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March 15, 2011 5:23 pm at 5:23 pm #595714Shticky GuyParticipant
American Foreign Policy
Pretty ugly
Civil servant
Gourmet pizza, served by a fast waiter.
Airline food
User friendly
Non-working mother
Microsoft Works on a Vista operating system
Political Co-operation (Political science)
Work party
Loners club
Alone in a crowd
Open secret – clearly confused
Found missing
Almost Perfect
Clearly Misunderstood
Larger Half
Minor Crisis
Almost Exactly
Virtual Reality
Genuine Imitation
Deafening Silence
Great Depression
Old News
Silent ScreamGood Grief
Do you have any more???
March 15, 2011 5:29 pm at 5:29 pm #797802s2021Memberlol! those r great!
March 15, 2011 5:39 pm at 5:39 pm #797804mytakeMemberIncome Tax
Industrial Park
minor crisis
affordable housing
friendly fire
final version
criminal justice
numbing sensation
dim light
sad smile
sun shower
easy labor
March 15, 2011 5:42 pm at 5:42 pm #797805mytakeMemberundocumented report
suicide victim
unsung hero
March 15, 2011 5:56 pm at 5:56 pm #797806AinOhdMilvadoParticipantIntellectual arab
reform rabbi
March 15, 2011 6:02 pm at 6:02 pm #797807metrodriverMemberShticky Guy; I know a few people who have a Strong Weakness. There are a few more that usually pop up when I’m reading. Now they don’t come to mind. But your list is great.
March 15, 2011 6:21 pm at 6:21 pm #797808☕ DaasYochid ☕Participantsmall miracles
a little bigger
anxious patient
civil war
oxymoron
How about redundancies?
Good Yom Tov
Mayim Acharonim Vasser
ATM Machine
repetitively redundant
March 15, 2011 6:26 pm at 6:26 pm #797809YW Moderator-80Membersomeone trying to climb mt everest without oxygen tanks
March 15, 2011 6:27 pm at 6:27 pm #797810YW Moderator-80Membersomeone lighting a match in a hospital room where everyone is on oxygen
March 15, 2011 6:31 pm at 6:31 pm #797811me tooMembera yw cr dialogue
March 15, 2011 6:32 pm at 6:32 pm #797812YW Moderator-80Membersomeone who buys oxycontin on the street
March 15, 2011 7:00 pm at 7:00 pm #797813☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantA bovine from Salt Lake City
March 15, 2011 7:02 pm at 7:02 pm #797814YW Moderator-80Membera bovine looking for work in a slaughterhouse
March 15, 2011 7:03 pm at 7:03 pm #797815YW Moderator-80Membera punk bovine who gets a target tattooed on his neck
March 15, 2011 7:17 pm at 7:17 pm #797816Shticky GuyParticipantMod 80 Your sense of humor shines!!!
SOME MORE:
Almost exactly
Government organization
Everything except
Civil War
New and improved
Random Order
Cold Sweat
Small Crowd
Awfully Good
Short Distance
Safety Hazard
Clearly Confusing
Slow Speed
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***DRUM ROLL***
AND THE BEST OXYMORON POSSIBLE HAS TO BE:
UNITED NATIONS !!!!
March 15, 2011 7:30 pm at 7:30 pm #797817🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantan obstetrician who induces labor when there’s fetal distress.
March 15, 2011 7:59 pm at 7:59 pm #797818AinOhdMilvadoParticipantan honest used car salesman
March 15, 2011 8:26 pm at 8:26 pm #797819phillybubbyParticipantPIN number
Der Heilige Shabbos Kodesh
March 15, 2011 8:39 pm at 8:39 pm #797820yentingyentaParticipantsaltz vasser water
neigel vasser water
ATM machine
March 15, 2011 9:16 pm at 9:16 pm #797821AinOhdMilvadoParticipantalmost exactly the same….
March 15, 2011 9:19 pm at 9:19 pm #797822eclipseMembera straightforward oxymoron
March 15, 2011 9:45 pm at 9:45 pm #797823phillybubbyParticipantwar games
second best
never again
home office
dry ice
near future
whole piece
uninvited guest
student teacher
real phony
March 15, 2011 10:53 pm at 10:53 pm #797824tomim tihyeMembercheese danish and diet soda for lunch
March 16, 2011 3:29 am at 3:29 am #797825Shticky GuyParticipantControversial oxymorons:
? ???????? Bread ?
Modern Yeshivish
Redundancies:
???? ??? ???? = Good Day Good ?
March 20, 2011 4:40 pm at 4:40 pm #797826☕ DaasYochid ☕Participantboro park
March 20, 2011 5:32 pm at 5:32 pm #797827bygirl93MemberSophmore- (it means wise fool!)
March 21, 2011 4:55 am at 4:55 am #797828Sender AvMemberDaas, you forgot people who name their kids Yitzchak Isaac.
March 21, 2011 3:55 pm at 3:55 pm #797831AinOhdMilvadoParticipantvery unique
(as opposed to “moderately unique”??? – keep in mind that the meaning of ‘unique’ is ONE of a kind)
March 21, 2011 4:43 pm at 4:43 pm #797832☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantDaas, you forgot people who name their kids Yitzchak Isaac.
??? ????? 🙂
March 23, 2011 8:28 pm at 8:28 pm #797833Shticky GuyParticipantYitzchok Isaac is like many others eg:
???? ?????,
????? ?????,
????? ???? ? or Arye Leib ,
?????? ???,
??? ??? – ??? ?? ?? ??.
But this is supposed to be oxymorons not redundancies or repetitions, so how about this oxymoron: ?????? ????? – because ????? is from ?????? which means revealed, while ???? is from ???? ???? or hidden.
March 23, 2011 8:32 pm at 8:32 pm #797834YW Moderator-80Memberits not an oxymoron
megilas is the construct form of the word.
you can properly translate “Megilas Esther” as “the revealing of the hidden”
and that is not an oxymoron either as revealing something hidden just means that it WAS hidden but NOW is revealed
March 23, 2011 8:35 pm at 8:35 pm #797835WolfishMusingsParticipant???? ??????,?
????? ??????,?
????? ????? ?? ?or Arye Leib ,?
?????? ????,?
??? ??? – ??? ?? ?? ???.?
The third and fourth ones on the list are NOT redundancies (in the sense that the second one is). Yehuda does not mean lion and Binyomin does not mean wolf. Just because those people are associated with those animals does not mean that the two together mean the same thing.
The Wolf
March 23, 2011 8:39 pm at 8:39 pm #797836☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantBut this is supposed to be oxymorons not redundancies or repetitions,
I introduced some redundancies earlier.
redundancies or repetitions
That’s one!
March 23, 2011 8:58 pm at 8:58 pm #797837Shticky GuyParticipantBinyomin does not mean wolf
I was thinking the same as I was writing that. Anyway I’ll leave that to you. You should know!!
Mod 80: point taken. It was better than the Everest and bovine attempts anyway! Lol 🙂
March 24, 2011 2:53 pm at 2:53 pm #797838msseekerMemberThe old Yiddish joke obout redundancies is supposed to go like this:
Good Yom Tov
Mayim Acharonim Vasser
Ungarishe narunim
March 24, 2011 9:54 pm at 9:54 pm #797839ZeesKiteParticipantCalling me sweetie! <blush> JUST KIDDING!
March 24, 2011 9:55 pm at 9:55 pm #797840ZeesKiteParticipantOr “You’re disgusting, ZeesKite”
March 25, 2011 1:08 am at 1:08 am #797841Shticky GuyParticipantDear mother-in-law
March 31, 2011 10:18 pm at 10:18 pm #797842dancinggirlMemberdaas yochid, those redundencies r really good!
March 31, 2011 11:24 pm at 11:24 pm #797843☕ DaasYochid ☕Participantthose redundencies r really good!
How about criminal lawyer?
April 1, 2011 2:49 am at 2:49 am #797844Miss L. AneousMemberWritten on Florida Natural’s
“Made responsibly in China.”
May 27, 2011 7:08 am at 7:08 am #797845Shticky GuyParticipantAct naturally.
This report is filled with omissions.
I cant remember having a more memorable time.
We are not anticipating any sudden emergencies.
It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
May 27, 2011 1:02 pm at 1:02 pm #797846am yisrael chaiParticipant“How about criminal lawyer?”
Some may argue that those words are synonymous…
August 15, 2011 9:43 pm at 9:43 pm #797847Shticky GuyParticipantFighting for Peace
August 16, 2011 1:12 am at 1:12 am #797848mustangriderMemberI forgot to remember!
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