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Why are lefties so discriminated against!?!
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Lefties are always “left” out
Righties are “right” while lefties aren’t rightWhenever one writes in English a lefty smudges the ink while a righty doesn’t (because he’s going in the right direction)
We make up 11% of the world population so that makes us a minority!
We want equal rights!
GAAAA! You even call it “rights”
>Whenever one writes in English a lefty smudges the ink while a righty doesn’t (because he’s going in the right direction)<
Move to EY.
>> Move to EY.
Lefties in EY are as annoying as lefties in USA – except that they are smudged over multiple parties.
Lefties are “sinister”
Lefties are definitely a minority (10%), so they should be accepted with preference to Harvard. Lefties are more curious. Also, most of latest Presidents were lefties and look where it took us!
Ambidextrous is even cooler – they are 10% of 10% …. which relates to synesthesia – ability to combine different senses, like at Har Sinai!
Coffee
YEAH?
And what about when you write in Hebrew? Do you also smudge your words or this time the hillary Leftists win and the righties smudge their writing. How about that?
So at the end of the day lefties are not always the losers and you should instead count your blessings cause hey actually say that lots of doctors And artists are Lefties so you may still one day become a rich Doctor if you stop complaining and instead count your blessings
>I want reparations!<
Oh, okay… then simply put on your thick mustache and sombrero, knock on Cuomo’s door, introduce yourself as Coffeeno Addicto el illegal immigranto and before you can say ‘Sí, se puede’ you’ll have your check.
My pleasure.>African Americans get reparations, Mexicans get amnesty<
Cuomo is trying to give them checks. Google it.
I have some extra lefty mugs if you want
>I know what you mean but it still isn’t reparations<
I don’t know about you, but if somebody gave me free cash, I would say “gracias amigo” and walk away before he can change his mind. Terms like “reparation” or “stimulus check” would not disturb me in the slightest.
… it still isn’t reparations, it’s to make them no different than Americans just like Americans receive unemployment (or even stimulus) so to illegals should get it too
That’s like saying that people who are in prison should get the same privileges as everyone else. For example, other people have the privilege of not being in prison. Therefore, people in prison should be released from prison.
The word “sinister” comes from the Latin word for “left” (spelled the same). On the other hand, Ehud’s left-handedness saved Am Yisrael.
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