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I have mosquitoes in my house. They can’t be coming from outside because it’s too cold for them to survive outside.
What do I do?
Kill them
Where else can they come from? Sounds like you need an exterminator.
Do you have standing water in your house?
How many mosquitos are you talking about? Most likely it’s just a few that have found shelter in a shed etc. and somehow sneaked into your house.
At least in NYC, it hasn’t been all that cold this season yet, so it’s also possible they’ve survived under bushes etc. IIRC, the average mosquito lives for about 30 days. I don’t think it’s warm enough for them to breed though.
I also have a lot in my house recently and we didn’t really have in the summer. A few of my neighbors also complained about this. It’s so weird …
Ask them if they’re pregnant. Only the pregnant ones will suck your blood.
Also, they sense people via their carbon dioxide emissions. Exhales and bodily odors/off-gassing, so put up fans around you to prevent them from finding you.
Besides living in terror, you can negotiate a deal so they leave you hostages alone.
I suggest offering them a helicopter, 5k, and six CR usernames.
Actually, if you get them a mini-laptop, then they’ll be too busy on CR to notice you slowly carrying the thing outside.
Or… invite a lizard or frog to spend Shabbos with you. You won’t even have to cook anything special. They’ll devour your hostage takers.
Yes only one or 2 really but usually do not have any at all in the winter it’s strange
yrekusiel11 do you live with Meno?
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