Mishmar Shaila- Why does everything smell like sweat

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  • October 11, 2011 9:00 pm at 9:00 pm #599923
    Bar Shattya
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    Everywhere I go, everything smells like sweat.

    It can’t be a person because there’s never anyone around me. Ever.

    It can’t be my clothes because it happens even when I switch to my other set.

    It can’t be me because when I turn my head around I still smell it. What could it be?

    I have taken a neder, to be zoche to find the answer, to not take a shower till I find out.

    October 11, 2011 9:12 pm at 9:12 pm #818771
    am yisrael chai
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    I sincerely hope for the sake of the planet that you’ve implemented a DEADLINE to your neder

    October 11, 2011 9:18 pm at 9:18 pm #818772
    Bar Shattya
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    Oh don’t worry. I made the neder that I either have to figure that out, or convince my parents to let me visit them, so I figure it will be pretty soon.

    October 11, 2011 9:22 pm at 9:22 pm #818773
    Chacham
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    you only take showers during the nine days, you dolt.

    October 11, 2011 10:54 pm at 10:54 pm #818774
    Bar Shattya
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    “for the sake of the planet”

    Well bishvili nivra haolam and i cant figger out how it would benefit me to make a deadline.

    October 12, 2011 1:07 am at 1:07 am #818775
    mustangrider
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    are you on any meds we should know about…..?

    October 12, 2011 4:00 am at 4:00 am #818776
    Bar Shattya
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    i’m on meds you shouldnt know about

    October 12, 2011 5:39 pm at 5:39 pm #818777
    metrodriver
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    Bar Shattya; You didn’t have to make a Neder (B’li Neder) to find out the source of your smelling sweat everywhere. You coulda axed me. There are two reasons; 1) Refraining from taking a shower for an extended period of time; 2) Failing to use a deodorant. Now, the main problem is, (In spite of the fact that you hold by the Shitta of “B’shvili Nivrah Haolom”.) that others are smelling it, too. If you keep on this “Mehalech”, you will have scientific proof of “B’shvili Nivrah Haolam”. ‘Cause there will be no one else around.

    October 12, 2011 6:39 pm at 6:39 pm #818778
    bpt
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    The reason you smell sweat at mishmar is because instead of eating supper, the guys are shooting hoops before going back to the bais.

    At 1st Seder, everyone smells like a bouquet of flowers. Ditto for 2nd seder. But at mishmar? Its Eau de Wilson

    October 19, 2011 7:07 pm at 7:07 pm #818779
    popa_bar_abba
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    I figured it out. You put too much stuff in the washing machine and your clothes smell like sweat.

    The solution is to spray your clothes with deodorant after you take them out of the dryer.

    Alternatively, you can put a wax deodorant stick in the dryer with your clothes, and put it on high heat.

    October 19, 2011 7:13 pm at 7:13 pm #818780
    rasha gamur
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    It’s pashut disgusting not to take care of body odor. Yet many people don’t. It’s truly appaling. Once, i was standing next to a chashuv rabbi and boy did he smell. Personally, I think it was a big chillul HASHEM.

    October 19, 2011 7:53 pm at 7:53 pm #818781
    GumBall
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    LOL this thread is SO FUNNY!! im rollin!! lol maybe ur shoes smell like sweat!! lol

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