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  • #603816
    good.jew
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    I am sure we all noticed that Popa believes that poor parenting is the cause of many issues later on in life, so I thought we could have a thread for Popa to tell us all how to be perfect parents.

    #971314
    147
    Participant

    Father’s day was yesterday, but better late then never, to commence good parenting.

    #971315
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Popa, how often do you beat your kids?

    #971316
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Popa, how often do you beat your kids?

    Just once. I’m good at it.

    #971317
    SaysMe
    Member

    you always let them win the games? chess and bowling too?

    #971318
    pcoz
    Member

    What do you use?

    #971319
    mom12
    Participant

    how OFTEN? sir

    #971320
    BTGuy
    Participant

    How does one beet kids? I know on Purim you can pickle them.

    #971321
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    A well known child psychologist said he had 3 solid theories on how to bring up kids. Now he has gotten married and says he has 3 kids and no theories

    #971322
    good.jew
    Member

    What does popa suggest if a person’s daughters get fat?

    #971323
    Nechomah
    Participant

    Buy her bigger clothes.

    #971324
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    The parents should themselves eat healthier and exercise more. But, only the wife is allowed to tell the husband this and not vice versa.

    #971325
    yitayningwut
    Participant

    But, only the wife is allowed to tell the husband this and not vice versa.

    Poe’s Law is an internet adage reflecting the fact that without a clear indication of the author’s intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between sincere extremism and an exaggerated parody of extremism. -Wikipedia

    I think what we have here is “Popa’s Law,” an adage reflecting the fact that without a clear indication of the author’s intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between sincere decency and an exaggerated parody of decency.

    #971326
    good.jew
    Member

    I wonder what Popa tells his wife when she gets fat

    #971327
    BTGuy
    Participant

    lol @ Schticky! lol

    #971328
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    When Popa’s wife got fat, he bought her bigger clothes. When Nechoma got even fatter, he bought her even bigger clothes.

    #971329
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Then she continued to get fatter so he had to buy her a new house with bigger doorways and more space between the counter and the fridge.

    #971330
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Eventually she didn’t fit in the car anymore so he bought her an elephant to ride to work every day.

    #971331
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Popa and Nechama each take up 3 seats and part of the aisle on a plane. They ride their elephants to the truck weighing station when they want to weight themselves.

    #971332
    good.jew
    Member

    Somehow I can’t see Popa with a fat wife, especially after all of the comments he makes about dating fat girls

    #971333
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    Somehow I can’t see Popa with a fat wife, especially after all of the comments he makes about dating fat girls

    Actually, I’ve had two already.

    #971335
    Nechomah
    Participant

    42 – Are those comments really necessary? Even as jokes? Maybe it’s not so funny to those reading or those you’re poking fun at.

    #971336

    Nechomah: I find them necessary. 😛

    #971337
    iBump 2.0
    Participant

    come on everyone, get into it!

    🙂 BUMP 🙂

    #971338
    popa_bar_abba
    Participant

    I think what we have here is “Popa’s Law,” an adage reflecting the fact that without a clear indication of the author’s intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between sincere decency and an exaggerated parody of decency.

    lol yitay

    #971339
    rebdoniel
    Member

    Parents are to blame for many people’s problems. Kids who grow up without a mother or father, or whose parents have a miserable marriage generally grow up to model these same dysfunctional behaviors.

    It amazed me, for instance, how a young woman who lived in a rather affluent suburb, with frum family considered pillars of the community, with a father who made a high salary, still grew up to lack morals, stability, and mental health.

    #971340
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    If parents are to blame then isn’t it better to grow up without them?

    #971341

    “Kids who grow up without a mother or father, or whose parents have a miserable marriage generally grow up to model these same dysfunctional behaviors.”

    Being a widow is a “dysfunctional behavior”?

    #971342
    moi aussi
    Member

    When it comes to shidduchim, orphans are considered damaged goods.

    #971343

    Is that really true? Hashem help us if it is. I am fortunate that it was not an issue for me.

    #971344
    rebdoniel
    Member

    Not per se. In fact, maybe many kids are better off with one widowed parent than 2 parents who hate each other’s kishkes.

    But, research does show that children raised by 2 parents who are stable and committed in their marriage do have better outcomes than those who don’t. A certain Lubavitch celebrity rabbi to the stars is often quoted as saying that “the best gift 2 parents can give their kids is to love each other.”

    In my experience, just about everyone I’ve known from a broken home, or a situation where there was no shalom bayit, has turned out to be affected adversely or to have mental or emotional disturbances of some sort, whether it be a diagnosed illness, selfishness/narcissism, or other personality and character defects.

    #971345
    the-art-of-moi
    Participant

    happy bump night!

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