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  • #982224
    blinky
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    minyan- Oooh nice!!!

    #982225
    squeak
    Participant

    minyan gal

    Member

    Personally, I think that “Blinquie” is tres elegant.

    You meant “Blinqui”, n’est-ce pas?

    #982226
    blinky
    Participant

    Thanx mod for my new title i like it! Merci!

    #982227

    blinqui is tres elegant

    but blinquie is tres elegante

    #982228
    squeak
    Participant

    IOW, not a word in any language (except the language of certain kosher chocolate-boxes)

    #982229

    correct

    im sure blinquie wouldnt mind being from an aristocratic family of chocolatiers

    #982230
    squeak
    Participant

    She meant to say “mercie”

    #982231
    blinky
    Participant

    mod 80- you are right i am! Thats why this ridiculous conversation is in the losing weight thread, ive had too many chocolates!

    #982232
    blinky
    Participant

    She meant to say “mercie”

    Squeak- Haha, i missed it before!

    #982233
    blinky
    Participant

    squeak

    squeaquie

    COPYCATTER!!

    #982234
    jay11691
    Member

    Eat less. It works well.

    #982235
    squeak
    Participant

    Eat less. That’s a good suggestion. Here are some other good ones.

    Give blood.

    Shave your head.

    Stop wearing jewelry.

    Remove your fillings.

    Pull out all your teeth.

    Always carry helium balloons.

    #982236

    im surprised you didnt mention:

    leave some of your fat in the fifth dimension

    #982237
    Sacrilege
    Member

    The best diet that always works… Close Your Mouth And Put Down Your Fork.

    #982238
    bpt
    Participant

    Squeak, you left off “move to the moon” or for those that dont need to lose quite that much “move to the bottom of a pool”

    #982239
    squeak
    Participant

    Ah yes, an easy way to lose weight without losing any mass.

    And here is another good one along those lines: To quote a famous limmerick,

    There was a young lady named Bright,

    who travelled much faster than light.

    She left home one day,

    and in a relative way,

    returned on the previous night.

    Said the bright one to her friends in a chatter,

    I have learned something new about matter.

    As my speed was so great,

    much increased was my weight,

    yet I failed to become any fatter!

    So, the solution (which is much easier than moving to the moon) is to move extremely slowly all the time. That’s it- all it takes is to get all those speedy fat people to slow down 🙂

    #982240
    Sacrilege
    Member

    BPT –

    “move to the moon”

    Well, technically you still weigh the same there is just no gravitational pull.

    Whereas, you dont have to move to the moon, you can just tell people that you really dont weigh all that much the earth just has a stroner gravitational pull on you.

    #982241

    She left home one day,

    and in a relative way,

    returned on the previous night.

    might also be a good answer to docs twin riddle

    #982242
    squeak
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    Mod80- BRILLIANT

    Sacrilege, actually BP Totty is completely correct. The definition of weight is dependent on the gravitational pull on mass. Same mass, different gravities = different weight.

    #982243
    bpt
    Participant

    Sac – if the scale says you weigh 110 lbs (even though you’re as wide as a house) the scale wins. Don’t question the scale.

    #982244
    squeak
    Participant

    Until you remember that even Dr. Middos failed at time travel (he asserts that only Hashem can be in the past and the present at the same time). I highly doubt some teenager was more successful than he.

    #982245
    Sacrilege
    Member

    Squeak – I wasnt questioning science.

    Disclaimer: That was satire.

    #982246

    only Hashem can be in the past and the present at the same time

    this will be a tough one to argue

    but they would both be in the present, even relative to each other.

    its just that the present now, used to be the past, from number 2s perspective.

    so for number 2 the past really was the future, but has now become the present (which the future usually does, at least so far)

    #982248
    YW Moderator-42
    Moderator

    Two tips about time travel:

    1. Forget the past, you can’t change it.

    2. Forget the present, I ain’t getting you one.

    #982249
    adorable
    Participant

    where did this post come from?

    #982250
    bein_hasdorim
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    I need to gain weight FAST, before Irene comes.

    #982251
    ronrsr
    Member

    Why? Are you considering a shidduch with her? She’s very powerful, I hear.

    #982252
    ronrsr
    Member

    She too is quite broad in the beam, measuring over 400 miles at the widest point.

    #982253
    Queen Bee
    Member

    bein_hasdorim, do you mean that she shouldn’t knock you off your feet? I was once walking and the wind pushed me into the street, almost in front of a car. Freaky…

    #982254
    kapusta
    Participant

    Another way to lose weight: laugh a lot. Got a good laugh from some posts on this page. Thanks!

    *kapusta*

    #982255
    bein_hasdorim
    Participant

    ronrsr; Q Bee; Lol! I saw a pic of her on the news, knocked my socks off!

    it was a head shot, aerial view actually, bad resolution. I’m sure she makes more of an impression in person.

    #982257
    WIY
    Member

    Why are they called yo-yo diets? Because anyone who sees you says “yo-yo, what happened to you?!”

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