My hobbies are swordfighting and hunting buffalo and other disappointing details

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  • September 13, 2013 4:49 am at 4:49 am #610609
    eclipse
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    What IS it with profiles on dating websites anyway?

    Is there anyone NORMAL on a dating website?

    Every few months I feel inclined to do something proactive….and each time I ask myself why I don’t remember from the last time that the only ones who contact me are either double my age, half my age,remind me of “Hahu Gavra”, or hunt buffalo?:)

    September 13, 2013 5:25 am at 5:25 am #975861
    eclipse
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    Oh, and here’s a little spoof on “What I’m Looking For”:

    Although I myself am a young-looking 97 year old man with 3 teeth, I am looking for a tall, slender, elegant woman who knows exactly when I want her to talk and when I feel like stuffing her mouth with a sock. A woman who loves to cook, clean and entertain many diverse guests, as well as travel, sew, hike, go camping, sing opera, and go bungy-jumping, because as you know, those traits usually go together. I would like to have children of my own even though I’m 97, and I’m not sure if I want to relocate from my thatch-hut in Pompeii at this time. Are you the one for me? E-mail me, and let’s go on that mystical, joyous,spirital road as one unit!

    September 13, 2013 4:21 pm at 4:21 pm #975862
    Bookworm120
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    Why would anyone want to hunt buffalo when they can hunt velociraptors??? *scratches head* What IS the world coming to these days?

    September 13, 2013 4:50 pm at 4:50 pm #975863
    Redleg
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    Actually, buffalo hunting is pretty boring. Most huntable buffalo are raised on private reserves where shooting one is like shooting a dairy cow. No “hunting” involved.

    September 13, 2013 5:08 pm at 5:08 pm #975864
    akuperma
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    Fencing is a honorable sport (modest clothing, no physical contact, masks, etc.).

    Why one would do anything in Buffalo is beyond me. The place has seen better days. Even Albany and Cleveland have better prospects.

    September 13, 2013 8:23 pm at 8:23 pm #975865
    popa_bar_abba
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    When I was in yeshiva, we noticed that everytime the gemara introduced a ???? ????, he ended up doing something idiotic.

    So I decided that ???? probably means “jerk”.

    September 15, 2013 1:18 am at 1:18 am #975866
    eclipse
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    popa: How did you know?:)

    September 15, 2013 7:56 am at 7:56 am #975867
    YW Moderator-42
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    Popa, I thought gavra means “retard”

    September 15, 2013 8:11 am at 8:11 am #975868
    Shopping613 🌠
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    Pants on girls sure is modest….

    Well those are better than my siblings hobbies (ex. Torturing peo..i mean animals, driving cars when they are underage, crashing cars when they are underage, drivkng, drinking, AND crashing when they are underage..ect)

    September 15, 2013 8:12 am at 8:12 am #975869
    Shopping613 🌠
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    Isnt gavra someones username?

    September 23, 2013 4:21 pm at 4:21 pm #975870
    gavra_at_work
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    PBA, Mod42: Love you both too 🙂

    September 23, 2013 6:49 pm at 6:49 pm #975871
    eclipse
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    And to get back on track here…

    Oh, and here’s a little spoof on “What I’m Looking For”:

    Although I myself am a young-looking 97 year old man with 3 teeth, I am looking for a tall, slender, elegant woman who knows exactly when I want her to talk and when I feel like stuffing her mouth with a sock. A woman who loves to cook, clean and entertain many diverse guests, as well as travel, sew, hike, go camping, sing opera, and go bungy-jumping, because as you know, those traits usually go together. I would like to have children of my own even though I’m 97, and I’m not sure if I want to relocate from my thatch-hut in Pompeii at this time. Are you the one for me? E-mail me, and let’s go on that mystical, joyous,spirital road as one unit!

    Yes, you heard that earlier….

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