Limericks!

We just had Rosh Chodesh Adar

Which tells us that Purim’s not far

So let us restart

For those posters most smart

This limerick thread repertoire

Of costumes original and funny

Like Mr Bean or of Buggs Bunny

Or a shlach monos idea

You saw in Korea

Or good ways to bring in some money

Good Purim Torah we will appreciate

And the author of it you should indicate

(This important feedback

Brings Moshiach as payback)

If unsure then please could you estimate

Make your own Purim categories

Of humor or your Purim stories

We look forward indeed

To your limericks to read

But if you can not then no worries

Mishenichnas Adar marbim besimcha

We’re soon gonna lein the Megilla

Then please do not flunk

The best time to be drunk

As is brought down several times in Kabbalah

Will you dress as a Mexican wall

Or similar ideas of gall

But ensure there’s decorum

Within every quorum

While davening under your shawl

Cause Purim’s extremely Holy

So every Tefillah say it slowly

And you can achieve

More than you can believe

No Tzaddik has the Monopoly

Your davenning nissim you can tell us

Without risking making us jealous

How something you needed

Thru tefillah you succeeded

To avodas Hashem it will propel us

Purim is coming

Let’s gorge on hamentashens

Megillah Esther

If anyone has the patience to dig up the old haiku thread, could they please post it for lightb?

Dr. Pepper, say it ain’t so,
We truly don’t want to see you go.
Please come back and stay,
And have a decaf to brighten up your day.
April the First isn’t the only time,
That we want to read your pearls of wisdom in a day.

Resignation not accepted
After all, you cannot be bested
We expect you every year
Disappoint us, don’t you dear
We will speak to the Mrs.
To make sure you brief absence can be handled
Once you do reappear
Our spirits will be lifted high