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1.getting that FINGER blood test
2.being laughed at
3.hitting your elbow/hip against a desk
4.someone popping a balloon right near you
5.too-loud bands
6.stubbing your toe
What makes YOU say OUCH!(or… blurt out an “un-printable”)
Seeing the phone number of my kids school come up on my cell phone during the day! Ouch!
Stepping on something unprintable!
1.getting that FINGER blood test
If you think that”s bad try a Blood gas test. OUCH!!!!!
When people claiming to be singers are totally off-key!!
sometimes it really hurts
1.Hearing someone scratch a blackboard.
2.An insult
3.Going after a shidduch and not getting a response
4.slipping on ice and ALMOST falling
5.a bad dream
6.losing money
7.missing out on a metziah
8.the phone ringing on Shabbos
9.Regreting something I have said
10.My cleaning lady cancelling on me Erev Pesach
walking around with a huge run in your tights the whole day
Getting swiped in the eye with the tzitzis from someone elses tallis.
getting your finger stuck between your desk and your chair! Now that hurt!
eclipse. Yup and it doesn’t take a second either. So, it’s more like ouuuucchhhh. 🙂
paper cut!!!
cb1 Where were you for the past couple of weeks?
Getting swiped in the (eye) with the tzitzis from someone elses tallis. OUCH!
By the way what’s the amount of times you have to whip the guy sitting next to you , twice or three times & where is it brought down? 🙂
A stasis ulcer on the ankle (feels like alcohol being poured on an open wound). This OUCH can last for months and even when it heals, it can come back again.
cb1 Where were you for the past couple of weeks?
i’ve been very busy with work but hopefully should be back soon
cb1
when’s the CD comin out? – don’t hav-tu answer
when you’re trying to fall asleep and you hear a niose like……grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
Lately? Standing up (no cartilage in either knee). Even the Orthovisc shots were not as painful as my knee joints have been. And no, it has not helped much yet.
Another big OW – hitting my humerus.
Oomis, you really need to develop a better sense of humerus.
banging toe in high riser
banging my head in an open cabinet
giving ‘that FINGER blood test’ is muuuuuuch more fun than getting it 🙂
Seeing stupid threads and comments on the CR- now that’s a BIG OUCH!!
Hearing someone make a nasty remark about African-Americans in general when most of my co-workers (and some of the nicest) fall into that category.
i hated doing finger sticks and would use a 25 gauge or smaller needle and draw a few drops from the cubital vein. much less painful
Speaking of blood, I have given blood probably 30 times in my life. So I’m not afraid of needles. My most recent experience happened in NY Blood Center. The nurse/phlebotomist stuck in the needle and while doing the last parts of the setup she bumped into the “scale thing” that holds the bag. Since the tube was not yet taped to my arm or the chair arm, the needle came out! Out of the corner of my eye I could see that blood was coming out at a decent rate (I wouldn’t dare look at it out of fear of fainting etc.). They cleaned me up quickly and offered to let me go or try again. I opted to try again. Try #2 went well BH. They were very apologetic.
a police following you
Doc 80- I don’t know how long ago you retired, but nowadays most glucometers accept smaller blood drops and therefore their lancets are able to be smaller. These don’t even hurt.
Speaking of giving blood, I was giving blood to bikur cholim last year, and they had these pill shaped stress balls for you to squeeze.
Some of the first people had convinced them to give them the stress “pill”. But they had stopped giving them after a few hours.
I decided I was getting a “pill”. I went and I got one. It took every bit of haggling and negotiating and begging, but I got one.
I threw it out; what would I do with it anyway?
i double with on the ball! just got a paper cut the other day! still hurts when under water!
Puns about bones.
Stepping on a piece of lego with bare feet. Full force.
Having a mosquito bite in an unreachable place.
Cutting too much into your nails.
Painful hanging skin right at kabbolos Shabbos- another 24 hours to go!
Pouring spoiled milk into the last teaspoon of coffee you have in the house.
Nicking an already nicked area when shaving.
Having a neighbor who sings chazzanus off key.
Having a neighbor who sings off key.
I’m so sorry… yes, it’s me. What can I do? I’m happy and I know it and I really wanna show it…
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