Goq lol. And you wonder why your family think you’re strange… ☺. Well we all love you here!
Twittling your thumbs
Reminds me of the two Irish musicians who went for an audition. When asked for their musical abilities, the first said “I can play the piano by ear” and the second said “and I can fiddle with my mustache”
If you want some real (and evil) entertainment, shake the seltzer bottles and watch hilarity ensue when some unsuspecting chap tries to open it. Bonus points for causing the speech giver to lose his concentration.
i thought this was a thread about how much we should really appreciate our thumbs any time and especially at a simcha so we can dance and like hold a fork 😉
if we didnt have thumbs we would have to eat like animals, eating out of a trough at a shmorg bumping heads with other people wouldnt be much fun. opposable thumbs are a tremendous bracha.
There is a video going around the web of a (non jewish) bride, texting at her wedding ceremony. The galach is standing their saying his thing, she pulls out her phone sends a couple of texts and puts away the phone. The look on her fathers face (he is standing right next to her) is priceless.