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  • #1221424
    yossi z.
    Member

    It seems I can not stop thinking

    Even while eating or drinking

    With rhymes times five

    I would like to thrive

    At this limericks a-making

    Anyone have a better ending?

    #1221425
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Mazel Tov on the wedding,

    remember to bring with you bedding.

    Give someone the map,

    while you take a nap,

    when to Baltimore you are heading.

    #1221426
    yossi z.
    Member

    Whenever I start to try

    I will never go cry

    If I fail twice

    Or be it thrice

    Never is it bye, bye

    (??? ???? ???? ????)

    #1221427

    limericks are hard why are we here

    i opened this thread while batting a tear

    i really like the poetry thread

    “so ill go back” is what i said

    but the poetry thread was abondoned as i fear(ed)

    #1221428
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    Thus far from what I have found,

    the best one at rhyming a sound,

    is called Daas Yochid,

    its a takeover bid,

    I think HE’S the best poet around!

    DY your lim to yossi is absolutely amazing! Keep it up!

    #1221429
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Yossi,

    Anyone have a better ending?

    thus keeping my brain from shrinking?

    SG,

    Thanks

    #1221430
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Yossi, you gave it a crack;

    now you are getting the knack.

    so I am inviting

    you to keep on writing,

    because you are on the right track.

    #1221431

    daas yochid you really have a skill

    you can rhyme for parnassah and bill

    believe me you would make a lot of cash

    youd have a whole big stash

    but im not so good so ill pop a pill

    #1221432
    smartcookie
    Member

    Daas Yochid, you’re really entertaining

    With this limerick gaming

    I thought I was a poet

    But you’re not even letting show it

    You put my “poetic talent” to shaming.

    #1221433
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Yossi,

    It seems I can not stop thinking

    Even while eating or drinking

    With rhymes times five

    I would like to thrive

    At this limericks a-making

    Anyone have a better ending?

    A tip; sometime with a good rhyme it’s hard to find a good third match – so try switching it to the 3rd and 4th lines. For example:

    I found something at which I thrive

    to write a good limerick I strive.

    I’m constantly thinking,

    while eating and drinking,

    how to do rhyming times five.

    #1221434
    blinky
    Participant

    It’s snowing again in New York City,

    Drivers and walkers I do pity,

    The wind is blowing,

    The inches are growing,

    Making the world quite pretty!

    “I think HE’S the best poet around”- sniff sniff

    #1221435
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Shticky Guy, chayav inish livisumay, smartcookie,

    You’re making it hard to stay humble,

    although my words I often fumble.

    And I’m even worse

    when not talking in verse,

    I then badly stammer and stumble!

    #1221436
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Blinky, please don’t feel bad,

    there’s no reason you should be sad.

    You started this thread,

    and you’re still way ahead.

    Of that you should really be glad!

    #1221437
    yossi z.
    Member

    Yay! I got approval from daas

    😀

    At first I didn’t frickasee*

    But now that I do see

    How to rhyme

    And do it in time

    I will now say wheeee!!!!

    Lol 😀

    *if at first you don’t fricasee fry, fry a hen

    Daas: the whole point was that it was my fifth limerick (though each “stanza” is five lines …)

    This is fun! I am so glad I got “roped” into this!

    #1221438
    yossi z.
    Member

    Daas yochid may I correct

    At driving I’d be a wreck

    But for now I buss

    So please don’t fuss

    I’ll see you when I get back

    A driver’s license I have

    But it would be quite bad

    For on no sleep

    The streets I’d sweep

    With any car I had

    Wheeee!!!! (Again) this is awesome!!! (And extremely fun and entertaining)

    #1221439
    blinky
    Participant

    Yossi Z. you learn quite quick

    How to make up a limerick

    It took me ages

    To compose my first pages

    Now they’re so many its really sick!

    #1221440
    yossi z.
    Member

    At 365 posts we are

    Can’t believe we have come this far

    But we must not stay

    So come out and play

    And raise the limerick bar

    #1221441
    blinky
    Participant

    YossiZ. you are quite mistaken

    365 was already taken

    By a poster blinky

    Which i believe is me

    So post 367 ill now be makin!

    sorry:(

    #1221442
    blinky
    Participant

    You are right daas yochid

    Starting this thread i did

    Sad i should be not

    As I have done a lot

    Yikes! i need help here!

    #1221443
    yossi z.
    Member

    Blinky you are mistaken

    GD forbid I should be claimin’

    365 as mine

    Twas just keeping time

    And now let’s keep on playin’

    What I would like to see

    Swinging from a tree(?)

    A yoda’s rhyme

    From star wars time

    Now what does that make me?

    #1221444
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    You are right daas yochid

    Starting this thread i did

    Sad i should be not

    As I have done a lot

    Yikes! i need help here!

    entertaining many a Yid!

    #1221445
    yossi z.
    Member

    Here is an oldy

    Adjusted to not be moldy

    About a guy

    Who went to lie

    In bed as an old fogey

    It’s raining, it’s pouring

    The old man is snoring

    He bumped his head

    Went back to bed

    And didn’t get up ’till morning

    #1221446
    smartcookie
    Member

    We have salad for supper on this Wednesday afternoon

    & eggplant parmigiana which I’ll prepare soon

    You can all come and taste

    & get some fat on your waist

    Just bring a fork & spoon!

    #1221448
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Today for lunch I had spaghetti

    it took half an hour to get ready.

    I sometimes eat fish,

    as my main dish,

    but pasta is more of a steady.

    #1221449
    eclipse
    Member

    I sit here with plenty to do

    Paid work and paying bills too

    So why am I checkin’

    The CR every second?

    Does this ever happen to you?

    #1221450
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    We now have reached page number six,

    on the thread which contains limericks.

    Come one and come all,

    ’cause we’re having a ball!

    Join us for your daily fix!

    #1221451
    yossi z.
    Member

    Here I am quite bored

    Another limerick thought I’d score

    So here it is

    Oh my gee whiz

    Now let’s hear some more

    Back to brooklyn I must bus

    Though I don’t get the fuss

    There may be snow

    So just go slow

    And your patience please don’t bust

    #1221452
    yossi z.
    Member

    Off to brooklyn I go

    Homeward bound, hey ho

    Then off to bed

    And maybe my head

    Will start it’s spinning no mo(re)

    #1221453
    yossi z.
    Member

    Looks like we have another blunderg

    With brooklyn torn asunder

    Cars stuck on J

    As if they were hay

    Now let’s go have some fun-dur

    #1221454
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    If you’re looking yourself to amuse,

    And are not sure which website to choose,

    There’s one most terrific,

    I’ll be more specific,

    Log onto Yeshiva World News.

    The above mentioned site it contains,

    Threads of fashion, humor and campaigns,

    I’ll discuss it at length,

    If to read you have strength,

    And you wish to make use of your brains.

    There is one particular thread,

    Where some are just too scared to tread,

    Its for only the gifted,

    Who feel uplifted,

    By showing that they’re miles ahead.

    It must be the limerick competition,

    Where those who have skill and ambition,

    Can prove their great strength,

    By discussing at length,

    Any topic of their own volition.

    So click on it now and peruse,

    To read our opinions and news,

    And once you’ve meandered,

    And seen our standard,

    You can then try to send us your views.

    From the opening poster called blinky,

    To regulars eclipse, oomis and smartcookie,

    most posters inspire,

    And you can admire,

    Latecomers DY and Yossi Z.

    Lets see who’s gonna be next,

    At getting us smiling or vexed,

    So if you are smart,

    Please come & take part,

    Reply now and post in your text.

    #1221455
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    I’m sorry that I came so late,

    and for me you did have to wait.

    Your list did not finish,

    i.e. chayav inish;

    of others left out there’s a spate.

    #1221456
    blinky
    Participant

    Oh the frigid winter days,

    At the snow i do gaze,

    My breath does froth,

    As i dream of warm broth,

    In bed i just want to laze!

    #1221457
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Shticky Guy,

    To mention some others we shall,

    we don’t want to leave out a pal.

    You did mention Oomis,

    with poems too good to miss,

    but what happened to Minyan Gal?

    We should not omit Flatbush Dude,

    doing so would be quite rude.

    And old Mr. 80,

    who could be my zaidy,

    has given us some thoughtful food.

    I have to leave now really quick,

    so please help me out, Guy of Shtick,

    name some more rhymers,

    especially old timers,

    and help finish this limerick.

    #1221458
    blinky
    Participant

    I’ve noticed something quite strange,

    The limerickers names did change,

    Abbreviated form,

    Seems to be the norm,

    So for my name can you also arrange?

    Smatcookie became SC,

    Yossi is shortened to YZ,

    Daas Yochid- DY,

    SG for Shticky Guy,

    But what can you do with Blinky?

    #1221459
    yossi z.
    Member

    I really don’t see why

    Blinky should have to cry

    So I was thinking

    Why aren’t we making

    Her/his name B dash Y

    #1221460
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    The answer, B-Y, to your quest,

    which you only made in jest:

    in our names, words two,

    but just one for you.

    You thus differ from the rest.

    #1221461
    smartcookie
    Member

    Blinky, why do you say I became SC

    Oh my! that cannot be

    They won’t know I’m smartest

    And that I love cookies to the heartest

    Smartcookie is what I still see.

    #1221462
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    On abbreviated screen names for Blinky,

    You said you cant have but lets see,

    By your name does appear,

    The sub Blinquie so its clear,

    That from now you’ll be known as BB!

    I was sure when I started my list,

    There would be obvious names that I missed,

    So I apologise,

    To those talented guys,

    It was an oversight I insist!

    So sorry to you chayav inish,

    I re-read my post with astonish,

    I did add you 1st time,

    Then reworded my rhyme,

    I must buy you a bottle of Glenfiddich.

    I did not include minyan gal,

    I wait for her without mazal,

    She has talent real decent,

    But nothing of recent,

    Which is a tremendous chaval.

    Regarding my dear Mod 80,

    He said he finds this thread too weighty,

    So him I did not write,

    Not at all out of spite,

    It is nothing personal, matey.

    Regarding leaving out flatbush dude,

    I’m sorry that I was so rude,

    You have also been quiet,

    A limerick diet?,

    What’s up? Are you not in the mood?

    To anyone else that I missed,

    Its not fair that you I dismissed,

    You are all just great,

    And have added real weight,

    To this thread so keep on and persist.

    #1221463
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    (then BP Totty)

    and also the Persian Queen.

    which reminds me of,

    I cannot leave off of my list,

    the Modern Chareidi Zionist

    The best name, I think,

    and “H Newman” really got the gist.

    To be continued…

    #1221464
    yossi z.
    Member

    Hooray for daas yochid

    Trying to help every yid

    Who posted here

    To be fair

    Now everyone can have a bid

    #1221465
    yossi z.
    Member

    It used to be such a bore

    To clean the kitchen floor

    But now that I’m here

    It is with such cheer

    I ask how can I help more

    #1221466
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    As I go on with this ode,

    We’re proud that this thread,

    has no loshon hora said,

    mutual respect always showed.

    his limerick to read we were craving;

    but it was aborted,

    and now we feel shorted,

    to avoid a lie,

    “Ken Zayn” that I am a naysayer,

    a nice rhyme he did,

    This poem has taken a week,

    I think that enough I did speak.

    I can take my pension,

    once I do mention,

    Now I must this poem conclude;

    I hope I was not misconstrued.

    If I left you out,

    please give me a shout,

    and next time I’ll try to include.

    #1221467
    yossi z.
    Member

    What to do, what to do, what to do

    On nothing I have what to chew

    I could go to bed

    But I think instead

    I will stay here with you

    #1221468
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Good night to you, my dear Yoss,

    go to sleep without making a fuss.

    Although you’re inspired,

    you must be real tired,

    from yesterday’s trip on the bus!

    I hope that the chasunah was nice,

    and nobody slipped on the ice.

    Outside all is frosted,

    and I am exhausted,

    so for tonight, this will suffice.

    #1221469
    yossi z.
    Member

    Daas yochid I must inquire

    Do you think I did not retire?

    I slept all day

    And did not play

    And now I am quite wired

    The chasuna was quite nice

    Thankfully there was no ice

    Though cars got stuck

    Also a truck

    But the bus not for a trice

    I drank nothing with caffeine

    From that I think I’m weaned

    Most of the time

    (I will not whine)

    Too distracted even to read

    I know I went one over

    But please be a good “chover”

    I couldn’t find

    A better rhyme

    To bring my point right over

    #1221470
    yossi z.
    Member

    Daas I just realized

    Why you made your rhyme

    From the time

    I made mine

    It became second to one

    #1221471
    yossi z.
    Member

    Oops that is a bit embarrassing. I would like to replace that last one with:

    Daas I now realize

    Why you made your rhyme

    ‘Tis plain to see

    That before me

    There was yours in time

    #1221472
    yossi z.
    Member

    Oh my! Look at the time!

    The fault now would be mine

    Go now with speed

    For I need

    To wake up before nine

    Limericks wane and wax

    Don’t worry I’ll be back

    After shul

    And then school

    At more I’ll give a crack

    #1221473
    Shticky Guy
    Participant

    I’m jumping and shouting hurray

    At this most fantastic display

    From the lim at the top

    The new posts didnt stop

    We have filled a whole page in 1 day!!!

    If you look at the previous pages

    Filling them all up took ages

    Only once in a while

    A new lim you would file

    But right now the flow simply rages

    Let us all keep up the pace

    Of this mega limerick race

    We could even say

    Lets do a ‘daf’ each day

    In this the thread most ace

    ===

    Daas and yossi: amazing stuff esp the names one!

    Ladies: WHERE ARE YOU ALL?

    #1221474
    yossi z.
    Member

    Here I have one more

    To add to my six score

    We have abunded

    Reached 400

    Please let’s see some more

    (Okay, okay I’ll go to sleep now! Lol)

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