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areivim: hilarious.$
The best investments are the ones never made
-Donald Trump
oh really?? Can Donald please share with us which investments he didn’t make
oh he said that AFTER the market dropped… 20/20 hindsight…
Always remember the golden rule; he who has the gold, rules.
~a~
”The house always wins, unless that perfect hand comes along, & you bet big, & you take the house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
asdfg- is that a quote from a previous addiction?
areivimzehlazeh: ha ha ha!!! maybe!!! you ever heard of the line before???
just found this one. i hope it gets through.
All sin tends to be addictive, and the terminal point of addiction is what is called damnation
“curiosity was framed. ignorance killed the cat”
an open book: lol!
asdf: someone is watching oceans!!!! haha
teen: ha someone knows what i’m talkin abt!!! good to see ya buddy!!!
asdf: yep lol good to see u too
Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools because they have to say something.
moish: good ones there!!!!
moish01: did u say it bec u feel the need to say something 😛
moish: good one.$
teen, no i felt that it was important for you to hear it. just kidding – didn’t have you in mind!
Here is a nice quote, I’m not sure who said it, “Youth is wasted on the young”
A word to the wise isn’t necessary; it’s the stupid ones who need the advice.
kapusta: i like that line.
moish01: lol…never mind then.. no lol 😛
aveirim: i loved this one- never heard it b4:
“a real friend will come visit u in prison…a true freind will be sitting next to you saying…darn we messed up”
u spelled friend wrong so i changed it. sorry if u x lke bein spell checked by others!!)
Just heard this from a frend:
fear knocked at the door, courage answered, Nobody was there!
kapusta: oh is that y no one ever gives me advice? 😛
ames: wow thanx!!! those were really nice!!!
from Exupery’s _The Little Prince_, “It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.”
teen- must be
ames those are great thanx!
copy from one; its plagiarism. copy from two; its research.
here’s a few:
-God not only plays dice. He also sometimes throws the dice where they cannot be seen.
-There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.- -Albert Einstein
-Giving is better than receiving because giving starts the receiving process.
-Men are like steel; both are worthless when they loose their temper.
-We are the people our parents warned us about.
-Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well, I have others.
-I adore political parties. They are the only place left to us where people don’t talk politics.
-Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy — the mother.
-If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
asdf – those are cute
How about “it’s the small difference in each of us that makes the big difference”
ames: thanx, those were great.$
asdfghjkl: they’re great.$ 🙂
I have a few:
– if your in a hurry, you may never get there.
– The one who plants the tree is not the one who sits in its shade.
– Don’t fear going forward slowly: fear only standing still.
– If you don’t want anyone to know, don’t do it.
22oldgold- you’re becoming a real CR veteran. Great quotes
22OldGold & qwertyuiop & ames: thanx!!!
a nickle buys you a subway ticket but garlic gets you a seat
22OldGold: nice ones there too!!!
cheese cake: hee hee evilish!!! a nickle buys you a subway ticket what is this the 1940’s????
for all you out there: reden iz zilber shveigen is gold. get the message
ames,
asdfghjkl’s quote about G-d & dice is a reference to Einstein’s famous quote, “G-d does not play dice”.
shveigen?? I can’t google that ;)- someone please translate (and I thought I knew yiddish)
aveirim: shveigen-silence is golden!!!
this ones one of my favorites!! sorry it’s in yiddish,i’ll provide a translation!!!
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translation–man plans & go-d laughs!!!
asdfg- you have a better yiddish than me?? can’t be 😉
ps- you always make my name look like pluralized “aveiroh”s!
asdfg- THAT is really my favorite quote. I use it all the time… puts some humor into a dire situation
areivimzehlazeh: ha sorry abt messing with your name!!! i’ll go back to cut & pasting it from now on!!!! abt shveigen-i actually kinda figured that one w/o actually knowing what the word meant!!! i actually speak yiddish fluently!!!
areivimzehlazeh: i use it too all the time!!! makes me smile every time!!!
i use it too all the time!!! makes me smile every time!!!
asdf – I always thought of you as having a permanent smile etched into your face.
Joseph: ha thanx joe!!!
i just heard someone make one up- You don’t make friends, friends make you
“To the world you may only be a somebody but to somebody you may be the world”
“Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.”
“We do not see things as they are; we see things as we are.”
“The happiness of society is the end of government”
“Remember happiness doesn’t depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think”
“Success is getting and achieving what you want. Happiness is wanting and being content with what you get”
“The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another’s keeping “
Now for some humourous quotes..
“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.”
“The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people”
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy”
“a polotician is like an air conditioner because it makes a lot of noise but doesn’t work very well”
“The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don’t know what I’m doing, someone else does”
“You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R’s only one begins with an R”
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