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lol this is a good place for clean chuck norris jokes (posting for future google searches)
Like Corporal Nobbs, Chuck Norris has a certificate to prove he’s human but for a very different reason…
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can delete the
Recycling Bin.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that
Chuck Norris’ PC will crash.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with
a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
When Chuck Norris enters a room,
he doesn’t turn the lights on, he
turns the dark off.
When Chuck Norris looks in a
mirror the mirror shatters,
because not even glass is stupid
enough to get in between Chuck
Norris and Chuck Norris.
Brett Favre can throw a football
over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can
throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris.
He is the end of all things.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes
straight from March 31st to April
2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on
Google it doesn’t say, “Did you
mean Chuck Norris?” It simply
replies, “Run while you still have
the chance.”
Etc etc etc
Chuck Norris got to Meron and back with no traffic.
There is no chin under chuck’s beard, there is only another fist.
Chuck Norris can tell you every one of Joseph’s screennames. He can also moderate moderators and he can even block the Editor!
42- very funny! Does he know the passwords too?
Chuck Norris doesn’t need passwords, he just stares at the screen and it logs him in as a Super-Editor.
Chuck Norris has braile on his foot so blind peoole know what hit them
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