Neteuri Karta Purim celebrations….

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  • #602411
    zahavasdad
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    You get so drunk you dont know the difference between

    Ahmadinejad and Netanyahu

    #858747
    AinOhdMilvado
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    You get so drunk you accidentally make a KIDDUSH HaSh-m!!!

    #858748
    AinOhdMilvado
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    They got so drunk they started collecting for the

    ??? ???? ??????

    (The KKL instead of the NK)

    #858749
    Shticky Guy
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    Or between demonstrations on a weekday and demonstrations on a shabbos! In fact when they are on it, the word should be split: demon-strations.

    They are without a doubt of the 80% not the 20%. My only doubt is had they been in shushan which side would they have been on?

    #858750
    zahavasdad
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    They could so drunk they could not tell the difference between a Rav and an Iman

    #858751
    ItcheSrulik
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    Hey don’t knock these guys! They have to party hard after a three-hour megillah leining where they klap every time it says “Yehudim”

    #858752
    AinOhdMilvado
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    They got so drunk that instead of wearing their usual arab kefiyah as a scarf, they wrapped themselves in an Israeli flag!

    #858753
    AinOhdMilvado
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    They got so drunk that in Beit Shemesh they insisted on sitting in the BACK of the bus!!!

    #858754
    AinOhdMilvado
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    They got so drunk that they put sabra-fruit in their mishlo’ach manos.

    #858755
    AinOhdMilvado
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    They got so drunk that they couldn’t tell the difference between BARACK obama and ehud BARAK!

    (Then again, I’m not sure that there IS much of a difference!)

    #858756
    ☕️coffee addict
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    they got so drunk they started singing “HaTikvah” (Nichnas Yayin Yatza Sod)

    #858757
    zahavasdad
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    They got so drunk they sang Lecha Dodi to the tune of Hatikva

    #858758
    Toi
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    Aom- your point about the back of the bus isnt accurate. The nk arent behind it, even if they agree with it.

    #858759
    147
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    I am already looking towards bashing Naturei Karta on Seder nite, when we mention the Purim story in vaAmartem Zevach Pesach.

    #858760
    Josh31
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    A shul with NK or “fellow travelers” in it can never finish reading the Megilah. When the reading reaches the word “Medinah” the graggers go off and cannot be stopped.

    #858761
    nishtdayngesheft
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    This is very appropriate for Purim, because the nes came after

    “lech knos es KOL hayuhidim” and the point of this post is further division.

    Most of the commenters hear actually sound like they are from participants of Achashveirosh’s seuda.

    #858762
    Panthers
    Member

    well they can always join those people in my community who were burning the israeli flag

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