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July 19, 2018 9:45 pm at 9:45 pm #1562175ashkifardParticipant
Please post here so we can get the most amount of posts/ pages on any thread (at least 8 pages the min.)
Please either just say hi, any thought on your mind, or simply write your username.
Thanks looking forward!July 19, 2018 10:51 pm at 10:51 pm #1562195👑RebYidd23ParticipantAbsolutely not.
July 19, 2018 10:51 pm at 10:51 pm #1562197👑RebYidd23ParticipantI refuse.
July 19, 2018 10:51 pm at 10:51 pm #1562198👑RebYidd23ParticipantWhy would I post on a thread if the only goal is high post volume?
July 19, 2018 10:51 pm at 10:51 pm #1562199👑RebYidd23ParticipantThe whole idea is absurd.
July 19, 2018 10:51 pm at 10:51 pm #1562200👑RebYidd23ParticipantBesides, 8 won’t be nearly enough.
July 19, 2018 10:51 pm at 10:51 pm #1562201👑RebYidd23ParticipantI think writing one’s username is superfluous and redundant.
July 19, 2018 10:51 pm at 10:51 pm #1562202👑RebYidd23ParticipantDo you honestly expect this to work?
July 19, 2018 10:52 pm at 10:52 pm #1562204Little FroggieParticipantKnow me? (Forgot my username)
July 19, 2018 11:37 pm at 11:37 pm #1562223Mnb098Participant😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣☺️😊😇🙂🙃😉😌😍😘😗😙😚😋😛😝😜🤪🤨🧐🤓😎🤩😏😒😞😔😟😕🙁☹️😣😖😫😩😢😭😤😠😡🤬🤯😳😱😨😰😥😓🤗🤔🤭🤫🤥😶😐😑😬🙄😯😦😧😮😲😴🤤😪😵🤐🤢🤮🤧😷🤒🤕🤑🤠😈👿
July 19, 2018 11:37 pm at 11:37 pm #1562217YesOrNoParticipantHi everyone!
July 20, 2018 6:35 am at 6:35 am #1562250jew boy2Participantno way
July 20, 2018 6:36 am at 6:36 am #1562251jew boy2Participantboo
July 20, 2018 6:36 am at 6:36 am #1562253jew boy2Participantjust checkin in
July 20, 2018 9:08 am at 9:08 am #1562285ashkifardParticipantOK guys c’mon…
I give up!July 20, 2018 9:29 am at 9:29 am #1562295Mnb098Participant.
July 20, 2018 9:52 am at 9:52 am #1562310The Great UnknownParticipanthi people
July 20, 2018 9:52 am at 9:52 am #1562309The Great UnknownParticipantok
July 20, 2018 9:52 am at 9:52 am #1562308The Great UnknownParticipanthiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
July 20, 2018 9:53 am at 9:53 am #1562311The Great UnknownParticipanthi people
July 20, 2018 12:18 pm at 12:18 pm #1562365The Other PersonParticipant@TheGreatUnknown
Welcome to the YWN Coffee Room!
I can tell your new here as I looked at your profile:)July 20, 2018 12:18 pm at 12:18 pm #1562367PlainolmeParticipantBoooo👻
July 20, 2018 1:08 pm at 1:08 pm #1562391ashkifardParticipantWelcome back YesOrNo!!!
July 20, 2018 1:09 pm at 1:09 pm #1562396👑RebYidd23ParticipantNo.
July 20, 2018 1:09 pm at 1:09 pm #1562401The Great UnknownParticipantI dont need a welcoming I am unknown ,but thanks anyway
July 20, 2018 1:10 pm at 1:10 pm #1562404The Great UnknownParticipantlook at how many pages “jokes” have,i dont think we can get near there
July 20, 2018 1:43 pm at 1:43 pm #1562460Mnb098Participant~. .~
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_July 20, 2018 1:43 pm at 1:43 pm #1562458👑RebYidd23ParticipantMaybe if we tell some jokes.
July 20, 2018 6:31 pm at 6:31 pm #1562513skripkaParticipantIs this the thread where I get my free copy of the post?
July 20, 2018 6:32 pm at 6:32 pm #1562520ashkifardParticipant@rebyid23
Sure, why not go ahead with the jokes?July 22, 2018 11:06 pm at 11:06 pm #1562779LightbriteParticipantPosted. 🙂
July 23, 2018 5:30 pm at 5:30 pm #1563369👑RebYidd23ParticipantThree men went to the dentist. Two were dentist haters and one had a phobia of dentists. The first man sat into the dentist’s chair. The dentist said, “Open wide!”. The man refused, and when the dentist repeated his request, the patient punched the dentist in the face. The second patient growled at the dentist from the first minute. When the dentist tried to put his hand in the patient’s mouth, the patient bit him. By the time the third man walked in, the dentist was furious. “If this patient doesn’t obey my first command,” he swore, “I’m giving up dentistry to join Al-Qaeda!” The third patient, trembling, sat down in the dentist’s chair. When the dentist told him to open his mouth, his jaw dropped in fear and he began to scream. “Finally!”, the dentist exclaimed. “A patient who listens!”
July 23, 2018 6:48 pm at 6:48 pm #1563398ashkifardParticipantRebyid23,
Nice one.
Anyone else?
How about you, popa bar popa, long time no post are you still here?
Hey, Joseph, you didn’t post to this thread yet, or did you?… (cant really imagine a thread w/o a post from Joseph!
Now, let the jokes ROLL!!July 23, 2018 7:07 pm at 7:07 pm #1563385The Great UnknownParticipantdid u hear about the circle that went to college ,it got 360 degrees
July 23, 2018 7:17 pm at 7:17 pm #1563420ashkifardParticipantKnock knock
Who’s there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting c-MOOOOO-ow who?
Haaaah
Now continue on the regular jokes!
ZeesKite!July 24, 2018 9:32 am at 9:32 am #1563550The Other PersonParticipantWhat did the wine say when it get stepped on?
Nothing, but it did let out a little wine.July 26, 2018 5:01 pm at 5:01 pm #1565675👑RebYidd23ParticipantA woman came home and found that her ten year old daughter, who had been home from school that day, had cleaned the house and was sitting at the table reading a newspaper instead of playing outside. She told her daughter to act her age, not her shoe size. Then she kicked off the work shoes she’d imported from Europe and put on a pair of house slippers.
July 26, 2018 6:27 pm at 6:27 pm #1565733Reb EliezerParticipantHungarian Proverb: Whoever has butter on his head should not go under the sun. Whoever is guilty should avoid being caught.
July 26, 2018 9:58 pm at 9:58 pm #1565811👑RebYidd23ParticipantDo Hungarians do that a lot?
July 28, 2018 11:31 pm at 11:31 pm #1566288👑RebYidd23ParticipantWe all leave for Shabbos.
July 29, 2018 11:41 pm at 11:41 pm #1566703skripkaParticipantI accused a friend of mine of pouring glue all over my weapons. He denied it, but I’m sticking to my guns
August 3, 2018 9:42 am at 9:42 am #1568868👑RebYidd23ParticipantA telegrapher walks into a bar.
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August 3, 2018 9:43 am at 9:43 am #1568862☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantWhat did the wine say when it get stepped on?
Nothing, but it did let out a little wine.I think “wine” in the first line is supposed to be “raisin” (or maybe “grape”).
August 3, 2018 5:36 pm at 5:36 pm #1568952The Other PersonParticipantRand0m3x ,
You are right that’s what it is (most versions its grape). I guess I got a little confused.
Sorry!August 3, 2018 5:36 pm at 5:36 pm #1568959MammeleParticipantLaskern: I believe that’s based off a parable in which someone stole a stick of butter and hid it under his hat. Not sure if it’s of Hungarian origin, as I’ve heard something similar in Yiddish, but it’s not a contradiction as it may be have become universal.
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