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November 19, 2010 4:58 pm at 4:58 pm #1221270minyan galMember
“Tefillah is so very holy,
So make sure to say each word slowly,
Say every letter right,
Even when time’s tight,
And please help me out with this last line here….. “
smart cookie – the best I can do for a last line is:
And at kiddush you’ll eat roly-poly.
I know it is a little lightweight for the depth of the subject but I cannot think of anything else to rhyme with holy/slowly.
I sincerely apologize for my mis-spelling of YisGadol. I think many of the pronounciation issues arise from the breakneck speed at which many services are davened – particularly Ma’ariv as everyone is in such a hurry to get home.
November 19, 2010 5:44 pm at 5:44 pm #1221271smartcookieMemberMinyan- I thought of that line myself but didn’t think it’s good enough! Sorry!
Anyway, don’t apologize to me! I’m just making people aware of it so we should all say the words right from now on!
November 21, 2010 2:57 am at 2:57 am #1221272Bracha the greatParticipantThese limericks are so very funny
I would not trade them for any amount of money
But I feel quite alone here
There’s no one in school here
would someone help me please?
November 21, 2010 3:57 am at 3:57 am #1221273Bracha the greatParticipantPS I’m in 8th grade
November 21, 2010 6:05 am at 6:05 am #1221274oomisParticipantBracha, your poem’s in need
Of some work to be done with great speed.
Some lines were not rhyming
And off was your timing,
But your efforts were well-meant indeed! 🙂
November 21, 2010 6:21 am at 6:21 am #1221275I can only tryMembersmartcookie–
Last line suggestions:
“betzibur or davening solely”
alternate 1 – “in minyan” instead of “betzibur”
alternate 2 – “when you pray” instead of “davening”
(hope you don’t mind a suggestion – I’d change “every” to “each” on line 3, for balance.)
Bracha the great–
You’re doing great.
Here are a few words you can try to end your last line with:
honey
runny
sunny
bunny
November 21, 2010 7:39 am at 7:39 am #1221276smartcookieMemberOh Bracha dear,
You really don’t belong here,
Such a young yiddish girly
For the internet you’re too early
Rather learn, study, and take care.
November 21, 2010 11:44 am at 11:44 am #1221277minyan galMemberOy vey its snowing AGAIN
For the first time I pray for rain
Inside I’ll stay snug
Like that bug in a rug
Until spring indoors I’ll remain.
November 21, 2010 2:50 pm at 2:50 pm #1221278smartcookieMemberICOT- thanks!
November 21, 2010 8:40 pm at 8:40 pm #1221279smartcookieMemberSunday is a very long day
The kids are so bored and don’t want to play,
All they do is fight
Oh what a sight
Is this the norm? Are we ok?
November 22, 2010 12:39 am at 12:39 am #1221280Bracha the greatParticipantlisten, my entire world has internet, had I not been introduced to it, yes, I probably would have been better off.
BUT
I’ve never gone on Facebook
I get my tehillim names online
I’m HERE
and yes, most of the ppl I know have facebook, twitter, and everything else accounts which I don’t have
November 22, 2010 12:47 am at 12:47 am #1221281Bracha the greatParticipantMy brothers fight night and day
every day from June to May
I think you’re alright
if each other they don’t bite
if they do, what can I say?
I! made! this! up! myself!
PS i have 8 brothers
November 22, 2010 4:10 pm at 4:10 pm #1221282blinkyParticipantBracha the great- yo are in 8th grade, have 8 brothers, what else do you have thats 8 lol.
ICOT- you seem to have a rhyming talent- would you like to contribute to this thread too?
Smartcookie- yes its very normal
minyan gal- its snowing in canada already? Lucky you
November 22, 2010 11:08 pm at 11:08 pm #1221283minyan galMemberBlinky – I live on the prairies and we usually have snow by the end of October. We got off very easy this year as we had a long and mild autumn and didn’t get our first snowfall until this past Friday. But, it has been snowing off and on since and we have had several inches. The snow plows are busy, busy, busy.
November 22, 2010 11:20 pm at 11:20 pm #1221284minyan galMemberI forgot to mention – please check the “Composed Songs” thread. The other day this ridiculous parody of Yankee Doodle popped into my head and I have made a lot of crazy verses for it. I keep adding them and I invite you to do the same – we can aim for composing the longest song, ever. It is very easy – simpler than limericks for sure.
November 23, 2010 2:00 am at 2:00 am #1221285I can only tryMemberblinky, I must thank you, though
I haven’t any rhymes to show
it puts a strain
on my poor brain
and the fuses start to blow
November 23, 2010 4:29 pm at 4:29 pm #1221286blinkyParticipantICOT claims his brains too slow,
And in rhyming he has no go,
But to my delight,
he did it quite right,
So I now welcome you to the flow!!
Minyan- see my comment on the composed song thread:)
November 24, 2010 5:00 pm at 5:00 pm #1221287blinkyParticipantWinter is coming this year,
You can feel the chill in the air,
Snowmen and snowflakes,
Shovels instead of rakes,
Boots, hats, and gloves for the wear.
November 25, 2010 12:50 am at 12:50 am #1221288minyan galMemberI haven’t been here very much
And feel I’ve been out of touch
My back’s been sore
I’ll say no more
To bore you with my woes and such.
I can’t believe we’ve had so much snow
At least its not forty below
It will be quite soon
Just about one more moon
And on my vacation I’ll go.
An aliyah I think I will make
But mine will kind of be fake
Instead of Yisroel
Which really would be swell
Miami’s the route I will take
November 26, 2010 2:01 am at 2:01 am #1221289Shticky GuyParticipantA pharmacist from Bangalore
Unfortunately he is no more
He got thirsty and so
He drank some H20
Which was really H2SO4
November 26, 2010 11:17 am at 11:17 am #1221290minyan galMemberBecause this week’s seemed very long
I’ll greet Shabbat with joyous song
I’ll welcome the coming night
With the glow of candlelight
And hope to be with friends among.
A peaceful and joy filled Shabbat to all of you.
November 26, 2010 4:26 pm at 4:26 pm #1221291blinkyParticipantshticky guy-welcome to this thread
Minyan gal- amazing as always (by the way i put an addition in the composed song thread im curious what you think)
And here is another one of my good shabbos limericks!
The table is set the house is clean,
The sky has a beautiful sheen,
The sun is setting,
While everone is getting
Ready to greet the queen.
Have a great shabbos!!!
November 26, 2010 6:33 pm at 6:33 pm #1221292smartcookieMemberWow blinky that’s nice! It’s making me auto calm and relaxed!!!
December 3, 2010 3:42 pm at 3:42 pm #1221293blinkyParticipantLekovod Shabbos we all dress prim,
No matter if you are a “her” or “him”,
Suit pants and white shirt,
Or a nice top and skirt,
In honor of Melech Malchei Hamlachim!
Have a good shabbos and a freilichin chanukah!!
Minyan- WHERE ARE YOU?????
smartcookie- forgot to thank you last week, hope you like this one too!
December 3, 2010 5:21 pm at 5:21 pm #1221294smartcookieMemberBlinky I really do! It’s cute! Now a Chanukah Limerick? Nobody?
December 3, 2010 8:09 pm at 8:09 pm #1221295Dr. DovvshteinMemberHeres a song im working on, it has a tune but i cant exactly post that:
Ur on a boat its on its way
To paradise not far away
To remain ther for eternity
If u sit in the first class
With pleasures no one can surpass
Wen u arrive u will live simply
But if u ride with nothing
On the island u will be a king
The choice is urs – where do u take ur seat?
Chorus:
This world is one big hallway Wer only passing thru
Nothing that u have here Comes with you
U do ur hishtadlus Hashem covers the rest
The only goal we have here Is to stand thru every test
Motor cruise ships left and rite
Seem to carry thru the nite
But wen they fail – they sink in sea
If u don’t give in to the urge
Ur little boat will not submerge
Just set ur sail – the wind comes naturally
December 3, 2010 8:14 pm at 8:14 pm #1221296Dr. DovvshteinMemberThis has similar ideas but its not the song:
Just can’t seem to figur things out
Things aren’t rollin the way they shud
Minds all clouded I duno wat its about
Heads on fire I wud smile if I cud
Ain Od Milvado He’s got it in control
U just do his ratzon and then things roll
Ur heating depression is His fleeting test
Evry little thing that happens is the best
UR best interest not anyone beside
Give it some thot let ur heart decide
It won’t take long
To realize ur wrong
And all thots are long gone
Except for one song…
Ain od milvado hashem is one and true
And His entire world was created just for you
All the mountains and the trees
And that perfect cool breeze
Its all from the One
All for You- his precious son
December 3, 2010 8:16 pm at 8:16 pm #1221297Dr. DovvshteinMemberAnd this is a hakaras hatov song to my yeshiva/rebbi:
Thru the years and all the times
I just can’t seem to speak my mind
To express wats going on inside
Wen I think about the place
The fun and challenges we faced
Iv found the treasure where my heart resides
(Chorus)
Dear rebbi u hav taught me evrything I kno
From amelus batorah and developing midos
Ratzon and bitachon and my job in this world
Rebi ul be always in my heart and soul
The back and forth evryday
Sugyas challenged in every way
Developing our true Yiras hashem
Hashkafa mussar how to live
To learn to grow and mostly to give
Connecting with emotions once again
December 3, 2010 8:18 pm at 8:18 pm #1221298Dr. DovvshteinMembersorry im not exactly sure if this is the right thread for my songs… im not exactly sure what the rules of “limericks” are
December 5, 2010 12:29 am at 12:29 am #1221299smartcookieMemberNice job, Dovv. If you would use spellcheck though, they would be much easier to read.
December 5, 2010 12:35 am at 12:35 am #1221300oomisParticipantLimericks are not songs, but you write well.
The rule of a limerick is that the first two lines and the last line all rhyme with each other – the second two lines are shorter and rhyme with each other. The last line is usually a “punchline” of some sort, but not necessarily.
L’lovod Chanukah
We lit Ner revii tonight
The flames are so shiny and bright.
With great jubilation
And much celebration
I sure am enjoying this sight!
December 5, 2010 12:50 am at 12:50 am #1221301Shticky GuyParticipantA message to poster blinquie
I thank you for welcoming me
But havent you read
My limerics earlier in this thread
I had posted not just one but three!
December 6, 2010 4:30 pm at 4:30 pm #1221302blinkyParticipantoomis1105- wow! I like that one! Good job- keep it up!
A message to the guy thats shticky,
Hope you are not so finicky,
Dont take to heart,
The error on my part,
For missing your limerick-y! 🙂
December 6, 2010 8:49 pm at 8:49 pm #1221303blinkyParticipantSmartcookie- this ones for you, you wanted a chanukah limerick (also if you look in the middle of page 3, there are some chanuka ones that were written in honor of rosh chodesh kislev)
Shticky- Btw, the ones you posted before were not yours AHEM! 🙂
Chanukah is such a blast,
Its going by way too fast,
Tonight is chamishi,
Tomorrows is shishi,
I want it to always last!
December 8, 2010 3:47 am at 3:47 am #1221304frimMemberNo offence but this is getting kind of pathetic,
Not that i’m trying to be a critic,
Yet at once this must stop,
Or i will pop,
there crazy things you call a limerick!!!!!!!!!!
(I’m actually NOT AT ALL against this i find it very amusing but that was the first limerick i wrote and i had no other topic in mind
but i actually think it’s pretty decent!!!)
December 8, 2010 5:46 am at 5:46 am #1221305smartcookieMemberThanks blinky for the Chanukah lim
I enjoyed reading it to the brim
I’m out partying every night
My tiredness is a sight
Let us continue to see more nissim.
December 8, 2010 3:48 pm at 3:48 pm #1221306blinkyParticipantfrim- very good! Come here more often!
smartcookie- your welcome and beautiful limerick too!(it took me a second to get what a “lim” is. LOL
If i have time today ill try to come up with another chanuka one:)
December 8, 2010 7:18 pm at 7:18 pm #1221307blinkyParticipantWe celebrate this week
How we were saved from Greek,
Weak won the strong,
And a jug lasted long,
So Al Hanisim we do speak!
December 8, 2010 11:19 pm at 11:19 pm #1221308frimMemberBlinky – Thank you!!
The end of Chanuka is near,
It won’t come again for another year,
So pack in those parties,
*omg i need help…
December 9, 2010 2:02 am at 2:02 am #1221309smartcookieMemberThe end of Chanuka is near,
It won’t come again for another year,
So pack in those parties, to all of you smarties
And you’ll always have the memories to share!
Ok, I know it could be better!
December 9, 2010 7:09 pm at 7:09 pm #1221310Shticky GuyParticipantI went shopping to get us a wick
and didnt know which ones to pick
cos from floor to the door
he had varieties galore
so i took multicolored for a shtick
Then I looked to buy some olive oil
And made sure also to get foil
Cos otherwise my wife
Would make difficult my life
If my Shabbos room floor did spoil
It is now Zois Chanuka
I’ve had no mess from my menora
But my young daughter Fraidel
Still loves cheating by dreidel
And always wants the biggest latka
Now cos I am such a smartie
And am also exceedingly arty
I dont want to boast
But I’m making the most
Unparalleled Chanuka party!!! 🙂
December 9, 2010 7:21 pm at 7:21 pm #1221311blinkyParticipantWOW! I don’t think google made it up, great job!
I wanted to make a limerick today for zos chanuka but i was out of ideas, yours is great
December 9, 2010 8:01 pm at 8:01 pm #1221312Shticky GuyParticipantFor limericks i have a feel
So it really was not a big deal
To make up this one
I had lots of great fun
And I’m proud of your approval seal
December 19, 2010 1:59 am at 1:59 am #1221313Shticky GuyParticipantThis thread had my favorite rating,
For new posts I was always waiting,
But where are you all now,
If you’ve given up, HOW?
Or are you all just hibernating!!! 🙁
December 19, 2010 3:04 am at 3:04 am #1221314smartcookieMemberYou’re so right Shticky Guy,
This thread was dead, “sigh”,
So prepare your pen
and use your talents again
And keep this thread very high.
December 19, 2010 6:36 am at 6:36 am #1221315eclipseMemberThis site makes me feel like a fool
Checking “last replies” can be a gruel
Will it say from “1 minute”?
Will my last post be in it?
Re-checking is oh-sooo-UNcool!!
December 19, 2010 7:09 am at 7:09 am #1221316vnishmartemmeodMemberlike coming back from the dead
this fun limerick thread
What a pleasant surprise
met my inquisitive eyes
I couldn’t believe what I read
December 19, 2010 7:12 am at 7:12 am #1221317vnishmartemmeodMemberI have so little time as of late
to post, comment or debate
Though the CR at YWN
Is great for rebootin’
I guess it will just have to wait
December 19, 2010 11:06 am at 11:06 am #1221318Shticky GuyParticipantIf new posts you always seek,
Then you cant not post in for a week,
So lets rack our brains,
Before this thread wanes,
Come on ‘Limerickers’, dont be so meek!
December 20, 2010 11:22 am at 11:22 am #1221319Ken ZaynMemberYes at this thread I often peep
And enjoy the limericks quite deep
But although I do delve
I wont write in myself
I’m scared I’ll end up in a heap!
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