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November 21, 2013 1:21 am at 1:21 am #611336Shticky GuyParticipant
Have you ever composed a new ????? Tell us about it.
We bought for ??? some ???? of a bakery that we have not tried before. They seemed cheap. What a mistake!
When I cut the first piece of ??? on Friday night, it looked a little raw in the middle. The next slice had a slightly larger raw-looking area in the middle. And each progressive slice had more and more raw dough in it!
Eventually I picked up the ??? and examined it. It was completely raw all the way thru the centre. I grasped the centre and pulled hard. A great lump of raw dough came out leaving a huge void in the centre of ???.
So I told my family that I could now recite a brand new ???? that had never been made before, and I did:
?????? ???? ?? ????!
November 21, 2013 2:17 am at 2:17 am #988409Gryffindorable GirlMemberThat might have been borer. So you could have made the bracha….um I actually can’t think of an appropriate bracha. Maybe zocher habris because Hashem is not releasing His wrath in a flood against your sin.
Gosh that was a lot funnier in my head. Fail.
November 21, 2013 2:35 am at 2:35 am #988410SayIDidIt™ParticipantHey Shticky! What’s up!!
That really happened??? I wonder if it is muktzah!
Anyway, great to be back (for now…)
SiDi™
November 21, 2013 3:00 am at 3:00 am #988411🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantShticky, that was awesome. And if it really happened, than it was even funnier. Especially since it wasn’t me who baked it.
November 21, 2013 3:23 am at 3:23 am #988412TheGoqParticipantWELCOME BACK SHTICKY AND SIDI!!!!
November 21, 2013 5:10 am at 5:10 am #988413scrollerMemberyou should have taken the edible challah away from the dough instead. Its mutar if you do it with your hand and right away. also, can’t seperate challah on shabbos.
beitza 14a
November 21, 2013 5:16 am at 5:16 am #988414SanityIsOverratedParticipantBorei Minei HaAdomah. -Bracha said on humans
This is a lesser known blessing due to it’s controversial status.
November 21, 2013 4:42 pm at 4:42 pm #988415Shopping613 🌠ParticipantNovember 21, 2013 4:57 pm at 4:57 pm #988416popa_bar_abbaParticipantlol
At a YCT wedding when the kalla gives the chosson the ring, she can make the bracha “mekadeish yisroel”.
Of course, she is also thus oiver on the issuer of lo tihyeh kedeisha.
November 21, 2013 5:25 pm at 5:25 pm #988417HaLeiViParticipantSo according to some, you’d have to also make a Borer Minei Mezonos.
November 21, 2013 6:06 pm at 6:06 pm #988418popa_bar_abbaParticipantAnd if you meet a YCT guy whose parents were married after a YCT get, then you can make the beracha Borei Min MeiZonos.
November 21, 2013 7:46 pm at 7:46 pm #988419Torah613TorahParticipantlol Shticky and PBA.
My father joked once that the bracha on women is “Hamotzi Chava min Hatzela”.
November 21, 2013 7:52 pm at 7:52 pm #988420☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantWhen using a cattle prod, one recites the brochoh “oseh meuseh b’rishus”.
November 21, 2013 7:55 pm at 7:55 pm #988421☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantWhen he’s mesader kiddushin, Rabbi Willig says the brochoh “borei pre nuptials”.
(not a commentary, just a play on words)
November 24, 2013 12:26 am at 12:26 am #988422Shticky GuyParticipantThanks everyone for your welcomes and kind words. FYI I did grasp the dough and pull the challa away from it because of ????.
I heard that a brisker told his rav that after shul on shabbos morning he always finds his wife engrossed in conversation with other women outside shul and she won’t leave unless he pulls her away. He asked the rav whether this is a problem of ????.
The rav replied that it depends whether he was taking ???? ???? ????? or ????? ???? ???? …
November 24, 2013 12:50 am at 12:50 am #988423writersoulParticipantWait, you got RID of the raw dough?…..
… that’s the best part! Whenever I underbake my challos, everyone always fights over the parts in the middle that are still gooey. Especially when it’s warm.
When the challah’s frozen, however…
November 24, 2013 3:56 am at 3:56 am #988424HaLeiViParticipantHey one minute! So then it’s Challah Min Ha’isa. Unless you are Mechaleq between the Pe’ula and the Challos…
November 24, 2013 3:13 pm at 3:13 pm #988425peacefullMember@ Shticky, if she’s outstanding it wouldn’t be any concern of ????
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