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Hello everybody. I recently had a close encounter with an alien spacecraft. If anyone experienced such a thing lately, I have a few questions.
Do not answer if you do not take this thread seriously. They are out there, and you may be next.
Ha ha. Silly. THAT WAS ME.
Scared you, didn’t I?
(next time I’m gonna press the little red “zap” button)
um….uh huh, riiiight.
Oh, sooo sorry. See, deep down (deepest of the deep) I’m all serious. I do not know of jokes. I can’t fathom why someone would want to joke. The whole concept of jokes, jester, laughter, merriment, banter etc. is totally foreign to me. It’s just that my outer self (close to outer space) takes precedence.. takes on a life of its own..
Truth is I was kidding. I’ll let you in on a tinny secret. That button is really shinny orange.
That wasn’t a spacecraft that was my pet rock
Can you describe your encounter?
I was wondering why that UFO was getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
the internet has a lot of conspiracies. it’s not very reliable.
i have had weir dreams at times
First off I do not think you are crazy I believe you saw what you say you saw, there might be an explanation for this or there might not there are things that happen that we cannot account for.
Only 7 lights?, Froggie i think you have a bulb out.
Methinks it was a flying lukshen kugel eater
Aah! that translates to “PLEASE LEAVE YOU’RE IN A LANDING ZONE”. Or it anagrams to “Ebb Bible Bib Bells” with the letters “Qi” left over
pixelate,
What you described very well may be explainable by a terrestrial craft rather than an extraterrestrial spacecraft. Usage of unmanned drones has increased in recent years, and at nighttime, many of these drones would appear as formations of discs of light. The drone itself or equipment on the drone may also explain the strange noises you heard.
Amazon delivery?
Don’t try that cauldron again!
Perhaps it was the Malaysian jet?
How big was it?
I’ve seen drones in flight before, alot of them and green/red lights on them.
OK, so let me continue..
When I saw this individual so “interested” in my family’s private details (and daughters), I ran and jumped into one of my latest models and went for it. I decided to give him a run for his money. If he’d just peer closer, he’d see me rolling with laughter.
Sort of just testing HIM out to see how he’d react.
FAILED, FAILED, FAILED!!
It escaped from Area 51, of course!
Once I saw a 51st century spaceship being flown by a 1940s RAF captain. He was carrying a banana.
Could be a drone, and if so, lucky you, to be alive.
Little Froggie: what model spaceship do you have?
It’s called the Apollo Maria (space, ship).
I generally use it for the company I own, “Tzufloigen”. Our motto: “We get you spaced out”.
(Boy did it work on this fellow, he’s still shaking..)
Can I borrow one of your older models? my spaceship broke down. I was planning on visiting earth but my asteroid belt was making a weird squealing noise so I stopped off at Pluto to get it fixed and they said it will take two or three light days
I’m not saying what you saw wasn’t real. Maybe it was. But keep in mind that studies show that a sizable proportion of people (at least 10% or so, and in some studies it’s as high as 30% or more) report experiencing a hallucination at some time in their lives.
The Zohar says that many who escaped the destruction of the Tower of Babel did so by
relocating to Inner Earth. Inner Earth has long been said to be the domain of the fallen
angels and the Nefilim mentioned in Genesis 6. Inner Earth is said to also be the domain of
many animals which we have long considered to be mythological, such as the unicorn, the
phoenix, the minotaur, centaur and dragon (ref. Hesed L’Avraham 2:4).
TB/xB
I already sent one. It has landed 1.3 feet in back of you.
The last flying saucer I saw was in Middle Earth, it was thrown at me by a talking tree
TO tell you the truth, i never saw it inside. but i did Google him (Rabbi Avraham Azulai, author of Chesed L’Avraham, an intense Kabbalah sefer)and the sefer saying that and youd be surprized what i found. the abouve quote is from this “one-eyebrow-lifting” article i “just happened” to “bump” into – no links – Moderator-100
what ever he says in the article i dont know how to trust, but i do know that the chessed lavraham says that bec. its quoted a number of times in various places.
Aaahh!!! so that’s what it was. Gravity here is so weak that I’m waiting for it to come back after it bounced
YW Moderator-42: that was no talking tree that was me
flying saucers are all too common in homes where shalom bayis is lacking. they are usually accompanied by flying plates and bowls.
Mostly teacups.
Pix was this a joke?? I hope not I tried to validate your feelings because i felt you were sincere.
Goq, by calling it feelings you are mocking him. If you would validate his experience, that would be nice.
ezlev, theres a reason why your not supposed to learn that. funny, same guy who learns kabbalah believes in aliens. now that is a kav
Perhaps if you wouldn’t have run or freaked out they would have had time to turn on their BetaPictorical keplerian language translation beta prognosticator and you would have understood what they were trying to say. Maybe they needed help!
Oy vey-
I didn’t learn it… I found it. Please don’t mock me sharing with you something interesting that I found that just happens to quote holy sources
So your saying I deserve to be mocked? Pixelate? Help me. Wat did I do rong?
No. Not at all. I’m just curious if any one looks into my comment since its an interesting one.your thread is where its located. I gotta tell people where to look…
By the way what does “The biggest mockery is to feign thy mocker is being mocked” (pixelate, 2014) mean?
OP – “I recently had a close encounter with an alien spacecraft. If anyone experienced such a thing lately, I have a few questions.”
I once thought I had a close encounter with ETs. First I thought it was a pizza pie flying towards me at 100 MPH. Turns out, it was just a pizza slice. It landed in my mouth, as it usually does. So, ask away.
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