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December 15, 2010 8:58 pm at 8:58 pm #593524blueprintsParticipant
NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
December 15, 2010 9:11 pm at 9:11 pm #718600WIYMemberWhy dont you make Hamotzi already so we know what you are trying to say?!
December 15, 2010 9:15 pm at 9:15 pm #718601blueprintsParticipantnot bad…
December 15, 2010 9:25 pm at 9:25 pm #718602Rak Od Pa'amMemberWIY
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Why dont you make Hamotzi already so we know what you are trying to say?!
Are you ???? ?????? ?
Is NU NU before Hamotzi OK?
December 15, 2010 9:31 pm at 9:31 pm #718603TheGoqParticipantnu, have u seen the new gnu?
December 15, 2010 9:34 pm at 9:34 pm #718604blueprintsParticipantwhat is a gnu
December 15, 2010 9:34 pm at 9:34 pm #718605blueprintsParticipantblueprints is not a kosher he’s a huchzuk cafron
December 15, 2010 9:39 pm at 9:39 pm #718606eclipseMemberI learned in high school that “nu nu”is fine unless you are using it as a real word.Like:
Q.Is that our old challah knife?
A.New!
Q.Are you wearing an old shmatte again?
A.New!!
Q.Do you want to go to that stale sem?
A.(with vigorous head-shaking)New!
December 15, 2010 9:50 pm at 9:50 pm #718607HadaLXTPMemberA Wildebeest
December 15, 2010 9:50 pm at 9:50 pm #718608whatrutalkingabtMemberwow you guys are bored
December 15, 2010 9:58 pm at 9:58 pm #718609Peanut ButterMemberNah…he is just singing Shwekey’s song..Veshochanti. In it he says nu nu nu nu a bunch of times
December 15, 2010 10:52 pm at 10:52 pm #718610blueprintsParticipantfunny story where someone hadn’t really heard shwekey ad bli dai so he was singing dai dai dai dai dai dai dai dai
December 15, 2010 11:16 pm at 11:16 pm #718611Rak Od Pa'amMemberblueprints
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blueprints is not a kosher he’s a huchzuk cafron
??? ??? ???? ???? ??????
December 15, 2010 11:30 pm at 11:30 pm #718612deiyezoogerMemberyes whatever it was it is coming from being bored
December 15, 2010 11:44 pm at 11:44 pm #718613aries2756ParticipantIts all in the spelling, or maybe the inflection, maybe the yiddish version….oh I know its a minhag.
December 16, 2010 1:54 am at 1:54 am #718614jhcvivgwryParticipantWhat’s the point of this thread?!?
Trying to start general shmooze???
December 16, 2010 8:54 pm at 8:54 pm #718615blueprintsParticipantOk rak of paam if you want to be yeshivish then you gotta know what your talking about
It’s ein odom mesim rosho
And hodoas Baal din kemeoh eidim domi
Or at least be choshesh it wasn’t me who said it (it was said in 3rd person)
I would say palginon dibura but unfortunately I didn’t say 2 things
December 16, 2010 8:55 pm at 8:55 pm #718616blueprintsParticipantSorry mesim atzmoy rosho
December 16, 2010 9:01 pm at 9:01 pm #718617ronrsrMemberGnu = Gafrican antelope known for its insatiable curiousity.
A year ago, last Thursday I was strolling in the zoo
when I met a man who though he knew the lot.
He was laying down the law about the habits of Baboons
And how many quills a porcupine has got.
So I asked him: ‘What’s that creature there?’
He answered: ‘Oh, H’it’s a H’elk’
I might of gone on thinking that was true,
If the animal in question hadn’t put that chap to shame
And remarked: ‘I h’aint a H’elk. I’m a Gnu!’
‘I’m a Gnu, I’m a Gnu
The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo
I’m a Gnu, How do you do
You really ought to k-now w-ho’s w-ho’s
I’m a Gnu, Spelt G-N-U
I’m g-not a Camel or a Kangaroo
So let me introduce,
I’m g-neither man nor moose
Oh g-no g-no g-no I’m a Gnu’
I had taken furnished lodgings down at Rustington-on-Sea
Whence I travelled on to Ashton-under-Lyne it was actually
The second night I stayed there I was woken from a dream
That I’ll tell you all about some other time
Among the hunting trophies on the wall above my bed
Stuffed and mounted, was a face I thought I knew;
A Bison? No, it’s not a Bison. An Okapi? Unlikely, Really. A Hartebeest?
When I though I heard a voice: ‘I’m a Gnu!’
I’m a Gnu, ,A g-nother gnu
I wish I could g-nash my teeth at you!
I’m a Gnu, How do you do
You really ought to k-now w-ho’s w-ho.
I’m a Gnu Spelt G-N-U,
Call me Bison or Okapi and I’ll sue
G-nor am I the least
Like that dreadful Hartebeest,
Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no,
G-no g-no g-no I’m a Gnu
G-no g-no g-no I’m a Gnu
It’s very G-nice of you.
– from Flanders & Swann’s Bestiary
December 17, 2010 1:16 pm at 1:16 pm #718618blueprintsParticipantronsr are you bored?
December 17, 2010 1:26 pm at 1:26 pm #718619eclipseMemberIt’s a cute poem for a teacher to use.
December 18, 2010 6:03 pm at 6:03 pm #718620blueprintsParticipantso he’s bored
December 19, 2010 11:22 am at 11:22 am #718621Shticky GuyParticipantBlueprints <OP>
Thanks for all the News/Nu’s
And here follows the weather forcast…
December 19, 2010 1:38 pm at 1:38 pm #718622blueprintsParticipantyes?
the weather forecast?
(finish the joke)
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