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Cracking bit of wensleydale!
no-one notices a sweeper
Leave nothing but footprints, take nothing but memories.
that man has chicken feet.
Rule One is “Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man”
Rule 2: Never forget Rule 1
Rule 1: the doctor lies
lol I so saw that one coming. ^_^
great green globs of greasy grimy chicken feet.
Apples are rubbish.
anyone ever read The Joye of Snacks?
(and now this thread has progressed to Dsicworld related quotes)
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a large fortune must be in want of a wife
i like food.
It’s made from apples – well, mainly apples…
Basically, run.
I’m a doctor, not a _______!
The enemy’s gate is down.
Three old men overheard in shul:
First one says, “Today it’s windy.”
Second one replies, “No, it’s Thursday.”
Third one responds, “Ya, I’m thirsty too.”
In sleep he sang to me,
in dreams he came….
whoooo, it’s the opera ghost!
I think I’m Demosthenes, so who here is Locke?
Uh, I think your feet need their eyes checked.
It is a great shame when a man dies too well known to everyone else, but completely unknown to himself.
OOM – I see u r a Trekie as well 🙂
What else do you see (with your feet, of course)? ^_^
Ahem! can we please stay off topic! thenk yewww
now, where was I? oh yes, my mentos. can you please pass me that coke bottle?
Bonzo – he perfect, he so precise, he…
and you can finish off the sentence yourself if you know what it is
now how about a little bit of pandemonium around here?
Live long and prosper
>:)
Rose da Nose says hi.
Glad I was able to begin with a little ender, and also glad there have bean (note the ‘a’) others who know this great title. Movie release 2013!
There are 10 types of people in the world – those who understand binary and those who don’t.
ITS OK. I HID THE BODY
Hey, I thought I saw a putty cat. Oh, I did, I did, I did see a putty cat!!!
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
I think it’s impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them they way they love themselves
1 spleen = the Aardvark Tabernacle Choir
sometimes i’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is
you touch-a my car-a, I break-a your face
mah nem iz inspecteur cleasaeu
yu ar brekking ze lew
iz ziz yur munkeh? yur munkeh iz brekking ze lew.
It’s ‘minky’, yur minky iz brekking ze lew… Zer iz a cleyuew in zee ruwem…
sorry!
there is an inn, a merry old inn, beneath an old grey hill
and there they brew a beer so brown
that the man in the moon himself came down
one night to drink his fill
The ostler had a tipsy cat
Who played the 5-stringed fiddle,
Now squeeking high, now growling low
Now purring in the middle.
And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
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