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areivim, where was the comment from ames put? I didnt see it?
kapusta: new members thread i think. recently.
this one is my all time favorite post from noitallmr! it’s my nomination for post of the year, it was 4 months ago in Charles R. Darwin’s Zoo thread!
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noitallmr
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You should feel right at home in the monkey’s cage…;-)
But seriously get yourself another username. I disturbs me. Even as a joke you shouldn’t call yourself after that guy…
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noitallmr
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Mary had a little lamb, what happened next???
The midwife fainted…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!
azi
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I am a guy and i would never date a guy who is a smoker.
azi- I have to say that’s a great (uh, not so great;)) play on words….
ha areivim, i wouldn’t advertise that one further. notice how i tried really hard to get him to change it. i gave up after the third time he said it AGAIN.
squeak
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Smoking boys should only go out with smoking girls.
POST OF THE___________
I’m not quite sure which thread to post this on….
kapusta
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mepal, I am very much alive baruch Hashem! I guess I’m in the freezer, the mod didnt try shredding me yet. 😉
I didn’t know they accept girls in BMG?! ;);)
areivim, is this your favorite thread?
yes! well, almost…
YW Moderator-72
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moish01: isn’t it enough that I make the meals for myself that day so she only has to worry about herself and the kids?
I like!! (has to be in context though)
areivim, I was waiting for a freezer comment.
I never said I was original
from the come back to the CR thread.
B”Y was looking for shkoyach…
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Jax
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BasYisroel2: he beet his cr addiction & left for good!
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kapusta
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Jax
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BasYisroel2: he beet his cr addiction & left for good!
Jax, I, kapusta, am the only vegetable of this CR!
*kapusta*
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Jax
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kapusta: I Jax can not spell! & spell check said it was a word!
Jax, I’m still cracking up!
awesome post by anonymisss, but I might be the only one who found it funny…
anonymisss
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big problem, i think i’m starting to understand. she sounds like a narcissistic egotist with a low self-image as well as using a projectionist mechanism of defense. This case is quite complex. 😉
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kapusta, 🙂
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None of my posts ever get nominated. Im jealous lol
I nominate….
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/yiddish-dictionary#post-70533
this post:
squeak
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ames
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Huh? you lost me with that third one.
ehr zohl gut farshtein dem inyan
This means basically, that if you were a man ames, you should not be allowed to teach at a girls school.
ames- it’s not your brilliance, it’s squeak’s 😉 sorry to bust your bubble 🙂
areivimzehlazeh
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squeak
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Another fun desperate strategy is to take morning flights to Tel Aviv every Rosh Chodesh and tell any bochur you see to remember Yaaleh V’Yovoh in Shacharis.
hahaha! or maybe ask to be a part of the airport minyan! “You know, she’s a really frum girl. She only davens with minyanim…”
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squeak
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I nominate areivim’s above play-by-play narrative for POY.
I second that POY!
areivimzehlazeh
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Dr P- you misunderstood squeak… he was referring to YOUR identity
BY2- this example will be the future reports during bein hazmanim: “Another desperate shidduch attempt has been made on Avenue J and Ocean Parkway. Bystanders witnessed a young woman driving through the red light on the corner of Avenue J & Ocean Pkway causing her to crash into a young man’s vehicle turning onto Avenue J. In light of the unusually high number of recent accidents, our statistics are showing that 85% of all car accidents during the Jewish holiday seasons are deliberate! In addition, 75% out of the 85% involve at least 1 young man & 1 young woman…. ”
squeak
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I nominate areivim’s above play-by-play narrative for POY.
squeak, brilliant! (just so u dont get unnominated)
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hey what happened here???
ames, did u read the ( )? lol, it was pretty funny;)
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squeak: glad to be of service to you! 😉 oops!
i just figured out what POY is -i saw it on another thread and could not figure out what in the world it stood for lol
somebody please call 911… one of my posts were nominated as a POY (faints)
ames: yes, that post of squeak that you finally found, is indeed hilarious! i remember laughing at it when it was posted way back! you ain’t loosing your mind!
you ain’t loosing your mind!
a loose mind? dont be so open minded that your brains fall out. (the correct spelling is lose, as in lost in future tense.) 🙂
ames,
sorry for my absence. The squeak fan club now has the required quorum and is hereby in session.
As for your specific question, yes, I found it very hysterical too. Like Jax, I remember laughing hard way back when it was posted.
Jax, all I can say is thanks for documenting vital proof that I am by far the most misunderstood poster of us all. Your post, followed immediately by the one about Dr. Pepper, goes a long way to evoking sympathy for my distressed situation. It is a great help.
–squeak
Are u saying that you’re trying to be misunderstood?
< / squeakiness >
…which means you were successful. 🙂
aussie: don’t be sad! your time will come soon to have a POY nomination!
Jax
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thax mod i’m running to the nearest YWN retail store! ummm where’s there such a store?!
anonymisss
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Jax, cool for you! Sorry, can’t help ya with location;( Hope you figure it out quick!
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You have 30 days to figure that out. Mod##
aussieboy
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There is one in the YWN home. duh! 😉
aussie, you’ve been nominated! lol!!!;)
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aussie: hey congrats on your first nomination!
AHHHHH YAY!! haha thanks anonymisss 🙂
anytime;)
btw, head over to the hangman thread.
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anonymisss: What was on the hangman thread?
anonymisss: What was on the hangman thread?
correspondence of the year award goes to….
ames
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charlie, why would you think my husband was Syrian? Don’t you know I’m smarter than that? 😉
squeak
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All we know about him is that he is the funnier half.
ames
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squeak, I think you’re remembering incorrectly. Somehow I find that unnerving.
squeak
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😀
noitallmr
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ames- your so right…totally by the way does anyone have a free number for abused husbands to call?
squeak
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1-800-SHVIGGER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
areivim, that gets my vote. squeak, that was awesome!
ames
Member
ROTFL!!!
squeak
Member
Just hang on to your kishkes!
I like!
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