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April 11, 2013 3:41 pm at 3:41 pm #608945popa_bar_abbaParticipant
See, many girls feel like they have to go to seminary because otherwise how will they get dates.
So I decided to make a havtacha. If you post here that you decided to not go to seminary anyway because that is what you really want to do, then I will personally date you.*
*Terms and Conditions apply. Limit one date per person. Excludes Shabbat and Holidays and except as in ay like in neighbor or way or tuedays and wednesdays and all throughout May. Size 2 and under only. Popa reserves the right to still conduct exhaustive research and call all your nursery morahs even though any information gleaned will not be taken into account unless you have ever been above a size 2 (except on isru chag). You are responsible for transportation to NY. Popa reserves the right to substitute one of his brothers during high volume times. Void where prohibited. Terms subject to change without notice.
April 11, 2013 3:58 pm at 3:58 pm #945079yanki613Memberlol
April 11, 2013 4:12 pm at 4:12 pm #945081SaysMeMemberRun! Run! Save yourself n deny it!
April 11, 2013 6:18 pm at 6:18 pm #945083WIYMemberPopa
You don’t want to check this with your spouse first?
April 11, 2013 7:34 pm at 7:34 pm #945084sharpMemberHis spouse’s idea. JK
April 11, 2013 8:14 pm at 8:14 pm #945085☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantI will personally date you.*
…and that’s a campaign promise!
April 11, 2013 8:44 pm at 8:44 pm #945086🐵 ⌨ GamanitParticipantI guess he had enough of his third wife and is looking for a fourth… or is it fifth. It’s getting hard to keep track 😉
April 11, 2013 10:51 pm at 10:51 pm #945087squeakParticipantSo you can finally date brony now!
(yes, i saw that thread)
April 11, 2013 11:51 pm at 11:51 pm #945088locaMemberYaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
*gets in line*
April 12, 2013 12:26 am at 12:26 am #945089Torah613TorahParticipantYou know, the contrapositive is equivalent logically. So would you date someone who didn’t really want to go to seminary but went anyway as well?
April 14, 2013 2:22 am at 2:22 am #945090YW Moderator-42ModeratorI didn’t go to seminary.
April 14, 2013 2:25 am at 2:25 am #945091VogueMemberDid you ever learn in a yeshiva? I was in seminary, but most of the time, I was to sick to go to class…
April 14, 2013 2:28 am at 2:28 am #945092YW Moderator-42ModeratorPopa, since my lack of seminary attendance entitles me to a date, can I send a female substitute? What if she went to seminary because she wanted to? What if she has smicha from YCT? Or maybe I should just take the date myself, does it include free dinner?
April 14, 2013 2:40 am at 2:40 am #945093popa_bar_abbaParticipantMod 42: If I take you on a date, it will include beer. And only beer.
April 14, 2013 3:31 am at 3:31 am #945095WIYMemberPopa
If its steak and beer Id think about a date with you.
April 14, 2013 4:13 am at 4:13 am #945096popa_bar_abbaParticipantWIY: If you come visit me, I’ll make you steak and homebrew.
That offer stands to any CR-ers. I have a non-CRer visiting me right now, and I made him deep dish chicago style pizza in my cast iron skillet
April 14, 2013 2:38 pm at 2:38 pm #945097HaLeiViParticipantWhat do I have waiting for me if I come to visit?
April 14, 2013 2:48 pm at 2:48 pm #945098☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantI’ll make you steak and homebrew.
That offer stands to any CR-ers.
Sounds good. Do you mind if I contact you? Or you can contact me and come visit. I can make you a nice steak, but you’d have to bring the homebrew (no glass shards, please).
April 14, 2013 4:00 pm at 4:00 pm #945099mercuryMemberpopa you should bring on the dates some boxen of donuts. make it the springsmidge kind those are really good. (or maybe shell prefer a snowcone) 🙂
April 14, 2013 4:57 pm at 4:57 pm #945100squeakParticipant“That offer stands to any CR-ers.”
Joseph just said to tell you he is on his way over.
April 14, 2013 5:59 pm at 5:59 pm #945101☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantJoseph just said to tell you he is on his way over.
Popa’s gonna need lotsa beer ‘n steak…
April 14, 2013 6:15 pm at 6:15 pm #945102eli levParticipantany girl who doesnt go to sem in erets yl for a proper reason,- svet nit shaaten dem richtige zivug!! amen!
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