excitement.
Have you ever been run over by a truck? How about on a date?
I have been. Run over by a truck on a date. It drove on my car. Luckily, it was on the passenger side.
More luckily, it only broke off the mirror and messed up the bumper, and bent in the wheel well (giving me a chance to show my great strength and bend it back out).
Less luckily, it was totally my fault, so nobody to sue but myself.
More luckily, it didn’t damage the truck, so nobody to sue me.
Less luckily, I can’t get the bumper back in place myself.
More luckily, I can replace the mirror myself for 27 buck.
But in any event, here is the question: Is getting your date run over by a truck a valid way to end a date?