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  • #608945
    popa_bar_abba
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    See, many girls feel like they have to go to seminary because otherwise how will they get dates.

    So I decided to make a havtacha. If you post here that you decided to not go to seminary anyway because that is what you really want to do, then I will personally date you.*

    *Terms and Conditions apply. Limit one date per person. Excludes Shabbat and Holidays and except as in ay like in neighbor or way or tuedays and wednesdays and all throughout May. Size 2 and under only. Popa reserves the right to still conduct exhaustive research and call all your nursery morahs even though any information gleaned will not be taken into account unless you have ever been above a size 2 (except on isru chag). You are responsible for transportation to NY. Popa reserves the right to substitute one of his brothers during high volume times. Void where prohibited. Terms subject to change without notice.

    #945079
    yanki613
    Member

    lol

    #945081
    SaysMe
    Member

    Run! Run! Save yourself n deny it!

    #945083
    WIY
    Member

    Popa

    You don’t want to check this with your spouse first?

    #945084
    sharp
    Member

    His spouse’s idea. JK

    #945085
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    I will personally date you.*

    …and that’s a campaign promise!

    #945086
    🐵 ⌨ Gamanit
    Participant

    I guess he had enough of his third wife and is looking for a fourth… or is it fifth. It’s getting hard to keep track 😉

    #945087
    squeak
    Participant

    So you can finally date brony now!

    (yes, i saw that thread)

    #945088
    loca
    Member

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!

    *gets in line*

    #945089
    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    You know, the contrapositive is equivalent logically. So would you date someone who didn’t really want to go to seminary but went anyway as well?

    #945090
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    I didn’t go to seminary.

    #945091
    Vogue
    Member

    Did you ever learn in a yeshiva? I was in seminary, but most of the time, I was to sick to go to class…

    #945092
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Popa, since my lack of seminary attendance entitles me to a date, can I send a female substitute? What if she went to seminary because she wanted to? What if she has smicha from YCT? Or maybe I should just take the date myself, does it include free dinner?

    #945093
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Mod 42: If I take you on a date, it will include beer. And only beer.

    #945095
    WIY
    Member

    Popa

    If its steak and beer Id think about a date with you.

    #945096
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    WIY: If you come visit me, I’ll make you steak and homebrew.

    That offer stands to any CR-ers. I have a non-CRer visiting me right now, and I made him deep dish chicago style pizza in my cast iron skillet

    #945097
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    What do I have waiting for me if I come to visit?

    #945098
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    I’ll make you steak and homebrew.

    That offer stands to any CR-ers.

    Sounds good. Do you mind if I contact you? Or you can contact me and come visit. I can make you a nice steak, but you’d have to bring the homebrew (no glass shards, please).

    #945099
    mercury
    Member

    popa you should bring on the dates some boxen of donuts. make it the springsmidge kind those are really good. (or maybe shell prefer a snowcone) 🙂

    #945100
    squeak
    Participant

    “That offer stands to any CR-ers.”

    Joseph just said to tell you he is on his way over.

    #945101
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Joseph just said to tell you he is on his way over.

    Popa’s gonna need lotsa beer ‘n steak…

    #945102
    eli lev
    Participant

    any girl who doesnt go to sem in erets yl for a proper reason,- svet nit shaaten dem richtige zivug!! amen!

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