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October 16, 2011 2:12 pm at 2:12 pm #599973popa_bar_abbaParticipant
So you know how you go to shul on sukkos, and everyone has a different way of keeping their aravos fresh?
This guy has an apple, this guy has an aluminum foil with wet paper towel, this guy has a garlic, this guy puts it in the fridge, this guy puts his esrog in the cholent, this guy has a special plastic aravos keeper, etc.
These methods are usually traditions, passed down in families, and they all work equally well. (ie. not at all.)
So I think they are basically a segula.
Well, my aravos look terrible. Much worse than usual. (They may have started off that way?) So I think my segula was no good.
Does anyone have a better segula for me? Do you think if I spell out “arava” with tehillim 119, it will help? What if I make challah 40 times with some arava in it?
Please help quick.
October 16, 2011 2:25 pm at 2:25 pm #1101011bezalelParticipantWhat was your segula?
October 16, 2011 2:32 pm at 2:32 pm #11010122scentsParticipantThe best method of keeping the fresh, is to double wrap them with plastic. That’s what I did last year.
This year I followed the MG”A and bought new ones.
October 16, 2011 2:33 pm at 2:33 pm #1101013usa-tralianParticipantBuy a new set??
October 16, 2011 2:42 pm at 2:42 pm #1101014ItcheSrulikMemberThe best segula is to give lots of money to the ehrliche yidden selling aravos on chol hamoed. That’s what I do.
October 16, 2011 8:00 pm at 8:00 pm #1101015HaLeiViParticipantHey, that’s great, Itche!)
October 16, 2011 10:55 pm at 10:55 pm #1101016ToiParticipantdid you here about the lady in meah shearim that had a baby on her 90th birthday? she gave ten sheq to kupaqt hha’ir and meant to dial 3 for long life, but hit 4 instead for bonim zcharim!
October 17, 2011 2:58 am at 2:58 am #1101017Bar ShattyaMembertoi
Yeah i heard about that lady. i think thats how sarah had yitzchok.
October 17, 2011 3:10 am at 3:10 am #1101018good.jewMemberToi, it is a good thing she did not give 20 sheq, or she would have had twins. And how would she have dealt with that?
October 17, 2011 3:28 am at 3:28 am #1101019real-briskerMemberHey popa this is one of my pet peeves. People spend literally HUNDEREDS of dollars on a “beautiful” esrog, but that is it they know.
Why when chol hamoed comes around and the aravos are black, speckled, dried out, crunching away… cant they afford the extra buck and buy fresh and healthy ones????? argh!!!!
October 17, 2011 4:30 am at 4:30 am #1101020YW Moderator-42ModeratorThe best segula is to take them out and whack them against the chazan who is taking too long for Hallel… then buy new ones
October 17, 2011 4:39 am at 4:39 am #1101021TheGoqParticipant42 u crack me up
October 17, 2011 5:15 am at 5:15 am #1101022BSDMemberKeep them in a flower pot until they take root, and shake it while attached.
Or…
Every day, shake it in the air in 6 different directions (preferably with the other minim). This is guaranteed to work for at least 1 day (Did you ever see black aravos on day 1?)
I have seen many peaople do this, and that, my friend, is testimony to its efficacy.
October 17, 2011 6:33 am at 6:33 am #1101023commonsenseParticipantbuy new like everyone else whose arovos look nice.
October 17, 2011 3:00 pm at 3:00 pm #1101024JotharMemberPoppa, all segulos work assuming you have the right kavanos and you follow the instructions to the letter. It took me months to get my silver segula ring of power correct from following the footnote in the kav hayashar, and the +hit and +dam values are still off.
You must remember that the aravos represent those who have no Torah and no mitzvos, and are thus easily affected by the havlei olam. The more exposure to hevel, the worse they are. So the segulah is a 3-parter:
1. the foil must be long enough to engulf the entire aravos to protect them from the havlei olam , and the Aravos must be kept in them at all times when not in use to minimize exposure to the tum’ah of the olam.
2. Torah is compared to water, and the aravos desperately need water to minimize the pernicious effects of the havlei olam. so the foil must be lined with a wet paper towel long enough to engulf the entire aravah. If the towel dries up, the water must be replaced.
3. Hislahavus is great for tefila but bad for learning, which is best done with a kerirus hada’as. So the package must be stored in the fridge, and (this was probably your mistake) the FRIDGE MUST BE PLUGGED IN.
Finally, letting your wife borrow your arbah minim seems to cause the wilting to accelerate. This is for one of 2 reasons:
1. Women, as they are on a higher spiritual plane, do not understand how exposure to the havlei olam hazeh ruins the amei ha’aretz represented by the aravos. So they leave them exposed to the hevel more than they should be.
2. “bah isha, ba satan” has a very bad effect on amei ha’aretz who don’t have Torah to be magna umatzla. so mere exposure to women can wilt the aravos and make them meisim afilu bechayeihem.
October 17, 2011 6:50 pm at 6:50 pm #1101025twistedParticipantTry science instead of segula. In the NY area and most temperate zones, the salix purpura is common,(cultivated and prized for basketweaving) and it is overloaded with rooting hormone. Start some days before yomtov. Take fresh looking arovos, and re-cut the bottom of the stems by about a centimeter. If you can manage to do this under water even better. ( there are cutters of this type for flower stems, with a cutter rigged over a water container. The cut should be angled. Trim up some leaves and stand so the stem is in water with no leaves, and set in dark, so the water needs of the leaves is reduced. Sooner or later root nibs will appear. This is the ideal time to use them, and return them back to the wet dark conditions as soon as practical. If the rootlets are not to badly beaten up, you will have a seven day arava. Or, you can buy 14 aravos, keep them in the same condition, and use as needed. In a weeks time the roots will get larger, but they will stay fresh. Consider yourself lucky, the celo packed refrigerated floppy aravos in EY(salix alba) have no such recovery capacity.
October 17, 2011 7:17 pm at 7:17 pm #1101026chanieMemberPray for ????, then you will be in ??????? and have only one day to do the ???? ????. That’s assuming you don’t purchase your Aravos a month before Yom Tov ?.
October 17, 2011 7:24 pm at 7:24 pm #1101027BaalHaboozeParticipantBlack iz beautiful, and if any ‘a you racists have anythin’ against ma’ beautiful black aravas, I’ll contact the authorities, ta’ make sure your racial slurs don’t go unpunished! Besides deyz looks great next to ma brown ethrog!
…what?…
October 17, 2011 8:05 pm at 8:05 pm #1101028JotharMemberChanie, when moshiach comes we will all be in the beis hamikdash and will need to take the arba minim for 7 days medi’oraysah.
October 17, 2011 8:19 pm at 8:19 pm #11010292scentsParticipantDon’t worry, Poppa will always find something to complain about!
October 17, 2011 9:12 pm at 9:12 pm #1101030🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantYou should check your history books. Julius Ceasar used to wear them behind his ears to emulate the Jews cuz he thought they were doing it to be cool. Really they were just keeping their aravos fresh.
October 17, 2011 10:27 pm at 10:27 pm #1101031chanieMemberJothar; Thank you for the correction. In the times of the Bais Hamikdash they were taken all seven days. It was only everywhere else it was taken on the first day. See Sukkah 41a.
October 17, 2011 10:59 pm at 10:59 pm #1101032600 Kilo BearMemberkeeping their aravos fresh?
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It’s late here and I almost read that as “keeping their aveiros fresh!!!!!!”
Regarding aveiros, I am an expert.
Regarding aravos, I can’t help you. We have an aravos tree on every block here and I take what I need except on Hoshana Rabba when I pay kids from our community to cut them as is the tradition here.
October 18, 2011 9:06 am at 9:06 am #1101033BSDMember600- you have an aveirus tree on your block?! tsk tsk
chanie T.-impressive, but maybe stick to tzena urena
February 13, 2012 10:01 pm at 10:01 pm #1101034HaQerMemberThe Best Time Tested Segulot
Segulah for recovery from illness: Go to a doctor (Berachot 60a; Bava Kamma 46b)
Segulah for longevity: Lead a healthy lifestyle (Rambam Deos 4:20)
Segulah for marriage: Look for a suitable wife (Kiddushin 2b)
Segulah for shalom bayis: Love and forbearance (Sanhedrin 7a; Bava Metziah 59a)
Segulah for kavanna in prayer: Take it seriously (Berachot 5:1)
Segulah to prevent drowning: Learn how to swim (Kiddushin 30a)
Segulah for honest parnassa: Learn a profession (Kiddushin 30a)
Sehulah for pure faith: Don’t believe in segulot (Devorim 18:13)
February 13, 2012 11:35 pm at 11:35 pm #1101035ED IT ORParticipantSehulah for pure faith: Don’t believe in
segulot (Devorim 18:13)
LOL
February 14, 2012 2:40 am at 2:40 am #1101036ZeesKiteParticipantJust in time for this week’s parsha “?????? ?? ?????”
February 15, 2012 3:24 am at 3:24 am #1101037147ParticipantWe have another 229 days until Sukkos, so plenty of time till we reach this issue, so why fuss about it now?
February 15, 2012 11:35 am at 11:35 am #1101038My favorite is the sgulah of how to make your hot tea cool down:
Read perek ??”? three times.
Then your tea is cold.
I have this one from (great)grandchildren of Rav Eliashiv ????”? so it’s a very reliable sgulah!
February 15, 2012 2:23 pm at 2:23 pm #1101039popa_bar_abbaParticipantSee, I didn’t click on this thread yesterday, because I assumed it was just another dumb segula thread.
But it was my dumb segula thread!
Thanks for bumping!
February 16, 2012 7:02 am at 7:02 am #1101040mexipalParticipantsegula for all other segulos to work:wake up at alos hashachar every morning for about three weeks and four days. Every morning jog around your city whilr reciting the entire sefer tehillim baal peh at least three times. Then kiss your aravos that you saved from succos seven years ago and the matzah saved from pesach thirteen years ago. Then and only then you should paint your face black with yellow stripes across and walk to work while saying “Ani Pesi”.
Or you could find segulos that are actually brought down in seforim. or better yet, DAVEN TO HASHEM, he loves us and is always listening.
October 3, 2012 4:27 am at 4:27 am #1101041popa_bar_abbaParticipantBump
October 3, 2012 4:47 am at 4:47 am #1101042PurimMashgiachMemberMine never go brown and I’ll tell you why. You see my father has inherited this way of doing things from my great great grandfather in law, and this is how I do it. First thing when I buy them, I hang them in my dining room upside down from the chandelier, then I leave them ther for 2.6 hours and then bake them at 350 for ten minutes. Then when I put them in the lilav sleeve, I wrap it in a yellow towel, that I saturate with exactly 2 cups of water mixed with 1 tbs of vinigar and 1 shot of triple sec. And put it in a moldy lulav case that has my lulav from the year before (I keep it there year to year). Use green rubber bands to keep the towel on.
This works so well, I never buy more than 1 set of aravos a year. Also, no one sits near me during davening so I have plenty of space to do my naanuim (I hold according to the shita that says you need to walk 4 feet three times in each direction). So far I have not had any problems, so if anyone would like to try it, I would love to know what you think of it.
October 3, 2012 8:52 am at 8:52 am #1101043ChortkovParticipantMine never go brown and I’ll tell you why. You see my father has inherited this way of doing things from my great great grandfather in law, and this is how I do it. First thing when I buy them, I hang them in my dining room upside down from the chandelier, then I leave them ther for 2.6 hours and then bake them at 350 for ten minutes. Then when I put them in the lilav sleeve, I wrap it in a yellow towel, that I saturate with exactly 2 cups of water mixed with 1 tbs of vinigar and 1 shot of triple sec. And put it in a moldy lulav case that has my lulav from the year before (I keep it there year to year). Use green rubber bands to keep the towel on.
We must be related!!! DO NOT under any circumstances drop any hints as to who you are on the Coffee Room, but i have the same ????? from my Shvigger, may she rest in pieces. Just instead of put it in a moldy lulav case that has my lulav from the year before , we add a step to the previous level:
Saturate with exactly 2 cups of water mixed with 1 tbs of vinegar and 1 shot of triple sec.
— Mix this in a pattern of seven times, followed by one anti-clockwise, until the mixture is thick enough. Then, as you pour it on, pledge 180 X [Gematria of your name] X [Gematria of Mothers Name] X 277 (Gematria of ????) IN DOLLARS ONLY to Kupat Ha’ir.It is nice to meet you, o relative of mine!
October 3, 2012 9:41 am at 9:41 am #1101044haifagirlParticipantSegulah for marriage: Look for a suitable wife (Kiddushin 2b)
So that’s my problem! I guess I’ll just have to start looking for a suitable wife.
October 3, 2012 10:23 am at 10:23 am #1101045Lechayim120MemberI put my husband’s lulav in a cup of water and keep it in the basement where it is cooler. The aravos and hadassim are wrapped in paper towels that have been someone moistened and then put foil around that to keep the moisture in. When not in use, the entire lulav with the wrapped aravos and hadassim sit in this cup of water. Hope this helps.
October 3, 2012 9:00 pm at 9:00 pm #1101046The Best BubbyParticipantMy husband always puts the aravos and hadassim wrappped into a damp kitchen towel, and then puts in the fridge on a shelf. They are always fresh, even the last day, like the first day. Hope this helps you.
Gut Moed and G’mar Tov to all!
October 3, 2012 10:59 pm at 10:59 pm #1101047ToiParticipanti cant understand why no-one has imported american aravos to israel. israeli ones are junk. they die in a day. american ones can last the whole succos if kept right.
October 3, 2012 11:02 pm at 11:02 pm #1101048popa_bar_abbaParticipantisraeli ones are junk. they die in a day. american ones can last the whole succos if kept right.
??????? ?? ??? ????
October 4, 2012 5:53 am at 5:53 am #1101049Sam2ParticipantLechayim: There’s a serious Shaila about doing that.
October 4, 2012 6:14 am at 6:14 am #1101050What is the shaila and who paskens pro or con?
October 4, 2012 6:30 am at 6:30 am #1101051Sam2ParticipantI don’t know who says what, but I was told that several major Poskim Passul Arbah Minim if they are Mevushalim. And since Kavush Kimvushal, if they’re sitting in the water for 24 hours straight then we’d say they’re Mevushalim and P’sulim.
October 4, 2012 8:57 am at 8:57 am #1101052ItcheSrulikMemberToi: I don’t know what you’re talking about. This is the first time I’m in Israel for Sukkos and it’s also the first time my aravos are still perfectly fresh on day 4. We should import Israeli aravos in America.
October 4, 2012 9:09 am at 9:09 am #1101053ToiParticipantpba- to clarify, the ones available for purchase here are junk. maybe theyre picked and packaged in turkey. what shaychis to diba al haaretz. youre pretty dumb.
October 4, 2012 2:25 pm at 2:25 pm #1101054WIYMemberSam2
Well it would have to be an exact 24 hours and if Lechayim does it at some point after her husband comes home and he takes the lulav the next morning before Davening its only about 22 hours.
October 4, 2012 2:31 pm at 2:31 pm #1101055🍫Syag LchochmaParticipanthaifagirl – that was really funny!
P.S. We always think of you (more than usual) at this time of year.
October 4, 2012 4:22 pm at 4:22 pm #1101056Sam2ParticipantWIY: Leaving it over Shabbos Chol Hamoed would be a problem. Also, if he puts them back after Minyan then goes to a later minyan the next day you could have 24 hours.
October 5, 2012 12:32 am at 12:32 am #1101057fortheloveoftorahMemberSeptember 30, 2015 2:24 am at 2:24 am #1101058popa_bar_abbaParticipantThis year I have a very large and heavy lulav. Very hard to walk around for hoshanos with it. Perhaps if my aravos wilt and dry it will weigh less.
September 30, 2015 3:21 am at 3:21 am #1101059☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantThis year I have a very large and heavy lulav. Very hard to walk around for hoshanos with it.
But great for whacking the guy in front of you.
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