So I’m sitting in this restaurant where I’m the temporary mashgiach when the owner calls me to say that the waiter is not coming in today and he wants me to be the waiter and “hold down the fort” until he comes. Thing is, I haven’t a clue how to waiter and in a big klutz. I fear I’ll spill everything on all the customers. So I’m davening that no customers come till the owner arrives. Uh oh, someones coming. Help!!