Yeah, but if you’re going to eat something like crackers or cake that are breadlike but normally mezanos, you still need to wash and say hamotzi if you are going to be eating a lot of it, to fill you up, as a meal.
Better still:- Await Erev Pesach in 72 days, and then even if you want to recite Birkas haMozon, you simply won’t have that option. I sure bet you Peacefull thoroughly enjoy this scenario on Erev Pesach.