Oscar the Grouch Home › Forums › Decaffeinated Coffee › Oscar the Grouch This topic has 4 replies, 3 voices, and was last updated 11 years, 10 months ago by Torah613Torah. Viewing 5 posts - 1 through 5 (of 5 total) Author Posts February 21, 2013 11:27 pm at 11:27 pm #608314 shnitzyMember Why is Oscar so grouchy all the time? February 21, 2013 11:35 pm at 11:35 pm #931742 Torah613TorahParticipant You would be grouchy, if you were Oscar. If you were not Oscar, you would not be grouchy. February 21, 2013 11:41 pm at 11:41 pm #931743 SaysMeMember wouldn’t you be if you lived in a garbage can and ate sardines all the time? 🙂 February 21, 2013 11:55 pm at 11:55 pm #931744 shnitzyMember How profound. But if he is Oscar, and he was created to live in a garbage can and eat sardines, then why would he be grouchy about it? February 22, 2013 12:32 am at 12:32 am #931745 Torah613TorahParticipant From Wikipedia: Author Posts Viewing 5 posts - 1 through 5 (of 5 total) You must be logged in to reply to this topic. Log In Username: Password: Keep me signed in Log In