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  • #595634
    eclipse
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    This thread is about maintaining your OWN thought throughout the ENTIRE thread,while every single other poster does exactly the same.

    In short:An American conversation!

    Example:

    Poster#1: So I was wondering what I should cook for the Purim Seuda this year?

    Poster#2:She must be Eclipse.

    Poster#3:Bochurim should not be collecting for CHINUCH ATZMEE!

    Poster#1:What do all the women and girls make as a “fahrshpeis”?

    Poster#2:Or Joseph.

    Poster#3:Don’t drink and drive!!

    Poster#1:How about mushroom crepes?

    Poster#2:Chayav=ZeesKite!!

    Poster#3:What a chilul Hashem to throw up on your rosh yeshiva’s carpet on Purim!

    Get it?

    #939166
    stickynote
    Member

    OK Eclipse ready for the game..

    So did you hear about the quake in China?

    #939167
    eclipse
    Member

    Fearlessness is empowering.(my thought)

    #939168
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Just say NO to drugs.

    #939169
    stickynote
    Member

    State media said the quake hit the area shortly before 1 p.m. local time, cutting power and toppling buildings including hotels and schools

    #939170
    always here
    Participant

    tonight/tomorrow’s my daughter’s 22nd birthday, ka’h! Hay Adar Beis.

    #939171
    eclipse
    Member

    You should only be afraid of Hashem…and a tax audit.

    Come to think of it,if you’re afraid of Hashem,you have nothing to fear in a tax audit.

    #939172
    observanteen
    Member

    There are so many tzures lately.

    #939173
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    OK Eclipse ready for the game..

    The rules were broken right away!

    #939174
    always here
    Participant

    she & her DH are coming to us for Shabbos cuz her English b-day falls on Saturday.

    #939175
    eclipse
    Member

    always here,I am FEARFUL to ask…but did you make it to the show?

    #939176
    hanib
    Participant

    have a good shabbos!

    #939177
    always here
    Participant

    oy! how do I tie in my younger daughter to your question, eclipse?

    my older daughter was gonna drive me to your film (she had her sons’ Yeshiva Neshei Tea to attend). I even dyed my hair, <cuz some shows in the front of my teichel or snood, oops! wrong thread!>; planned on what I’d wear; & even fantasized about introducing myself as ‘always here’….

    (argh.. I should’ve written about my friend’s visit on THIS thread instead of ‘Truth is stranger than fiction”.)

    so my friend, who I went to yeshiva with in Israel in ’76, came in from the Midwest for a wedding. we haven’t seen each other in 20+ yrs.

    she said she’d be checking out of her Manhattan hotel & then coming to B’klyn to see me. I figured she’d be by me around 2 at the latest. but my lovable shlamazel friend, first left her phone & camera in the car service, then had to wait for the driver to return it; checked into Midwood Suites after 4pm, (to find the man in her bed). stopped by her 86 year old & 91 y.o. cousins. came to me 5:30ish. I had told her I had plans. when I spoke with another really good friend & explained my dilemma, she said I really should choose getting together with my old friend, cuz she’s human (seriously, she said that… no reference to your subtitle, lol), & I had to agree. the visit lasted ’til 9:40. I thought about bringing her to the film, but she was wearing jeans; I didn’t think that would reallyy be a problem, but 1) she wasn’t into going & 2)I would’ve felt a little uncomfortable making my first impression like that.

    I felt sooo badly cuz I REALLY did want to show you my support! :/

    #939178
    observanteen
    Member

    I think Moshiach’s around the corner.

    #939179
    always here
    Participant

    ok, here we go: as I put on my facebook status Monday afternoon, that MY DAUGHTER saw & questioned me as to what I was referring: ‘Der mensch trakht un Gott lahkh’.

    #939180
    HaLeiVi
    Participant

    And right after he disappeared. I was like…

    #939181
    TheGoq
    Participant

    who do u like in the ncaa tourney?

    #939182
    always here
    Participant

    so I was gonna make a nice duckling for Friday night, but she said she’d prefer a roast.

    #939183
    observanteen
    Member

    There are so many physical illnesses as well as mental, emotional and spiritual.

    #939184
    hanib
    Participant

    have a good week!

    #939185
    always here
    Participant

    Good Vuch/Shavua Tov! so the young couple just left…

    #939186
    eclipse
    Member

    I’m AFRAID I gained back the 2 pounds that I lost.

    #939187
    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    This is the best topic ever.

    #939188
    OneOfMany
    Participant

    so how exactly does this differ from the “Post to Post–NOT” topic? 😛

    #939189
    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    That one’s too long and discontinuous. Here you have to stay on your own topic. (My topic is currently how this thread is the best.)

    #939190
    🍫Syag Lchochma
    Participant

    because in parallel conversations I think people actuall THINK they are talking to each other.

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