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I have a cunning plan
Are you sitting comfortably? Then we’ll begin…
oh shrek, my phone has turned into a cabbage and my network told me that they cancelled my contract cause they were building a rocket to get to pluto
“No two posts can have anything to do with the other. It must be totally random with totally different subjects.
I’ll start.”
Hate to be a kill joy but every time someone tries o be random they are trying to do what this post says, hence they are connected. However, since they are then not doing what the OP said than they are not connected, which means they are doing what the opening post says…………………………………..Someone HELP me..I’m stuck in some weird loop.
Now is this winter of our discontent made beauteous by this son of York.
I think I am gonna be sick
hey, how ’bout those Yankees? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just popped out to get my special straw. It adds more fizz.
I would have followed you my friend, my liege, my king. Farewell, I am sorry.
Do. Not. Blink
yet brutus is an honorable man
We could prevent asthma if we could just find a way to make some of those specific IgE antibody producing B cells anergic. A shame ’tis.
Beans are evil. Bad bad beans.
Just get me out of here
<HICCUP> it’s not my fault!! <HICCUP>
I WANT MY MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s kind of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey.
But I like fish fingers and custard. 🙁
Like a polar bear at sea.
any body have the time?
The angels have the phonebox!
Ask them if they’d care for some jelly babies.
OMG, they killed Rory!
stop, pots, tops, spot, opts, post
6 words, same letters. coooooooool!
Rory the Roman
the answer to the universe is 42, no really!
a man a plan a canal panama
if you read this line backwards you will find your love today, but if you don’t share it with your friends, your eyes will burn out.
So let me get this straight… There are two doctors, one with a jacket and one without, the sun is really an exploding phone-box, statues are evil, spoilers are bad and the Roman is made out of plastic… Okay….
(this is not a post, it’s just a comment that there are three dr who related posts on this page alone)
I have often walked down your street before, but the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before…
but I like this version better:
you have often bought treife meat before,
but I’ve never seen you be so indiscreet before,
on your plate a find strips of bacon rind,
and that’s eating the meat from a pig.
You don’t keep shabbat,
I could cope with that,
If you fasted on Yom Kippur I would eat my hat
And I’ve realised that you eat pork pies,
and that’s eating the meat from a pig
YOU FORGOT THE JELLY BABIES DON’T EVER FORGET THE JELLY BABIES XC XC XC
notasheep-actually there are ten.
NAS – your father would be proud…
Moonlight drowns out all but the brightest stars.
Very odd you are, indeed. Root and twig, very odd!
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Corf neledh ‘nin Ellerain nui venel,
Er-chorf a thorthad hain bain, Er-chorf a chired hain,
Er-chorf a thoged hain bain a din fuin an nuded hain
I am being attacked by a naked baby!
A storm is coming!
Forget about it, this is the land of make-believe…
I’m going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilize, street-level maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve jammie dodgers and a fez.
So I take it the Potterites and Whovians aren’t Hobbitses? Shame.
see the little goblin, see his little feet, see his little nosie-wose, isn’t the goblin sweet – YES!
Look, do you lot want to hear about this goblin or not?
I know who you are! You’re Merlin the Happy Pig!
*aHEM* Would you like to be gutted by my Morgul blade?
i know this is breaking the rules, but try to Google some of the random posts they actually mean something. (try it, its cool!)
Probably no other item in the entire chronicle of travel accessories had quite such a history of mystery and grievous bodily harm. It had been described as half suitcase, half homicidal maniac.
(That’s for Showjoe. :P)
i cant respond to that because it goes against the rules (but i wish i can)
<UN-POST> (this post has been rendered invisible via perception filter, so it does not break the rules):
As long as the casual observer can’t tell that two posts have some relation to each other (why, anyone can find that, if they read into it hard enough) then how can there be any problem? ^_^
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And that’s slitting me own throat…
cutting! cutting me own throat… *sigh*
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