I was happening to look at a catalog and I saw that OT has a lot of rubber ducks in different styles, with and without mustaches. Then I saw that duckies don’t float upright! At least they are honest about that up front, but what are they trying to teach our children?
They make all those adorable duckies, and then they make them unable to swim! Rubber duckies are supposed to be a celebration of these magnificent birds. Instead we are drowning them in effigy. What will we tell our children?