- This topic has 536 replies, 87 voices, and was last updated 10 years ago by .
-
Posts
-
And then there’s the face, you always have to make the face.
I named my doll Esty because it’s the prettiest name!
smile when you say that…
Green is not a creative color.
Growl! Just leave me BE!
ExCUSE me, there’s no pretense here–I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.
You don’t have to be evil to work here, but it helps.
your lips are moving, but all i hear is.. blah, blah, blah
“If steering wheels would have breathalyzers and shut the car down when it senses alchohol in the drivers breath, there would be far fewer collisions.”
An Israeli kid actually just invented something like that for teenage drivers- it’s a combination breathalyzer, webcam connected to a parent’s phone that rings him/her up when the breathalyzer shows up positive, and remote control ignition so the parent can prevent the teen from turning on the car.
I’m always serious. With days off.
the word ‘phonetically’ doesn’t even start with an f.
garbage like this is why aliens fly straight past us
i before e….
except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour
my tatty could beat you up, even with only his pinky!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………….
Bond. Gold Bond.
“The image reflected in a picture is but an illusion. However, even if it is an illusion, wishing to hold onto it is one of the hollow dreams humans have.” – SM
“…but the relief of letting go, the joy in knowing i’m in charge of my life, i will not allow myself to be controlled by my yeitzer horo anymore, that’s….that’s the greatest feeling. so…liberating.
people should know that. they should know of this happiness and serenity of doing teshuvah. because that’s the feeling after having done teshuva.
happiness.”
– anonymous B”T
It’s not whether you win or lose…
it’s just whether you win.
shalom aleichem malachei hashares malachei elyon…
exams are the worst !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just when you thought you had experienced performance, a new ride comes along and changes everything.
Of course I want to install free smileys! Who wouldn’t?
Of course I want to install free smileys! Who wouldn’t?
shaaaaaaat aaaaaaaap!
i just wanna sleep
I don’t know, I just like the purple mike n ikes better. They taste like grape! But you’re allowed to have your opinion too.
Wow, its hard to beleive how many members dissapear….the first page was like going down memory lane
i feel like a five year old right now. popsicles r really good though.
Absolutely. You have to say that the only reason would be that it’s politically expedient.
“If you were half as funny as you think you are, you’d be twice as funny as you are now”
The Supreme Court today ruled on a key provision of the 1965 Voting Rights Act.
Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead.
nuh uh, you think this tam tam’s broken but really its not even.
Just to let you know, I will be joining you for that two hour food fest with Dan Wheeler next hour.
They are fast. Faster than you can believe.
Do not look it in the eye!
We invite you always to do that, to go to our website and write the reviews.
Allons-y!
Hear “red haired spared beard”! what the skim frim trim?!
No
Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
How do you stalk a deer with a hat? What are you going to do, throw it?
Because they’re just, um…
sigh,…..why can’t I just be one of those totally insensitive emotionless people…
WHO DA MAN?!
Luna: that’s a bit too post-to-post 🙂
Like, literally in a circle.
staples $10 banner printing sale ends tomorrow
- You must be logged in to reply to this topic.