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October 23, 2014 12:33 am at 12:33 am #613993Main ManagerMember
Do you know any adult who likes a lollipop? Or even a kid? Why are they invented? And who invented it? I think it’s a stupid invention.
October 23, 2014 3:14 am at 3:14 am #1039700👑RebYidd23ParticipantI like lollipops.
October 23, 2014 3:50 am at 3:50 am #1039701RandomexMemberPopa-esque. Abba-esque.
October 23, 2014 4:46 am at 4:46 am #1039702screwdriverdelightParticipantI think it’s a brilliant invention. It brings fun into mundane acts like eating, and gets kids to eat.
October 23, 2014 5:48 am at 5:48 am #1039703MRS PLONYParticipantHuh? How can you ask such a question? Do you actually know any actual KIDS? Most children like lollipops. As for adults, they’re just hard candy on a stick – if you’d eat a regular sour ball or whatever then the only thing wrong with a lolly is the immaturity factor. (Not that that would bother a lot of CR members, but I’m just sayin’.)
I regularly eat the purple lollies from the assortment because my kids prefer the other colors.
October 23, 2014 4:16 pm at 4:16 pm #1039704👑RebYidd23ParticipantKids are young goats. They are not allowed to eat lollipops.
October 24, 2014 3:33 am at 3:33 am #1039705MRS PLONYParticipantHmph! You never heard anybody refer to children as ‘kids’? And I thought that goats could eat whatever they want.
I think to OP was just in a BAD mood and decided to post a thread deriding something inherently likeable – lollies – just to get on our nerves.
Or else there is some type of secret code meaning that only specific CR members know.
October 26, 2014 1:01 am at 1:01 am #1039706👑RebYidd23ParticipantGoats can eat almost anything, but they can also get sick afterward. And I was kidding.
October 26, 2014 1:36 am at 1:36 am #1039707☕️coffee addictParticipantrebyidd,
so you were being an young goat?
October 26, 2014 1:52 am at 1:52 am #1039708Bookworm120Participant“Do you know any adult who likes a lollipop?”
Well, I know *of* a fictional detective who seemed to really like lollipops.
October 26, 2014 3:13 am at 3:13 am #1039709👑RebYidd23ParticipantI was trying (unsuccessfully) to be a young goat.
October 26, 2014 4:49 am at 4:49 am #1039710sirvoddmortMemberLollipops are (to borrow an incredibly annoying, too often employed Americanism) awesome!
They enable sweets to last for longer, by giving the consumer a choice between eating an entire sweet in one go or getting one’s hands dirty.
I know of several instances of them being used by ex-smokers, when standing with existing smokers, to help resist the urge. And by non-smokers to have something to do in similar situations.
They taste better, due to sweets in general being slightly cloying in excess. A lollipop allows for occasional tasting (this is a different point then above, as the first point concerns pure value for money, this point regards the benefits regarding taste).
From my school days, I recall lollipops being far superior to regular sweets in terms of being able to eat them in class. Regular sweets are difficult to conceal.
And staying with the classroom advantages, the paper stick, when the sweet is finished, provides endless amusement, what with being able to unroll it and doodle on it, not to mention pellets.
And lastly, what’s not to like? It’s sugar on a stick.
October 26, 2014 5:24 am at 5:24 am #1039711RandomexMemberBookworm120: Well, I know *of* a fictional detective who seemed to really like lollipops.
I know of a fictional wizard who really likes lollipops!
(Tense intentional. Don’t mention it.)
[When I saw that Sirvoddmort was the last poster, I was sure I’d
been beaten to it – but I hadn’t. 🙂 ]
And why is no one asking the wrong question? (Or the right one?)
October 26, 2014 5:38 am at 5:38 am #1039714popa_bar_abbaParticipantI saw on a diff web site that when you eat a lollipop, you are really just eating your own flavored saliva.
October 26, 2014 5:42 am at 5:42 am #1039715☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantWhy was a diff web site talking about me?
October 26, 2014 5:45 am at 5:45 am #1039716sirvoddmortMemberI saw on a diff web site that when you eat a lollipop, you are really just eating your own flavored saliva.
Great, I’ll add that to my list.
October 26, 2014 5:48 am at 5:48 am #1039717RandomexMemberDaasYochid:
popa_bar_abba: I saw on a diff web site that when you eat a lollipop, you are really just eating your own flavored saliva.
DaasYochid: Why was a diff web site talking about me?
What?
October 26, 2014 5:59 am at 5:59 am #1039718☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantAm I not “you”?
October 26, 2014 6:06 am at 6:06 am #1039720RandomexMemberDaasYochid:
Am I not “you”?
In that case, it’s hard to understand your question – “Why was a diff web site talking about me?”
October 26, 2014 6:07 am at 6:07 am #1039721☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantI don’t know.. third base!
October 26, 2014 6:11 am at 6:11 am #1039723RandomexMemberDaasYochid:
“Who’s on First” – Abbott and Costello!
The question I was quoting from you was meant to be in
blockquote
but it didn’t work. Something’s gone wrong. Anyway, there wasn’t meant to be a question for in the post – but you didn’t explain.October 26, 2014 6:58 am at 6:58 am #1039724RandomexMemberSirvoddmort mentioned lollipops “being used by ex-smokers[…]
to help resist the urge.”
In fact, this was the purpose they were used for by
Bookworm120’s fictional detective.
October 26, 2014 9:22 am at 9:22 am #1039725lamud vov tzadikParticipantIs there such a thing as those big massive lollipops I remember when I was a kid I used to dream of getting one of those.
October 26, 2014 11:57 am at 11:57 am #1039726ED IT ORParticipantDunno if you can still get those ones but you can get a note 4 which is massive and will be updated to Lollipop
October 26, 2014 1:18 pm at 1:18 pm #1039727Bookworm120Participant@Randomex – Yes, that’s what I’ve heard about why he used lollipops. Apparently, on Telly (intentional pun), they were also starting to ban depictions of smoking.
Would a better question be “Lollipops – who loves ’em?”
October 26, 2014 1:52 pm at 1:52 pm #1039728SayIDidIt™Participantcrazybrit, very cute!
October 26, 2014 4:11 pm at 4:11 pm #1039729ChortkovParticipantFizzing whizbee… Sherbet lemon… Acid Pops!!
October 26, 2014 8:04 pm at 8:04 pm #1039730MRS PLONYParticipantLamed Vov: Just how massive are you talking?
October 26, 2014 9:21 pm at 9:21 pm #1039731lamud vov tzadikParticipantReb Yid your right on target, I also love lollipops.
October 26, 2014 9:21 pm at 9:21 pm #1039732👑RebYidd23ParticipantAcid pops are for children.
November 4, 2014 12:57 am at 12:57 am #1039733👑RebYidd23ParticipantStrike that. Acid Pops are not for anyone under 21 years of age.
November 4, 2014 12:59 am at 12:59 am #1039734Main ManagerMemberLollipops are pretty much as good as acid pops.
November 4, 2014 1:27 am at 1:27 am #1039735bp yiddParticipantI always keep some lolipops on me just in case
November 4, 2014 2:21 am at 2:21 am #1039736👑RebYidd23ParticipantIn case of what?
November 4, 2014 2:29 am at 2:29 am #1039737bp yiddParticipantIn case I get robbed by a gang of children
November 4, 2014 3:26 am at 3:26 am #1039738👑RebYidd23ParticipantI got scared there for a second.
November 4, 2014 3:33 am at 3:33 am #1039739BTGuyParticipantLollipops keep kids busy for a while and there is not much to them.
Adults have them under two conditions: All their kids are enjoying lollipops, or no one else is around.
November 4, 2014 4:24 am at 4:24 am #1039740bp yiddParticipantExactly while they eat the lollipop I run away works every time
November 5, 2014 5:05 pm at 5:05 pm #1039741☕️coffee addictParticipantwhy no q?
I wavered. I thought the title made it obvious that it wasn’t a serious thread so the trolling wouldn’t be too out of place. -29
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