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October 29, 2012 10:03 am at 10:03 am #1047359just my hapenceParticipant
Cracking bit of wensleydale!
October 29, 2012 6:04 pm at 6:04 pm #1047360ShowjoeMemberno-one notices a sweeper
October 29, 2012 6:57 pm at 6:57 pm #1047361just my hapenceParticipantLeave nothing but footprints, take nothing but memories.
October 29, 2012 7:27 pm at 7:27 pm #1047362tzaddiqMemberthat man has chicken feet.
October 29, 2012 7:59 pm at 7:59 pm #1047363ShowjoeMemberRule One is “Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man”
October 29, 2012 9:22 pm at 9:22 pm #1047364BaalHaboozeParticipantI feel so bad for my uncle in NY. His name is Sandy, and their letting him know it in shul aaaaaaall week long. lol!
October 29, 2012 11:05 pm at 11:05 pm #1047365just my hapenceParticipantRule 2: Never forget Rule 1
October 30, 2012 1:23 am at 1:23 am #1047366Luna LovegoodParticipantRule 1: the doctor lies
October 30, 2012 1:48 am at 1:48 am #1047367OneOfManyParticipantlol I so saw that one coming. ^_^
October 30, 2012 2:22 am at 2:22 am #1047368MediumThinkerMembergreat green globs of greasy grimy chicken feet.
October 30, 2012 9:56 am at 9:56 am #1047369just my hapenceParticipantApples are rubbish.
October 30, 2012 3:46 pm at 3:46 pm #1047370notasheepMemberanyone ever read The Joye of Snacks?
October 30, 2012 3:47 pm at 3:47 pm #1047371notasheepMember(and now this thread has progressed to Dsicworld related quotes)
October 30, 2012 3:50 pm at 3:50 pm #1047372notasheepMemberIt is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a large fortune must be in want of a wife
October 30, 2012 5:26 pm at 5:26 pm #1047373mgirlMemberi like food.
October 30, 2012 8:14 pm at 8:14 pm #1047374notasheepMemberIt’s made from apples – well, mainly apples…
October 30, 2012 8:25 pm at 8:25 pm #1047375just my hapenceParticipantBasically, run.
October 31, 2012 12:41 am at 12:41 am #1047376OneOfManyParticipantI’m a doctor, not a _______!
October 31, 2012 2:21 am at 2:21 am #1047377frummy in the tummyParticipantThe enemy’s gate is down.
October 31, 2012 3:04 am at 3:04 am #1047378shmendrickMemberThree old men overheard in shul:
First one says, “Today it’s windy.”
Second one replies, “No, it’s Thursday.”
Third one responds, “Ya, I’m thirsty too.”
October 31, 2012 8:32 am at 8:32 am #1047379notasheepMemberIn sleep he sang to me,
in dreams he came….
whoooo, it’s the opera ghost!
October 31, 2012 11:14 am at 11:14 am #1047380just my hapenceParticipantI think I’m Demosthenes, so who here is Locke?
October 31, 2012 1:13 pm at 1:13 pm #1047381OneOfManyParticipantUh, I think your feet need their eyes checked.
October 31, 2012 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm #1047382BaalHaboozeParticipantDon’t ask… bed bugs! They’re parasitic insects that feed on blood. The term is used loosely to refer to any species of the genus Cimex, and ….what? oh! what’s that on my HEAD? a yarmulka. Sorry, I thought you said bed…..my bad
October 31, 2012 3:29 pm at 3:29 pm #1047383just my hapenceParticipantIt is a great shame when a man dies too well known to everyone else, but completely unknown to himself.
October 31, 2012 4:49 pm at 4:49 pm #1047384Luna LovegoodParticipantOOM – I see u r a Trekie as well 🙂
October 31, 2012 7:20 pm at 7:20 pm #1047385OneOfManyParticipantWhat else do you see (with your feet, of course)? ^_^
November 1, 2012 2:34 am at 2:34 am #1047386tzaddiqMemberAhem! can we please stay off topic! thenk yewww
now, where was I? oh yes, my mentos. can you please pass me that coke bottle?
November 1, 2012 1:10 pm at 1:10 pm #1047387notasheepMemberBonzo – he perfect, he so precise, he…
and you can finish off the sentence yourself if you know what it is
November 1, 2012 1:11 pm at 1:11 pm #1047388notasheepMembernow how about a little bit of pandemonium around here?
November 1, 2012 2:46 pm at 2:46 pm #1047389Luna LovegoodParticipantLive long and prosper
>:)
November 1, 2012 3:02 pm at 3:02 pm #1047390just my hapenceParticipantRose da Nose says hi.
November 1, 2012 4:43 pm at 4:43 pm #1047391frummy in the tummyParticipantGlad I was able to begin with a little ender, and also glad there have bean (note the ‘a’) others who know this great title. Movie release 2013!
November 1, 2012 5:42 pm at 5:42 pm #1047392just my hapenceParticipantThere are 10 types of people in the world – those who understand binary and those who don’t.
November 1, 2012 6:24 pm at 6:24 pm #1047393Z-ZONEMemberITS OK. I HID THE BODY
November 1, 2012 8:03 pm at 8:03 pm #1047394BaalHaboozeParticipantThe name of the sled was ‘rosebud’.
November 1, 2012 8:54 pm at 8:54 pm #1047396NechomahParticipantHey, I thought I saw a putty cat. Oh, I did, I did, I did see a putty cat!!!
November 1, 2012 9:19 pm at 9:19 pm #1047397BaalHaboozeParticipantI totally take back all those times i didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
November 1, 2012 10:44 pm at 10:44 pm #1047398just my hapenceParticipantIn the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
November 2, 2012 1:30 am at 1:30 am #1047399OneOfManyParticipantAlways be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
November 2, 2012 9:00 am at 9:00 am #1047400just my hapenceParticipantI think it’s impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them they way they love themselves
November 2, 2012 11:33 am at 11:33 am #1047401TheMusicManParticipant1 spleen = the Aardvark Tabernacle Choir
November 2, 2012 1:53 pm at 1:53 pm #1047402tzaddiqMembersometimes i’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is
November 3, 2012 7:08 pm at 7:08 pm #1047403notasheepMemberyou touch-a my car-a, I break-a your face
November 3, 2012 7:09 pm at 7:09 pm #1047404notasheepMembermah nem iz inspecteur cleasaeu
yu ar brekking ze lew
iz ziz yur munkeh? yur munkeh iz brekking ze lew.
November 4, 2012 11:15 am at 11:15 am #1047405just my hapenceParticipantIt’s ‘minky’, yur minky iz brekking ze lew… Zer iz a cleyuew in zee ruwem…
November 4, 2012 5:07 pm at 5:07 pm #1047406notasheepMembersorry!
November 4, 2012 5:08 pm at 5:08 pm #1047407notasheepMemberthere is an inn, a merry old inn, beneath an old grey hill
and there they brew a beer so brown
that the man in the moon himself came down
one night to drink his fill
November 4, 2012 6:06 pm at 6:06 pm #1047408just my hapenceParticipantThe ostler had a tipsy cat
Who played the 5-stringed fiddle,
Now squeeking high, now growling low
Now purring in the middle.
November 4, 2012 6:52 pm at 6:52 pm #1047409OneOfManyParticipantAnd, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
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