New Ongoing Story, please add your continuations.

Then, the alien police arrived and arrested the aliens for violating intergalactic law. They sent a team to switch Baruch and O’Keefle back and turn all the alpacas human, including the ones who had been alpacas all along. Then they erased all the human’s memories of the aliens.

Baruch and O’Keefle were dropped off in a department store in the big city, because the aliens didn’t know where to put them, so they figured it was best to put them somewhere where there were a lot of other humans to help them find their way home. Unfortunately, it was very disconcerting for Baruch and O’Keefle to find themselves face to face in the housewares department.

At first, Baruch forgot that this O’Keefle was both good and bad. He panicked, realizing that he was in the same place as his old enemy and political opponent. But then he realized that this O’Keefle was both good and bad and 100% confused.

“How do you feel now?” Baruch asked O’Keefle gently. “Do you think you need to go back to the hospital? Or do you perhaps know how we got here?”

O’Keefle didn’t know how they had gotten there, and he didn’t know how to deal with his conflicting emotions. He felt like robbing a bank and using the money to combat extreme poverty in third world countries, or maybe just ordering lunch, cursing at the waiter, and leaving a ten thousand dollar tip. Baruch could tell O’Keefle still felt mentally anguished, so he decided he’d bring him to the hospital after some shopping. They both needed new clothes after a day of, well, he couldn’t quite remember, but their clothes were both tattered. He knew the good side of O’Keefle wouldn’t let him do anything too bad, and vice versa. Baruch offered to pay for O’Keefle’s clothes, but the bad side of O’Keefle was too proud to accept, while the good side didn’t want to impose.

As Baruch and O’Keefle looked through a rack of suits, they were approached by a sheepish-looking alpaca man. “Hello,” the man said. “I’m terribly sorry, but can you help me find clothing that doesn’t have any buttons? I can’t explain why, but I am completely unused to having opposable thumbs.”

Baruch and O’Keefle had to cancel the duel when they realized that O’Keefle could only use both sides of the Force.

Just as the duel was about to commence, everyone froze into place. The air seemed to shimmer and crack, allowing a large crowd of glowing ghost-like beings to walk through. The ghosts rudely did not introduce themselves; instead, one of them began a speech.
“Do not repeat our mistakes!” shouted the vaguely shaped figure. “You know what has been in your past, not your effect on the future!”
“We have no idea who you are or what you want from us!” shouted everyone collectively. “This is a strange experience! What is even happening here?! Why are you a ghost?”
“We are not ghosts!” protested the shape. “We are merely time travelers! We are unable to do anything that has not already been done, but it is written in our history books that we came to you and gave this speech!”
“Then why did you do such an awful job speaking?” the crowd asked derisively. “You should have given us at least some valuable information in order to serve whatever your purposes are.”
“We are forbidden to read the records about this meeting, but it must have mentioned that we are just pretty bad at public speaking. We are those who made the mistake you are about to make: We fought in duels, in the time that even you know as the past. Time travelers took us out of time so that we could come to you now.”
The crowd was even more confused. The time travelers all disappeared but one.

The remaining time traveler laughed and laughed. “This is all a simultation!” he giggled. “As soon as the war started, I froze time and gave you all fake swords and virtual reality goggles”!

It was true. Unfortunately, the time traveler used future technology to make all the most volatile fighters both invincible and powerless.