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The other day I was with a guy I know, and he was eating a pickle. And the pickle made him very happy. He then ran around and tripped over something, but he was still very happy, because of the pickle. Then he lost his pickle, which made him cry. But I gave him another, and then he was happy again. I like pickles too, but pickles don’t make me feel such joy. Am I eating pickles wrong?
Perhaps.
Your question has no bearing on the story you told. Just because person A likes or does not like a pickle does not mean that you are eating one correctly or incorrectly. They are completely independent of each other.
The Wolf
Your thing is chocolate.
when your friend eats a pickle he is completely involved with his eating of his pickle and nothing else. When you eat a pickle you are still concerned with all your previous problems and the pickle does nothing to change that
Either chocolate or pickles make me happy. But chocolate makes me happier than pickles do. Chocolate is a legal drug.
WB Wolf, haven’t seen you around lately
Try cutting them differently or buying a different brand. Know this: if you do come to be that happy from pickles you will also cry when you get separated from one…
fry em!
Maybe sweet cornichons will make you happy?
Wanna hear a story about pickles that make people happy?:
A few years ago, my younger sister was by her very yeshivish friend after school and it was Rosh Chodesh so after they ate supper the mother said “now it’s time for the special rosh chodesh treat” and my sister thought to herself yay it’s probably ice cream or something good and on a big tray the mommy brought out a sliced up pickle and each child recieved thier very own slice. The kids were so excited and my sister was like rolling on the floor!
I did not make this story up! Completely true!
“The other day I was with a guy I know…”
Was this guy more than 7 years old?
Because that might be your answer
Lol! Meno you’re a good detective. Nice job 🙂
Goq: You fry your pickles? Are they battered first?
I’d eat a battered fried pickle if inside it was really a chocolate bar.
Well then there’s your answer. You are eating pickles wrong.
You have to eat pickles as if you are less than 7 years old. Then they will bring you happiness.
You don’t have to trip if you don’t want to
Meno – shkoyach! You answered the other question that was bothering me – why was Reb Yidd with a guy in the first place?
Lb its a southern kinda thing yes battered and not a hint of chocolate.
Sounds Southern ~ Thanks for explaining Goq 🙂
LuL, have you tried chocolate covered pickles?
They make chocolate covered pickles? Is that also a southern thing?
gross!
No thats a pregnant thing.
Lol sounds like it
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