(sarcastic but not far off sadly)
Breaking news in Israel!
The Plesner committee has come to the conclusion that all must serve the country fairly, a top official of Russia former communist party and of north Koreas cabinet have joined the Plesner committee.
a decision was passed that all residents of Israel must serve the country fairly.
As of tomorrow M-16s will be handed to all Arabs and frum boys age 18+ all secular isrealis will have to go to kollel for 2 years to learn, all chareidim will have to take on the doctor jobs, all secular teachers must teach limudau kodesh in frum schools etc.
(YNET)