Let’s all be trolls in the same thread

[👑RebYidd23]

Just in one thread, to see what happens.

Also, we should petition the authorities to allow llamas in all cities. Some people may not be able to fall asleep without a llama to guard them.

[Lightbrite]

RebbYidd23 that’s ridiculous and offensive. Everyone knows that llamas are notorious snorers and fall asleep at their posts more often than not. If you want them to guard you, then fine. But when they make the news, like back in March at the Yiddish Torah Country Club for loud and obscene behaviour, why would anyone support the petition?

Maybe if you bribe them with fleishing jerky, or mango jerky, but not for free.

[👑RebYidd23]

You are clearly a plant from the Russian Alpaca Association. Sorry, but llamas are tougher than alpies. Alpacas are cute, cuddly creatures and llamas are stalwart guardians of those who enjoy the soothing sounds of their snores.

[Lightbrite]

I plead the 5th on your first statement.

As for llamas, how is a sleeping llama a successful night guard?

[NeutiquamErro]

Lightbrite:

You cannot selectively plead the Fifth.

[PosterGirl]

All those llama’s work for footsteps and are implanted with a chip to hear who is a good candidate to be schlepped away from yidishkeit. Beware of llama’s.
Also llamas should be spelled with one L.
LAMA
I think we should start a petition to change the spelling.

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