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  • March 15, 2013 5:56 pm at 5:56 pm #938433
    shnitzy
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    What a sweet offer…*blushes*

    after YOU STOLE IT?!?! Not a chance.:P

    March 15, 2013 6:45 pm at 6:45 pm #938434
    fkelly
    Member

    But you might not be able to find it if I’m not with you.

    March 15, 2013 9:33 pm at 9:33 pm #938435
    shnitzy
    Member

    Weeeeeeell…

    March 16, 2013 9:18 pm at 9:18 pm #938436
    realtalk
    Member

    I take the brains and use it like an external hard. There’s only so much my brain can hold.

    March 16, 2013 9:19 pm at 9:19 pm #938437
    realtalk
    Member

    fkelly- its not possible that u have shnitzy’s brain because I got it first. Once it’s in my possesions…

    March 17, 2013 12:44 am at 12:44 am #938438
    shnitzy
    Member

    Oh great. Now, one of you must be lying.

    March 17, 2013 3:34 am at 3:34 am #938439
    fkelly
    Member

    No way! I took it! You must be confusing his with someone elses…

    March 17, 2013 3:40 am at 3:40 am #938440
    shnitzy
    Member

    My brain is very unique

    March 17, 2013 3:44 am at 3:44 am #938441
    fkelly
    Member

    Clearly! It’s quite interesting to study it, I must say!

    March 17, 2013 3:45 am at 3:45 am #938442
    sharp
    Member

    You’ll need your brain shnitzy. Make sure to get it.

    March 17, 2013 3:47 am at 3:47 am #938443
    fkelly
    Member

    Have no fear, he’s working on it!

    March 17, 2013 3:48 am at 3:48 am #938444
    shnitzy
    Member

    I’m tryyyyyyyying

    March 17, 2013 3:49 am at 3:49 am #938445
    fkelly
    Member

    Youre nearly there!

    March 17, 2013 5:57 pm at 5:57 pm #938446
    shnitzy
    Member

    The doors are locked for Pesach cleaning. Now what?!

    March 17, 2013 6:43 pm at 6:43 pm #938447
    notasheep
    Member

    I finally found my brain! It was hiding behind the couch among all the chocolate wrappers…

    March 17, 2013 8:25 pm at 8:25 pm #938448
    shnitzy
    Member

    SCHMERLING chocolate wrappers.

    Any keys people??

    March 17, 2013 9:38 pm at 9:38 pm #938449
    notasheep
    Member

    not schmerling. paskez milk munch, pesek zman and kliks.

    and I threw the key in the river, sorry.

    March 17, 2013 11:43 pm at 11:43 pm #938450
    shnitzy
    Member

    YOU DID WHAT?!

    March 18, 2013 12:51 am at 12:51 am #938451
    fkelly
    Member

    Keys?? In the DOM??

    March 18, 2013 1:24 am at 1:24 am #938452
    shnitzy
    Member

    It’s been improved since Potters time. For some reason, they have this irrational fear that someone will break in looking for a brain…

    Maybe they got that from a prophecy or some`in, I dunno

    March 18, 2013 12:51 pm at 12:51 pm #938453
    notasheep
    Member

    You heard me. I threw it in the river. River Tyne, to be exact (it’s the nearest one to me).

    March 18, 2013 1:41 pm at 1:41 pm #938454
    fkelly
    Member

    I wouldnt call keys an improvement! Thats so like dark ages!

    March 19, 2013 12:08 am at 12:08 am #938455
    shnitzy
    Member

    See, I know it’s a key cuz when I stepped directly in front of the door, a huge cage shot out of the floor surrounding me from all sides. Then, from above dropped a giant flaming monkey. He stretched out his hand and growled “The key. now”. I prevailed upon him the circumstances of my dire quest, but alas, he had no mercy. I was finally rid of him only after spilling my entire mug of coffee over his hairy head. He sizzled and dissapeared. Then, a tiny ant came to my aid unbinding the cage and sending it back into the depths of the earth. I figured I can always find someone to forge me a copy of the key and quickly removed a spare can of playdough from an early adventure with my son this morning. But when I looked to make a soft impression of the keyhole, it was nowhere to be found! So now I am without a key or a keyhole. I learned that I can get rid of monsters with coffee.

    But I still don’t have my brain!

    Any fresh ideas??

    March 19, 2013 12:23 am at 12:23 am #938456
    fkelly
    Member

    I don’t get it, where did the key go? Its gotta be somewhere!

    March 19, 2013 12:46 pm at 12:46 pm #938457
    notasheep
    Member

    I told you already, the key is at the bottom of the River Tyne, cause I threw it in there.

    If you want to go and fetch it, I suggest you wear a hazard suit on top of your diving gear.

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