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  • #885926
    mepal
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    jphone, B_H: Great! Those were hilarious!

    #885927
    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    for those didnt pick up it’s T.T.T.O. Twinkle,twinkle, little star.

    #885928
    Pashuteh Yid
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    Carlebach’s Wake Up Song:

    (Hope I have the words right)

    Gevalt sh’breeder vos shloft ir

    Ein Tsvei Drei Fir

    2x

    S’iz shoin tzeit tzu zogn Tillim

    Ein Tsvei Drei Fir

    2x

    Nisht kein tillim nor geshlofen

    tzu vos toigst du oif der velt

    mit vos vesdu kumen oif yener velt?

    Gevalt sh’breeder vos shloft ir

    Ein Tsvei Drei Fir

    2x

    S’iz shoin tzeit tzu gain davenen

    Ein Tsvei Drei Fir

    2x

    Nisht kein davenen nisht kein tillim

    nisht kein tillim nor geshlofen

    tzu vos toigst du oif der velt

    mit vos vesdu kumen oif yener velt?

    Gevalt sh’breeder vos shloft ir

    Ein Tsvei Drei Fir

    2x

    S’iz shoin tzeit tzu gayn lernen

    Ein Tsvei Drei Fir

    2x

    Nisht kein lernen nisht kein davenen

    nisht kein tillim nor geshlofen

    tzu vos toigst du oif der velt

    mit vos vesdu kumen oif yener velt?

    Gevalt sh’breeder vos shloft ir

    Ein Tsvei Drei Fir

    2x

    S’iz shoin tzeit tzu zayn yidden

    Ein Tsvei Drei Fir

    2x

    Nisht kein lernen nisht kein davenen

    nisht kein tillim nor geshlofen

    tzu vos toigst du oif der velt

    mit vos vesdu kumen oif yener velt?

    #885930
    mepal
    Member

    Excellent, PY. Are those the original words? I only got the “ein, tzvei, drei, fir…” part when I listened to it 😉

    #885931
    A600KiloBear
    Participant

    BS”D

    Yoilish was a kanoi

    He dissolved and is no more

    Instead of spraying prutzois

    He drank H2SO4*!

    *chemical formula for sulfuric acid

    #885932
    shniff
    Member

    If you wrote that yourself, that is pretty good.

    Just wondering, sorry I do not mean to insult you or anyone else for that matter,

    is it just me or did anyone else find some of those poems slightly…inapropriate

    in the Torah sense?

    #885940

    A600KiloBear-

    Lol.

    My shver had a slightly different version of that rhyme.

    sammygol-

    Excellent – that was professional quality!

    I can’t disagree with its removal, though.

    #885941
    A600KiloBear
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    BS”D

    Yes, the original version had to do with a chemist thinking H2SO4 was H20 :). I just Creedmoor-kashered it :).

    #885942
    Poster
    Member

    Wake up and jump out of bed

    get dressed and comb ur head

    dream of sun

    of camp and fun

    But off to school instead

    #885943
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    The men in the shul went round and round,

    Round and round,

    Round and round.

    The men in the shul went round and round,

    All Simchas Torah long.

    The chavrusas were learning two by two, hurray

    The chavrusas were learning two by two, hurray

    The chavrusas were learning two by two

    They all looked alike, couldn’t tell who was who

    The chavrusas were learning all thru the night

    As I was going to Citifield,

    I met a man with seven laptops,

    Every laptop had seven modems,

    Every modem had seven mice,

    Every mouse had seven lights,

    Laptops, modems, mice, and lights.

    How many were going to Citifield?

    (not an appropriate one for the coffeeroom…)

    Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf ?

    The big bad wolf

    The big bad wolf

    Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf ?

    Tra-la-la-la-la-la

    Never smile at a Ben Gurion Immigration Officer!

    No, you can’t get friendly with a Ben Gurion Immigration Officer;

    Don’t be taken in by his welcome grin;

    He’s imagining how well you’d fit within his army unit with your tzitzis tucked in!

    Never smile at a Ben Gurion Immigration Officer !

    Oh, the grand old leader of neturei karta,

    He had ten crazy men;

    He marched them up to the anti Israel demonstration last Shabbos,

    And he marched them down again.

    When they were shouting, they shouted,

    And when they pouting, they pouted,

    And when they were only halfway thru,

    They saw that their doctrine was highly doubted.

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