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  • #593524
    blueprints
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    NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

    #718600
    WIY
    Member

    Why dont you make Hamotzi already so we know what you are trying to say?!

    #718601
    blueprints
    Participant

    not bad…

    #718602
    Rak Od Pa'am
    Member

    WIY

    Member

    Why dont you make Hamotzi already so we know what you are trying to say?!

    Are you ???? ?????? ?

    Is NU NU before Hamotzi OK?

    #718603
    TheGoq
    Participant

    nu, have u seen the new gnu?

    #718604
    blueprints
    Participant

    what is a gnu

    #718605
    blueprints
    Participant

    blueprints is not a kosher he’s a huchzuk cafron

    #718606
    eclipse
    Member

    I learned in high school that “nu nu”is fine unless you are using it as a real word.Like:

    Q.Is that our old challah knife?

    A.New!

    Q.Are you wearing an old shmatte again?

    A.New!!

    Q.Do you want to go to that stale sem?

    A.(with vigorous head-shaking)New!

    #718607
    HadaLXTP
    Member

    A Wildebeest

    #718608

    wow you guys are bored

    #718609

    Nah…he is just singing Shwekey’s song..Veshochanti. In it he says nu nu nu nu a bunch of times

    #718610
    blueprints
    Participant

    funny story where someone hadn’t really heard shwekey ad bli dai so he was singing dai dai dai dai dai dai dai dai

    #718611
    Rak Od Pa'am
    Member

    blueprints

    Member

    blueprints is not a kosher he’s a huchzuk cafron

    ??? ??? ???? ???? ??????

    #718612
    deiyezooger
    Member

    yes whatever it was it is coming from being bored

    #718613
    aries2756
    Participant

    Its all in the spelling, or maybe the inflection, maybe the yiddish version….oh I know its a minhag.

    #718614
    jhcvivgwry
    Participant

    What’s the point of this thread?!?

    Trying to start general shmooze???

    #718615
    blueprints
    Participant

    Ok rak of paam if you want to be yeshivish then you gotta know what your talking about

    It’s ein odom mesim rosho

    And hodoas Baal din kemeoh eidim domi

    Or at least be choshesh it wasn’t me who said it (it was said in 3rd person)

    I would say palginon dibura but unfortunately I didn’t say 2 things

    #718616
    blueprints
    Participant

    Sorry mesim atzmoy rosho

    #718617
    ronrsr
    Member

    Gnu = Gafrican antelope known for its insatiable curiousity.

    A year ago, last Thursday I was strolling in the zoo

    when I met a man who though he knew the lot.

    He was laying down the law about the habits of Baboons

    And how many quills a porcupine has got.

    So I asked him: ‘What’s that creature there?’

    He answered: ‘Oh, H’it’s a H’elk’

    I might of gone on thinking that was true,

    If the animal in question hadn’t put that chap to shame

    And remarked: ‘I h’aint a H’elk. I’m a Gnu!’

    ‘I’m a Gnu, I’m a Gnu

    The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo

    I’m a Gnu, How do you do

    You really ought to k-now w-ho’s w-ho’s

    I’m a Gnu, Spelt G-N-U

    I’m g-not a Camel or a Kangaroo

    So let me introduce,

    I’m g-neither man nor moose

    Oh g-no g-no g-no I’m a Gnu’

    I had taken furnished lodgings down at Rustington-on-Sea

    Whence I travelled on to Ashton-under-Lyne it was actually

    The second night I stayed there I was woken from a dream

    That I’ll tell you all about some other time

    Among the hunting trophies on the wall above my bed

    Stuffed and mounted, was a face I thought I knew;

    A Bison? No, it’s not a Bison. An Okapi? Unlikely, Really. A Hartebeest?

    When I though I heard a voice: ‘I’m a Gnu!’

    I’m a Gnu, ,A g-nother gnu

    I wish I could g-nash my teeth at you!

    I’m a Gnu, How do you do

    You really ought to k-now w-ho’s w-ho.

    I’m a Gnu Spelt G-N-U,

    Call me Bison or Okapi and I’ll sue

    G-nor am I the least

    Like that dreadful Hartebeest,

    Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no,

    G-no g-no g-no I’m a Gnu

    G-no g-no g-no I’m a Gnu

    It’s very G-nice of you.

    – from Flanders & Swann’s Bestiary

    #718618
    blueprints
    Participant

    ronsr are you bored?

    #718619
    eclipse
    Member

    It’s a cute poem for a teacher to use.

    #718620
    blueprints
    Participant

    so he’s bored

    #718621
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    Blueprints <OP>

    Thanks for all the News/Nu’s

    And here follows the weather forcast…

    #718622
    blueprints
    Participant

    yes?

    the weather forecast?

    (finish the joke)

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