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So you all know how seminary is a scam? Yes? So Popa is going to open an new seminary and it will also be a scam.
Bnos Popa.
At Bnos Popa, we are going to charge the same tuition, but we actually won’t have anything. When you come to seminary, you will do all the stuff which you came to seminary to do and none of the stuff that costs us money. To that end:
1. No dorms. Go stay with your sister whose husband is in the Mir. Or your grandmother, or aunt, or whatever.
2. No food. FroYo for the win.
3. All out shabbosim. You can visit every place you wanted to.
4. Unlimited time off.
5. Trips! We will still have the same number of trips, where you will meet the other girls in your seminary. Which brings us to:
6. Friends! You will have unlimited time to hang out with your new seminary friends who you will meet on the trips.
7. Inspiring Shiurim. You will be provided with a list of many of the inspiring free shiurim in Yerushalaim. But not all of them; finding them yourself is a big part of the experience.
So you see, inspiration, eretz yisroel, new friends, fro yo, sister’s house. We have it all.
Send me an application.
1) Please send a list of students that you will not be accepting so we that it is appropriately exclusive.
2) A list of how little kest parents have to promise, be cause these girls are so special
3) How many applications and interviews you say you have erceived and conducted is important, make sure that checks got cashed.
Sounds like this might be a step up from Darkei Nowhere. Can we apply online?
Is there an inta-seminary football league?
Do you allow your Talmidot to touch their uncles?
Do you have any affiliation with Bnos Obama?
how much is the application fee?
Masa? Pell? Tap?
Bnos Pupa?
Is this a chassidish seminary?
Is this a rabbinical seminary or a theological seminary? Or perhaps a theoretical seminary. I once attended a seminar on seminaries. They convinced me to join an online seminary where we learned about the dangers of the internet, online dating, and hashkafa. Anyway, the newest seminary on the market (pun intended) is called Bais Hanashim. For 20,000 dollars you can be placed on the top of an exclusive shidduch list. Past performance is not indicative of future results. Think positive! You’ll be married at no time! (I mean in no time.) Popa, keep it rolling. Wishing everyone a great month and a happy Chanuka!
So you see, inspiration, eretz yisroel, new friends, fro yo, sister’s house. We have it all.
What are you guys doing with my sister’s house?!
Hey moski!!!!!! Long time no seeeeee!
Hi moksi! ^_^
What’s the free yeshiva called Toras Pupa?
Every time I see the ad for ??? ????, I think of chocolate. Elite chocolate.
Popa, this is very funny! 🙂
I would have liked your seminary just fine. I’m sure the curriculum includes important halachic shaylos for every day life, like, can you give a lamb as a korban if it was born from a pig?
The most important thing for a seminary is that it shud hav its own thread in the CR, so popa, please start a new thread for each of ur sems!!!
He already did, don’t you see them?
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