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October 23, 2017 11:44 pm at 11:44 pm #1388775👑RebYidd23Participant
Probably tastes like a copper pillowcase.
October 24, 2017 12:30 am at 12:30 am #1388810LightbriteParticipantLol RebYidd23; I’m cracking up here… and perfect timing because it’s all cozy on my copper pillowcase.
Btw, I brought the copper pillowcase to my dermatologist to check out. She said that there are studies that show how copper improves the skin, but copper is really expensive. It was the first time that she’s heard of a copper pillowcase, and it sounds “kind of gimmicky.”
October 24, 2017 12:30 am at 12:30 am #1388811LightbriteParticipantPenny juice comes from the penny’s nectar.
Copper pillowcases are created from the penny’s pulp.
October 25, 2017 9:59 am at 9:59 am #1389538MenoParticipantI once heated up a penny with a blowtorch and the inside melted and just dripped out onto the floor.
October 25, 2017 10:45 am at 10:45 am #1389542JosephParticipantDestroying US currency is a crime.
October 25, 2017 10:45 am at 10:45 am #1389587LightbriteParticipantCan you drink Penny Juice on Shabbos?
October 25, 2017 10:54 am at 10:54 am #1389605MenoParticipantDestroying US currency is a crime.
It’s not clear whether that applies to coins if it isn’t done fraudulently:
§331. Mutilation, diminution, and falsification of coins
Whoever fraudulently alters, defaces, mutilates, impairs, diminishes, falsifies, scales, or lightens any of the coins coined at the mints of the United States, or any foreign coins which are by law made current or are in actual use or circulation as money within the United States; or
Whoever fraudulently possesses, passes, utters, publishes, or sells, or attempts to pass, utter, publish, or sell, or brings into the United States, any such coin, knowing the same to be altered, defaced, mutilated, impaired, diminished, falsified, scaled, or lightened—
Shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.§333. Mutilation of national bank obligations
Whoever mutilates, cuts, defaces, disfigures, or perforates, or unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, or Federal Reserve bank, or the Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt unfit to be reissued, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.October 25, 2017 11:58 am at 11:58 am #1389652MenoParticipantAre there any lawyers in the Coffee Room?
October 25, 2017 12:18 pm at 12:18 pm #1389658TheGoqParticipantI like extra penny juice on my penny vodka.
October 25, 2017 11:48 pm at 11:48 pm #1390013👑RebYidd23ParticipantI wonder what happens if you mix it with the juice of a collectible coin.
October 26, 2017 1:40 am at 1:40 am #1390019LightbriteParticipantThat’s assur RebYidd23, unless you bought said collectible coin from eBay.
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