it is our great pleasure to welcome on board, a real live, understanding, shoe store assistant, and self procliamed boki in all inyonei shoes. we now have someone to whom to direct all our complicated and lomdishe sha’ailos, including did Odom harishoin were shoes, should one wear different shoes for shabbos, where to hide our mother in law’s shoes, how and when shoes may be removed at home, school and in work, and of course the correct way to tie a shoelace.
Fellow members please join me in welcoming our real live shoe store assistant.
Vive la shoes, and vive la shoe store assistant!!!!