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Baruch quickly realized that it was preposterous that he could be Dr Panner. Baruch makes it to the courtroom in handcuffs and a little confused “how did all this happen to me, just from a broken hand?”
Baruch’s thoughts were promptly interrupted by being called up to the judge. “Dr. Panner the charges here are attempted murder and election fraud how do you plead?”
“But I’m not Dr. Panner, I’m Baruch Goldstien!” Baruch shouted.
Ry23,
Really?
Ok
As baruch takes out his ID, O’Keefle’s men burst into the room. “Judge, we have proof that the man standing there n front of you is Dr. Panner” they state.
The judge looks at Baruch and says “case dismissed the defendant commits to 5 years in a mental institution of the courts choosing”
All of a sudden, a stampede of alpacas ran across the courtroom and said “I object your honor!!!”.
In response, the alpacas all ran to try to bite off the judges head which resulted in alot of chaos between the alpacas and guards. During this time, one of the alpacas secretly handed Baruch a devise and told him that it opens a portal to a world where alpacas are the dominant species. Baruch then pushed the button and went into the portal
On the other side of the portal Baruch landed on a huge 5 foot plate with a whole bunch of alpacas standing around him. The alpacas try to bite off Baruch’s head but Baruch pushes the button to transport him back to the courtroom. “I think I’m safer in the asylum instead” says Baruch sheepishly
Meanwhile in alpaca ville USA there was a radical llama that disguised himself as a peaceful alpaca that bought a nuclear bomb
O’Keefle’s men overhear the phone conversation since they bugged the courtroom’s phone. One of the men starts shooting the alpacas. “Not my president!” He shouts, being a staunch democrat just like his boss. Now the alpacas are really mad and don’t want to hear anything about peace.
A sudden loud beeping noise is heard “BEEP BEEP BEEP” What is that? Says Baruch sounds like a truck backing up or maybe a fire engine that noise is so loud! “Oh it’s only my alarm clock… I guess time to wake up, that was a weird dream. “My arm is killin me… “ Baruch walks over to the light switch and turns on the lights “OMG” screams Baruch “my arm is the size of a football!?!?!” Maybe it wasn’t a dream after all…. wait a minute maybe it was maybe some of it was…. but which part is true??? And which part is a dream!??! This is way too weird for me!
The alpaca that strapped himself to a table’s mask fell off and it turned it it was really the alpaca rebba!!
Then, Dr. Panner came running down the courtroom and said I object your honor! He then took out a shaver and said now your in on my plan, i am going to shave all the alpacas and steal their alpaca fur!!!! Bwahaha! Then lightening struck him. He unfortunately forgot that he had a metal cane and that saying bwahahaha creates lightening storms
Dr Panner is a dentist or a hand doctor or a dentist?
He can be a dentist, just he also is an expert in shaving alpacas because why not lol
The dream was totally avoided? What happened
Baruch seeing dr Panner in a weakened state shouts “you’re the one causing me all these problems!” and promptly stabs and kills Dr Panner. Everyone lifts up Baruch joyfully “our hero” The judge shouts “order in the court” before getting another call from the president “Baruch successfully made peace with the alpacas by killing dr Panner, we will be honoring him in two weeks time”
All of a sudden a pterodactyl grabbed Baruch and dropped him on the stage of the mayoral debate. Baruch knew that this was a sign from hashem that his destiny was to become the mayor.
Baruch decided to visit his brother in law. He booked a flight and was on his way shortly after. Soon after takeoff the plane suddenly started to descend rapidly. A panicked flight attendant called over the intercom “the pilot just had a heart attack! Does anyone know how to fly a plane?” Baruch quickly ran to the cockpit, as he had just gotten his pilots license.
But no pilot liscence can prepare Baruch for what happened next.
Lucky for Baruch, Dr. Panner spontaneously combusted. This was most likely due to the mexican food that Dr Panner ate an hour before. Unfortunately, the fire from the spontaneous combustion caught on to the marshmellows. Baruch had to make an emergency landing fast before the entire plane bursted into flames!
As Baruch started talking he realized that Biz and Annie didn’t sound or act like themselves. He realized that these were just clones and before Baruch could say anything Biz punched Baruch in the face. All went black. When Baruch woke up he saw that he was tied up next to his wife and that Biz (or the clone) was having a very friendly conversation with O’Keefle.
Baruch and Aliza from the future storm into the house and give a round kick to biz and annie’s Clones and O’Keefle “never mess with time travelers” they say. “But how did you get untied?” The clones say. “Simple” says future Baruch, “the future us untied ourselves, then the present us used biz’s time machine to go into the past and then we came back here”
Since time split into two, Baruch now only had half of his body in the present time!
Being so Baruch had to go with the help of his wife (considering he only has one leg to jump on) to speak the the old wise man of the town.
After a long troubled journey they finnaly reached the house of the old wise man. Within a few minutes he figured out the whole “half” problem we’re dealing with…
“You must travel back in time to that same time you left your other body and make physical contact with that old you” said the old wise man!Then Baruch jumped into a portal to go back in time. But since too many people were time traveling, it caused a blackhole to open up. Baruch remembered hearing a story of an alpaca that has magical powers that destroys blackholes. Now he had to missions to accomplish-get back his leg and find the alpaca fo destroy the blackhole.
But there is one problem said the old wise man
In the passed when you will see your old full self, might cause a mental shock and a possible heart failure which in essence will cause you a direct death here in the present time so….
The only possible way of getting that job done without causing any possible harm to yourself is getting that physical contact done without your old self seeing your new self!
Good luck! Said the old wise man.So they decided to see if he liked pinapple pizza. If he did, then they knew he was the evil o’keefle. If not, then what he said was really true and he is o’keefle’s good twin.
He actually didn’t like pineapple pizza, so Baruch got an amazing idea. Baruch took the good O’Keefle along with him to the present and switched him with the evil O’Keefle by kidnapping the evil O’Keefle and hid him in his basement tied up with the door locked.
However, since they saw eachother they both spontaneously combusted.
Since O’Keefle was both good and bad he couldn’t make any choices so he couldn’t decide whether he needed take revenge or not and just couldn’t move from his spot as a result
O’keefle’s yetzer hara then attempted to stab his yetzer tov. His yetzer hara wasnt the sharpest tool in the shed
Little did Baruch know that this mental hospital was run by the giant speghatti monster. The monster pretended to be a mental hospital and then sucked up O’keefle and said to Baruch your next! Luckily Baruch had a freezeray so he froze the speghatti monster and saved himself. Now he had to find O’keefle inside the speghetti monster.
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