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for those didnt pick up it’s T.T.T.O. Twinkle,twinkle, little star.
Carlebach’s Wake Up Song:
(Hope I have the words right)
Gevalt sh’breeder vos shloft ir
Ein Tsvei Drei Fir
2x
S’iz shoin tzeit tzu zogn Tillim
Ein Tsvei Drei Fir
2x
Nisht kein tillim nor geshlofen
tzu vos toigst du oif der velt
mit vos vesdu kumen oif yener velt?
Gevalt sh’breeder vos shloft ir
Ein Tsvei Drei Fir
2x
S’iz shoin tzeit tzu gain davenen
Ein Tsvei Drei Fir
2x
Nisht kein davenen nisht kein tillim
nisht kein tillim nor geshlofen
tzu vos toigst du oif der velt
mit vos vesdu kumen oif yener velt?
Gevalt sh’breeder vos shloft ir
Ein Tsvei Drei Fir
2x
S’iz shoin tzeit tzu gayn lernen
Ein Tsvei Drei Fir
2x
Nisht kein lernen nisht kein davenen
nisht kein tillim nor geshlofen
tzu vos toigst du oif der velt
mit vos vesdu kumen oif yener velt?
Gevalt sh’breeder vos shloft ir
Ein Tsvei Drei Fir
2x
S’iz shoin tzeit tzu zayn yidden
Ein Tsvei Drei Fir
2x
Nisht kein lernen nisht kein davenen
nisht kein tillim nor geshlofen
tzu vos toigst du oif der velt
mit vos vesdu kumen oif yener velt?
BS”D
Yoilish was a kanoi
He dissolved and is no more
Instead of spraying prutzois
He drank H2SO4*!
*chemical formula for sulfuric acid
If you wrote that yourself, that is pretty good.
Just wondering, sorry I do not mean to insult you or anyone else for that matter,
is it just me or did anyone else find some of those poems slightly…inapropriate
in the Torah sense?
A600KiloBear-
Lol.
My shver had a slightly different version of that rhyme.
sammygol-
Excellent – that was professional quality!
I can’t disagree with its removal, though.
BS”D
Yes, the original version had to do with a chemist thinking H2SO4 was H20 :). I just Creedmoor-kashered it :).
Wake up and jump out of bed
get dressed and comb ur head
dream of sun
of camp and fun
But off to school instead
The men in the shul went round and round,
Round and round,
Round and round.
The men in the shul went round and round,
All Simchas Torah long.
The chavrusas were learning two by two, hurray
The chavrusas were learning two by two, hurray
The chavrusas were learning two by two
They all looked alike, couldn’t tell who was who
The chavrusas were learning all thru the night
As I was going to Citifield,
I met a man with seven laptops,
Every laptop had seven modems,
Every modem had seven mice,
Every mouse had seven lights,
Laptops, modems, mice, and lights.
How many were going to Citifield?
(not an appropriate one for the coffeeroom…)
Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf ?
The big bad wolf
The big bad wolf
Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf ?
Tra-la-la-la-la-la
Never smile at a Ben Gurion Immigration Officer!
No, you can’t get friendly with a Ben Gurion Immigration Officer;
Don’t be taken in by his welcome grin;
He’s imagining how well you’d fit within his army unit with your tzitzis tucked in!
Never smile at a Ben Gurion Immigration Officer !
Oh, the grand old leader of neturei karta,
He had ten crazy men;
He marched them up to the anti Israel demonstration last Shabbos,
And he marched them down again.
When they were shouting, they shouted,
And when they pouting, they pouted,
And when they were only halfway thru,
They saw that their doctrine was highly doubted.
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