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November 12, 2012 10:47 pm at 10:47 pm #1047461just my hapenceParticipant
That’s the biggest ‘if’ since Rudyard Kipling started projecting his poems into the night sky, batman-style.
November 13, 2012 4:16 am at 4:16 am #1047462ShowjoeMemberi believe it happened on the 2nd
November 13, 2012 2:17 pm at 2:17 pm #1047463tzaddiqMemberbut if you drink a shot of ???? ??? ???????? right after, it counteracts and eliminates the sourness of the vinegar.
November 13, 2012 4:43 pm at 4:43 pm #1047464just my hapenceParticipantAnd it’s goodnight from him. Goodnight. And it’s goodnight from me, goodnight.
November 13, 2012 8:31 pm at 8:31 pm #1047465tzaddiqMember2 fries and a coke, please
November 14, 2012 1:01 pm at 1:01 pm #1047466just my hapenceParticipantAlright, it’s a jammy dodger. But I was promised tea…
November 14, 2012 5:41 pm at 5:41 pm #1047467notasheepMemberand now for something completely different…
November 14, 2012 6:33 pm at 6:33 pm #1047468just my hapenceParticipantNo! Not the comfy chair! And the fluffy cushions!
November 14, 2012 6:37 pm at 6:37 pm #1047469tzaddiqMember“it’s a bird”, “it’s a plane”, “no, it’s….oh, it IS a bird. One really big, mean-sized, jumbo bird”
November 15, 2012 3:51 am at 3:51 am #1047470shnitzyMemberif I am an Irish then you are selectively permeable.
November 15, 2012 2:25 pm at 2:25 pm #1047471BaalHaboozeParticipantThis guy walks right into a bar, and screams, “Ouch!”
🙂
November 15, 2012 11:05 pm at 11:05 pm #1047472shnitzyMemberI did NOT steal the cookie from the cookie jar! Search me… No, wait! Actually, actually don’t…
November 16, 2012 2:23 am at 2:23 am #1047473Luna LovegoodParticipantAllons-y!
November 16, 2012 5:04 am at 5:04 am #1047474shnitzyMember“Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty…”
AHHHHHHHH!
Splat.
November 17, 2012 11:09 pm at 11:09 pm #1047475notasheepMembermary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised
but when macdonald had a farm he couldn’t believe his eyes!
mary had a little lamb, she ate it with mint sauce…
mary had a little lamb, she also had some beef…
November 18, 2012 1:13 am at 1:13 am #1047476shnitzyMemberThe letter C.
November 18, 2012 11:40 am at 11:40 am #1047477just my hapenceParticipantI’m Count Von Count, and I like to count!
November 18, 2012 11:43 am at 11:43 am #1047478just my hapenceParticipantOld McDonald was dyslexic a, e, i, o, u.
November 18, 2012 5:00 pm at 5:00 pm #1047479notasheepMembersorry, but who are you?
November 19, 2012 12:49 am at 12:49 am #1047480shnitzyMemberYou are my role model.
November 19, 2012 10:54 am at 10:54 am #1047481just my hapenceParticipantBob the builder, can he fix it? Bob the builder, yes he can!
November 19, 2012 1:57 pm at 1:57 pm #1047482Luna LovegoodParticipantHello sweetie
November 19, 2012 2:43 pm at 2:43 pm #1047483just my hapenceParticipantDon’t blink
November 19, 2012 6:14 pm at 6:14 pm #1047484Luna LovegoodParticipantI am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams
November 19, 2012 6:43 pm at 6:43 pm #1047485notasheepMemberYowzah!
November 19, 2012 6:49 pm at 6:49 pm #1047486tzaddiqMemberpersonally, i use turtle wax, but if you choose pineapple juice, by all means, go ahead…
November 20, 2012 1:51 am at 1:51 am #1047487Luna LovegoodParticipantIt isn’t rocket science, it’s just quantum physics!
November 20, 2012 8:23 am at 8:23 am #1047488This name is already takenParticipantOh! look
November 20, 2012 10:30 am at 10:30 am #1047489just my hapenceParticipantI have reversed the jelly baby of the electron flow
November 20, 2012 12:52 pm at 12:52 pm #1047490notasheepMemberThe men in white coats are your friends…
November 21, 2012 3:22 pm at 3:22 pm #1047492tzaddiqMemberi just don’t get why they still bother to produce and pack all the other colored flavored candies if everyone anyway loves only the red strawberry flavored ones
November 21, 2012 6:40 pm at 6:40 pm #1047493just my hapenceParticipantThey’re boringers. Blue boringers.
November 21, 2012 6:50 pm at 6:50 pm #1047494Z-ZONEMemberShortest horror story:
He was the last man on earth. He sat, shaken, in a room all alone. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door.
November 21, 2012 7:40 pm at 7:40 pm #1047495BaalHaboozeParticipantArachnophobia is the fear of spiders.
And that’s today’s Word of the Day!
Arachnophobia.
November 22, 2012 12:33 am at 12:33 am #1047496OneOfManyParticipantThey’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!
November 22, 2012 12:58 pm at 12:58 pm #1047497notasheepMemberDing, dong the witch is dead. Which old witch? The one that lives round the corner, you know, just a few minutes’ walk from here. Course you know her, she’s the one with the gingerbread cottage.
November 22, 2012 2:13 pm at 2:13 pm #1047498AbeFParticipantbut when you jump for it youll love it……..
November 22, 2012 4:58 pm at 4:58 pm #1047499just my hapenceParticipantKeep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I came not to bandy words with fools and half-wits.
November 22, 2012 6:51 pm at 6:51 pm #1047500BaalHaboozeParticipant“It’s not about the MONEY, it’s the PRINCIPLE of the matter!!”
yyyyyyyeaaahh…riiiight, I’ll get back to you on that
November 22, 2012 7:11 pm at 7:11 pm #1047501Luna LovegoodParticipantwhat happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry
Like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore-
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat
Or crust over-
Like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags
Like heavy load.
Or does it explode?
November 22, 2012 9:32 pm at 9:32 pm #1047502tzaddiqMemberThe toothpick stuck into a papaya on the back of an aardvark in Omaha, Nebraska, just fell down near a yellow blade of grass. I felt compelled to make this completly moronic announcement for your health’s sake and well being.
You’re welcome.
November 22, 2012 10:33 pm at 10:33 pm #1047503shnitzyMemberPack your bags,amigo! We’re doomed.
November 23, 2012 3:33 am at 3:33 am #1047504shnitzyMemberLuna isn’t that plagiarism
November 23, 2012 3:01 pm at 3:01 pm #1047505tzaddiqMemberanyone for a good game of Rummykub?
November 23, 2012 6:48 pm at 6:48 pm #1047506Luna LovegoodParticipantshnitzy- why would it be?
November 25, 2012 12:12 pm at 12:12 pm #1047507just my hapenceParticipantSpoilers!
November 26, 2012 3:49 pm at 3:49 pm #1047508BaalHaboozeParticipantThe face of Uncle Sam, the fictional personification of the United States, was modeled after a door-to-door salesman from Canada.
True Fact #48
November 26, 2012 5:50 pm at 5:50 pm #1047509tzaddiqMemberfreshly-fried flying fish
November 26, 2012 6:38 pm at 6:38 pm #1047510just my hapenceParticipantThis is bad. This is extremely very not good at all.
November 26, 2012 7:14 pm at 7:14 pm #1047512notasheepMemberTomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, until the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death. Out – out! brief candle. Life is but a walking shadow, a poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard of no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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