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POY! POY!
squeak
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I don’t play harmonica, but when I move around there is an audible rattling. I’ve been told that qualifies as a musical instrument (especially if you consider Stomp legitimate music).
this one is GOO-OOD!
squeak
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The fine people of the Asti region of Italy discovered a way to rid themselves of pesky mosquitos. They simply bottle them and sell the bottles to foreigners. Maybe you could do the same, and then I can make kiddush on some mosquito d’ames.
well your posts are makin it mighty tough squeak- and you know it…. that’s why you created this thread! It’s your security blanket, you’re round the clock personal ego booster ;););)
(please stop that gulping and blushing squeak- it suits you too well ;))
Let’s hear some qualifying suggestions. We each have our own sense of humor….
an open book
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have you seen this kid?
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name: moish01age: almost 17
last seen: 5/20/09 with: areivimzehlazeh (also missing)
areivim: whooooooooooo your back! Hi!
areivim!!! 🙂 hey welcome! thanks but you gotta put in the backticks!
disclaimer: i did not draw moish on a stretcher. it’s supposed to look like this:
have you seen this kid?
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name: moish01
age: almost 17
last seen: 5/20/09 with: areivimzehlazeh (also missing)
Hey areivimzehlazeh- thanx for nomination!
noitallmr: hey i nominated your zoo comment in darwin’s zoo thread too! now thank me! 😉
areivim: that was a tease to just post one post today! what is this?! one post every 5days?! please fill us in! the cr misses you!
this is from a post on the home page one the bais yaakkov closing
While skimming through the book something very interesting came up on page 23 about washing your hands with soap and water even if your not an employee. Who would ever know this?
Oh thanks so much Jax! How could I have forgotten???
An open book: hahahaha I really like that missing thing!
noitallmr: ahhhhh i feel so much better now! thanx buddy! 😉
shaatra: thanks 🙂
An open book: any time 🙂
Jax: no sweat…have a great Y”T pal and we’ll see next week!!!
noitallmr: have a great yom tov too! see ya around!
post takin from the R’ Shloimele Z”L thread! i was LOL so hard from this one!
A600KiloBear
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BS”D
Let me tell you something, holy brothers and sisters…the year was 1990, I went to a shul on the West Side to hear the holy Reb Shlomo sing….mamash you know, it was called the West Side Institutional Synagogue, and let me tell you, most of the audience and also the performers were looking like they just walked out from an institution…it was mamash a gevald, so holy, for an hour he was so holy, Reb Shlomo, he jumped up and made noise and then, oy, it was so holy, so special, he had an hour and a half intermission and oy, such a gevald, there were only three of us who were normal and came for the music, me and two bochurim from Flatbush, and we were sitting in like a triangle near each other, and oy, it was mamash a gevald, so special, so high, so holy, how he went around during the intermission and kissed all those holy, so special, so high, freak sisters with the peace signs on their cheeks and let me tell you, this was 1990 but it looked like 1968…oy, such a gevald, too holy for me so I had with me a magazine to pass the time and when I was finished reading it he was still going on kissing all the holy maidelach so, oy, it was mamash too holy for me and mamash an hour and a half shoyn…so I walked out to get a slice of pizza, never to return.
Oy, he was so holy, let me tell you…but the audience was even holier, oy a gevald, so many holes in their head from two straight decades of you know what it is holy mushrooms for breakfast….not like the mushrooms I had on that pizza, but such holy, such special, such high mushrooms, you eat a few and you mamash see how holy, how special, such a gevald, you see such holiness…
The only redeeming feature about some of his recordings is that we can (almost) listen to them during sfira but they get repetitive after about the first time.
Posted 20 hours ago #
Are mods allowed to nominate?
I’d like to nominate this one: http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/divorce-crisis#post-3215
squeak, it depends on what you consider ‘a year’. Is it 12 months ago from today or does one year end Dec 31 and the next one start Jan 1?
I give a second (and 3rd and 4th) nomination to Kilobear re: R’ Shloimele. Ha!!
Only one nomination per person, sorry, that is only a 2nd but I will give it a 3rd – MysteryMod
this one is too good… (from “a theory made of water vapor” thread)
A600KiloBear
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BS”D
And what of certain creatures who I have seen, such as Ahmadinejad YMS, who look like proofs for REVERSE evolution from a higher species to a lower? :)))))))
from “post here” thread (the POY nomination goes to the MyteryMod that responded to kapusta. I was laughin OUT LOUD):
kapusta
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ahem ahem.
*kapusta*
Yes Professor Umbridge?
so lets just avoid all fighting and give me the nomination since I triggered it. 🙂
I’m give a POY to feivel!
in the ”A Theory of Water Vapor” thread he ended his post to The Wolf, with signing The Feivel at the end! i was LOL so hard from that one! context of the post not POYed, just the ending off of it!
WolfishMusings
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look at it this way: if, theoretically and for the purpose of this discussion, adam had died the day he was created, and scientists had dug up his bones years later, how would they have figured his age? they would have said he was a grown man, i don’t know: 20, 30, 40 years old… when in reality he would have been a day old.
Ah, yes. Of course, that theory is just as valid as Last-Thursdayism.
The Wolf
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feivel
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Hashem created a mature world, with animals, plants, oil, iron, coal, diamonds, and stars. its not a theory.
The Feivel
I’m lovin this! laughing away here….
jphone
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I saw this sticker on the FRONT of a car. “Run, Hillary, Run”.
ICOT, you’re the best!! Love that one! Too bad Jax won’t see it for another two weeks or so (unless he’s still here tonight?)
that one is good! (yours too squeak)
ames: that’s a wonderful nomination! love it! thanks goes to ICOT!
ames-
mepal-
squeak-
havesomeseichel-
Jax-
Thank you.
The lowering of the bar for yours truly is appreciated.
Lets get the votes in for this one:
squeak
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jphone, please do. Then your uniform will be in line with your views.
and this one!
ames
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Sometimes people just confuse Saturday and Sunday, them being so close together, and both starting with the letter S and all.
SJSinNYC
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I wore a jean skirt, tshirt and sneakers to meet Al Gore. I guess I can go to shul like that!
ames
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SJS, why? Are you comparing the non-importance of Al Gore to the sacred importance of shul? I may be missing something here.
feivel
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SJ
for Algore that is perfectly fitting attire
a very belated nomination! (from Multiple Shidduch Offers)
A600KiloBear
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BS”D
If you are a bochur or parent of same then just point out that takkono d’Rabbeinu Gershom has expired and that there is a shidduch crisis which affects girls more than boys…(ducking LOL)!
Posted 1 month ago #
does he ever stop? 😉 Here’s another post and another nomination for the 600’er!
A600KiloBear
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BS”D
Please be aware that contact lenses are not tznius for women unless they are at least 80 den and fully opaque with a seam going down the center.
-Psak given to me via telephone for the benefit of the CR by Bishas Cherpasoi Moron Baal ha Avnei Skila ve ha Soyif leHereg, Rabbi Dovid Schmoigerman.
here’s a nomination for POY! it had me rolling!
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I can only try
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Hokey-dokey.
Today’s words that you may want to expunge:
caddylist
Escalade, DeVille, Fleetwood.
liquorish
squawdrone
What a brave must listen to in the teepee.
prankfurter
A tofu-based wiener for the nine-days.
shamburger
More yummy nine-days food.
smirkurial
The fastest smile in the west.
cribbage
Where a baby kapusta sleeps.
revoke
What the vekker did when someone went back to sleep.
alemint
What a shikker takes to hide the evidence of a liquid lunch.
humbug
A cricket.
decanter
consumeme
What potato kugel would say if it could talk.
metafour
mailStrom
arbietrage
Posted 1 day ago #
Jax-
Thank you, but one is enough.
I’ve still got “Ames”s hand-crafted award from before.
How about a nomination for this thread – it’s a nice one:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/feel-good
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****It’s POY not TOY**** Mod-80 (always on the job)
ICOT:
I like that thread too. Its just nice!
POY! From the Tweet Kosel thread
I don’t know if feivel meant for his post to come out humorous- but I couldn’t stop laughing
“im with sj on this one
reminds me, l’havdil
the biddist munks turn a wheel with prayers written on them
as they turn the wheel their “prayers” go up to “heaven
they talk and laugh and eat while they turn the crank”
I join ICOT in extending a TOY to Etherh for starting that thread…
AMAZING!!!
i nominate oomis and The Wolf – half a cow pun marathon
big-time nomination! from the “Put the girls in the freezer” thread (the thread title itself deserves a nomination)
jphone
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There is no need to unplug a freezer, stuff more people into a freezer, pull some out of a freezer or purchase a new freezer……
& another nomination goes to jphone from the ”put the girls in the freezer” thread”
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tzippi
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Mod72, my apologies for my ongoing contributions to the “Shidduch Crisis Discussion Crisis” (SCDC).
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jphone
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Tzipi. As a punishment you are hereby sentenced to 3 months in the freezer 🙂
Posted 3 hours ago #
& we should also welcome jphone back to the CR!
I’m laughing… and laughing… and laughing…
POY NOMINATION GOES TO MOD 72 (from the Girls in Freezer thread):
(mod 72 to AZ)
Can I interest you in another thread? Perhaps you can submit a joke to the humor thread… if the entire world doesn’t get it then you can keep re-posting it until they do… YW Moderator-72
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