1. I came to shul and my friends chumash was open to beshalach. I told him I know it is parshas vaera because my kid is hopping around like a frog and if it was beshalach he’d be drowning paroh in the bath.
2. Agav, I can tell that the play group is run by a woman, because if it was run by a man, my kid would be running around roaring and biting like a lion.
3. There are 7 makos in vaera, from gematria. The gematria of vaera is 208, add up the 2, 0, and 8, makes 10–and we know there are 3 in parshas bo, so there must be 7!