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See, many girls feel like they have to go to seminary because otherwise how will they get dates.
So I decided to make a havtacha. If you post here that you decided to not go to seminary anyway because that is what you really want to do, then I will personally date you.*
*Terms and Conditions apply. Limit one date per person. Excludes Shabbat and Holidays and except as in ay like in neighbor or way or tuedays and wednesdays and all throughout May. Size 2 and under only. Popa reserves the right to still conduct exhaustive research and call all your nursery morahs even though any information gleaned will not be taken into account unless you have ever been above a size 2 (except on isru chag). You are responsible for transportation to NY. Popa reserves the right to substitute one of his brothers during high volume times. Void where prohibited. Terms subject to change without notice.
lol
Run! Run! Save yourself n deny it!
Popa
You don’t want to check this with your spouse first?
His spouse’s idea. JK
I will personally date you.*
…and that’s a campaign promise!
I guess he had enough of his third wife and is looking for a fourth… or is it fifth. It’s getting hard to keep track 😉
So you can finally date brony now!
(yes, i saw that thread)
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
*gets in line*
You know, the contrapositive is equivalent logically. So would you date someone who didn’t really want to go to seminary but went anyway as well?
I didn’t go to seminary.
Did you ever learn in a yeshiva? I was in seminary, but most of the time, I was to sick to go to class…
Popa, since my lack of seminary attendance entitles me to a date, can I send a female substitute? What if she went to seminary because she wanted to? What if she has smicha from YCT? Or maybe I should just take the date myself, does it include free dinner?
Popa
If its steak and beer Id think about a date with you.
What do I have waiting for me if I come to visit?
I’ll make you steak and homebrew.
That offer stands to any CR-ers.
Sounds good. Do you mind if I contact you? Or you can contact me and come visit. I can make you a nice steak, but you’d have to bring the homebrew (no glass shards, please).
popa you should bring on the dates some boxen of donuts. make it the springsmidge kind those are really good. (or maybe shell prefer a snowcone) 🙂
“That offer stands to any CR-ers.”
Joseph just said to tell you he is on his way over.
Joseph just said to tell you he is on his way over.
Popa’s gonna need lotsa beer ‘n steak…
any girl who doesnt go to sem in erets yl for a proper reason,- svet nit shaaten dem richtige zivug!! amen!
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