
“This suit is black, pause, NOT!!!”
Whaaaaaat?!?!?! You did WHAT?! But that was my favourite banana! I’ve had it for ten years! And you went and ATE it?!?!
If the cow jumped over the moon where did it land.
Some where shabbos clothes on purim some dress up. I wear a hat, suit and a pink tie.
Forsooth, ’tis verily.
Gadzooks milarkey!
The trouble is they taste too good…
(It’s 12/21/12, oh and the Mayans don’t believe it will end then; it just happens to be when they stopped planning the last calendar until; it’s other people who are crazy 😉 )
Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the mome raths outgrabe
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